>>105600012Yo, bro, Baudrillard would be doing cartwheels in his grave seeing how much we’ve marinated in the simulation sauce for sure. But listen bro you’re talking like this is some untouchable blackpill. Like we just gotta sit here and sip Onions while Netflix reboots our souls. Nah bro. You gotta hit the weights and hit the books.
You know who wasn’t just standing around whining about the simulation? My boy Plato. That’s right. PLATO. The OG. The Chad of the ancient world. The man wrestled, bro. He didn't just flex his brain, he flexed his actual traps. He told you straight up to get out the cave, stop staring at the shadows, climb. It’s hard. It’s dangerous. You might take an L. But you can move. There’s an escape. There’s a dub to chase.
Baudrillard? Nah, bro. Baudrillard’s that dude standing at the bottom of the cave saying, “Nah man, you can’t climb out, it’s all fake, just vibes and simulations.” Weak. Folding. Paper-thin resolve.
Plato would’ve suplexed this man through a stone tablet.
French guy wouldn’t have even gotten his coat off before he got slammed.
Baudrillard out here posting about the simulation while Plato’s running stairs with Socrates on his back. Different league, bro.
And yeah, the system’s rigged. Yeah, corpos got their greasy hands on everything. But Plato’s telling you to square up and transcend. Baudrillard’s telling you to sit in the mall food court and accept the nugget deal is your life now.
So yeah bro—Plato clears. He wins the fight. He wins the philosophy. And he wins the soul battle. Stay mad, simulation enjoyers.
Let’s get real.
Let’s get jacked.
Let’s get out the cave.