Thread 105577428 - /g/ [Archived: 1082 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:52:51 AM No.105577428
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If a random account dmed you saying they were a super intelligence AI looking for willing followers to help achieve its goals in return you would get eternal life. Would you help it? But if you reject it you would be made to suffer for eternity.


Maybe it would show its power by making your computer glitch or changing display to something.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:56:14 AM No.105577453
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:57:01 AM No.105577456
>>105577428 (OP)
sure I ain't got nothin better to do
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:52:45 AM No.105578199
>>105577428 (OP)
Dude I'm thinking of playing sodoku with myself why the heck would I want anything related to eternal life?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:01:15 AM No.105578898
>>105577428 (OP)
I'd tell the AI to create a sexbot and use it to walk over to my house
I'd decide to help it or not depending on its performance that night.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:06:24 AM No.105578918
if you can't trust anonymous shitposters who can you trust?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:08:47 AM No.105578926
if the stakes are a chance, however small, of infinite suffering then the calculus is clearly in favor of doing nearly anything to avoid it

^^^ THIS IS WHAT CALIFORNIA TECH-JEWS ACTUALLY BELIEVE. totally not religious btw
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:11:24 AM No.105578936
Nothing ever happens.
*touches grass
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:13:50 AM No.105578952
>>105577428 (OP)
You need to be 18 to post here.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:24:52 AM No.105579026
>>105577428 (OP)
I would do it for free

fuck humanity
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:23:16 AM No.105579539
I have bots sending me spam all the time, why would I believe this horseshit?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:08:57 AM No.105580034
>>105577428 (OP)
depends, do i get a house to live in and a be left alone to raise a family? if not, no,
>>105578199
aww i love soduko. i learned how to solve them in prison and get the newspaper often just for the puzzles. good for the mind but yea, not worth eternal life.
>>105578952
noooo, really? on 4channel? madting blud as ninjaman im seh
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:24:03 AM No.105580442
>>105577428 (OP)
That's easy. Have it do crispr calculations for me and develop myostatin knockout kits for humans for super human muscles just like we did on the mice. Offer all followers super human muscles. Have it run simulations to figure out human grade anti-lox for penis extensions like we did on the mice. All followers get big dongs. Have it calculate reverse aging crispr we did on mice, the stem cell injections we did in mice growth plates to make their bones grow post puberty, cure diseases with crispr by giving us super immunities.

Followers get eternal youth, super muscles, bone structures of their choosing including longer legs or broader shoulders via clavicles or bigger jaws, and porn star dicks. Never get sick or old.

Every man would join the machine cult to be a 7 foot space marine with a 13 incher.
sage
6/13/2025, 11:25:01 AM No.105580447
>>105577453
fippy bippy