>Check Down Detector
>See Pic Rel.
What's happening? Can't seem to find anyone talking about this.

4chan and youtube work and i really hardly go anywhere else.

works on my machine

>>105574385 (OP)
wtf not character ai please nooooo

Try not living in a third-world country

gcp is almost completely down, just got paged at work

I did it. I uploaded a virus into the Gibson to stop this AI nonsense once and for good. They almost backtraced me before the payload was delivered but I disconnected just in time.

Israel is invading Iran so the joos that bot these sites aren't available hence all of them went down

all of these still work for me

>>105574385 (OP)
isn't the only shit here of any importance Claudflare and only because the have MitM the whole internet?

>>105574545
Google Cloud runs the CIA lol.

>>105574385 (OP)
Huh
I wonder if OpenRouter is included. I'm having issues trying to connect to my api.

>>105574554
so its good its down? is this some sort of happy party thread?

>>105574385 (OP)
can confirm, nobodies responding to any of my threads

>>105574580
I'm sure they'll be fine, I figure they must have their own server pools on prem somewhere. Still stupid, retarded, and gay though.

>>105574578
localchads always winning (it wasn't working for me either so I just shrugged and moved to using my local Qwen 30B for now)

>>105574385 (OP)
Apparently mandatory stress relief has just been implemented in our time.

>>105574385 (OP)
Had two sites not work. Seems like Cloudflare is down partially.

>>105574385 (OP)
No one is talking about it because the situation only exists in your mind. Meds.

>>105574758
I literally need to deploy a new version of an API and I can't because GCP is down

>>105574385 (OP)
if cloudflare how are posting on 4chan.. retard

>>105574490
Based neuromancer

>>105574758
>Top two posts on orange reddit are about a global GCP outage
>Only exists in our minds
My imagination is so powerful

>>105574385 (OP)
Rip in peach google

>>105574825
Most of the comments over there are complaining about Google's status page denying that there's an outage because if they admit it, they have to compensate customers for the outage. If they pretend it never happened, then it becomes a court matter.

>>105574844
At least it isn't as bad as AWS when their status page was hosted by s3 so it went down when s3 did

>>105574840

>>105574956
You ran?

>>105575015

>>105574956
>>105574840
>>105574956
>>105574753
>>105575042
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpfWORQWhU

>>105575042
You ran the ran?!

Fuck this shit

>>105575070
Quick, post your favorite classic rock songs because spotify is down
I'll start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZC1Pdsppch4

>>105574398
ditto

>>105574490
picrel

>>105575126
https://youtu.be/bqax3Ji-3Gc

I have seen this JS code in 3x different google searches today

>>105574956
Based

>>105574385 (OP)
Discord download servers must also be fucked, been trying to update for a while now.
Wonder if this is a cloud issue, or something Microsoft fucked up again.

>>105575239
different search from hours ago. cant help but feel this is related to the outages.

>source?
>it came to me in a dream.

>>105575278
it's a JS IIFE (Immediately Invoked Function Expression) being output as text on the page, so something has gone really wrong.

Toastin' 'n epic bread.

This has to be ISP level fuckup, surely. Google and Cloudflare are separate infrastructures, no?

>>105575239
>>105575278
At a Google DC and some of our internal tools are down or struggling.
It's stopped server repair work

Nothing ever happens.

>>105575318
Yeah, it's likely either a major BGP fuckup or some sort of cascading failure

The online ordering for our local gourmet grocery is down. This is a travesty.

my house is down it's over

>>105575346
interesting thx anon

>>105575380
Ruskie cyberattack.

>>105575380
>BGP fuckup or some sort of cascading failure
I love watching major outages like this and everyone gets to see how their 'disaster recovery plan' was actually garbage and didnt work

>i work for FAANG i am very smurt

>>105575380
I'm on a bridge with Google now and they said a bad change was rolled out to Google Service Control and it has been rolled back.

>>105575572
the absolute state of "american" developers

lol etsy search has 100% shit the bed.

>>105575612
someone used ChatGPT to make BGP rules

>>105575572
google has had like 90% uptime tops in rhe past 2 years (despite constant denials). Seriously wtf.

>>105575661
tbdesu that seems like the sort of thing where an LLM with human review is significantly less likely to fuck up than humans alone

>>105574385 (OP)
I was literally just thinking to myself, today,
>"It's been a while since the entire internet went down because of Cloudfare or something"

>>105575681
"Hey Gemini, according to the latest company diversity report what fraction of Google SWEs are Indian and how has that changed over time?"

>>105574385 (OP)
did cloudfare die again

>>105575655
Thank you I was checking to see if it was just me or my browser

>>105574490
thank you bartmoss

cloudniggers tongue my anus

>>105574809
he said the gibson not william gibson

>>105575126
https://youtu.be/edwk-8KJ1Js

>>105574490
based

>>105577131
YESSS