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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:13:48 AM No.105615194
Grace_Hopper_and_UNIVAC
Grace_Hopper_and_UNIVAC
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Grace Hopper - an American woman - developed the first compiler in the 50s. She had a Ph.d in mathematics and mathematical physics, and was a professor before joining the Navy. By the end of her service, she was ranked as Rear Admiral. They called her "Grandma COBOL."

They even credited her with popularizing the term "debugging."

>mfw
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:16:01 AM No.105615215
>>105615194 (OP)
>developed the first compiler
>While other early compilers existed, Hopper's work is widely recognized for its impact on making programming more accessible.
Lol, history is written by the victors.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:22:07 AM No.105615267
1730498121624090
1730498121624090
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>>105615194 (OP)
bait aside, she's the real deal. She was giving DEFCON talks before it was cool

still relevant today
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_bP14OzIJWI
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:32:11 AM No.105615347
>>105615267
>half a million
>half a billion
She is already senile in this video.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:28:40 AM No.105615742
Amazing Grace she was called.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:41:13 AM No.105615829
>>105615194 (OP)
>They called her "Grandma COBOL."
Funny since she had no children.
What I find really interesting is how long it took the "Guuuuuurls in STEM" crowd to embrace Hopper. For the longest time they were obsessed with Ada Lovelace and completely ignored Hopper. I suspect it was early on due to Hopper still being alive to speak for herself and then later because of her connection to the military. It's only been since there's been pushback against the Ada Lovelace story that Hopper has been reluctantly acknowledged by feminists. The tech industry on the other hand has always openly lauded Hopper's accomplishments. Well, the old tech industry. Google gave Hopper blackface one year in their Veteran's Day doodle because apparently they couldn't find any black women suitable, even for a drawing.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:52:43 AM No.105615902
>>105615829
She wasn't a programmer, she was an administrator. Like that apollo 7 foid. It's been long enough now that people can't tell the difference.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:58:42 AM No.105615960
>>105615194 (OP)
>woman
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:59:59 AM No.105615964
Fuck glow niggers. Fuck old cat ladies.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:00:30 AM No.105615969
Blackface Hopper
Blackface Hopper
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:01:29 AM No.105615975
>>105615902
"She" wasn't a woman.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:04:04 AM No.105615991
>>105615829
They embraced Ada Lovelace because she represents them: a spoiled aristocratic tart that was heaped with praise for doing very little.

Hopper did actual respectable work but in the process became "male coded" by the standards of Western foids. They fear the idea of having to become less ladylike to actually achieve something, and they fear it because they know deep down that it's true.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:05:03 AM No.105615996
>>105615975
Both were biofoids. Maybe you're thinking of the IBM troon?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:06:38 AM No.105616009
>>105615996
Women haven't been invented yet.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:15:24 AM No.105616068
Pooja Brownlace
Pooja Brownlace
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>>105615991
It also gave them an excuse to dress up in cosplay. Dressing up in a Navy uniform has nowhere the same appeal for them.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:17:31 AM No.105616081
>>105615969
How much hate does someone have to have in their hearts to erase someone as blessed as Grace.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:19:35 AM No.105616101
>>105615267
>She was giving DEFCON talks before it was cool
nigger do you mean a lecture?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:20:43 AM No.105616111
>>105616081
Doubt they knew who they were blackfacing. They just saw the clip art (it's from an old Corel Draw catalog) had too many white faces so they browned some of them while doodlefying it.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:32:46 AM No.105616185
>>105615194 (OP)
>developed the first compiler in the 50s
No, she didn't. What she actually created was something more like a DLL loader and resolver.
The first thing you could call a compiler was developed in the 1950s by Alick Glennie (very much a man) for the Autocode suite of languages - hence why, until the 1970s, compilers were called "autocoders" in the vernacular.
Rest assured, the compiler was very simple, because Autocode was very simple - barely a step above assembly - but a compiler (convert a higher-level language to machine code) it was.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:42:46 AM No.105616250
>>105615969
>rear admiral
>doesn't recognize a chief petty officer
Those are cartoons, not real people, mor/a/n
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:54:11 AM No.105616321
>>105616250
>they modified it
>but they didn't modify it
Funny how morons jump at any chance to show themselves to be morons.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:44:36 AM No.105617072
>>105616185
Hopper still published before Glennie and coined the term "compiler."
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:06:19 AM No.105617220
>>105615991
>a spoiled aristocratic tart that was heaped with praise for doing very little
QRD on this? I want to know with detail what is it that she did and didn't do. Are her contributions overblown out of proportion?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:12:56 AM No.105617266
>>105616321
>they blackfaced Rear Admiral Hooplah
>they turned her into sheboon Chief petty officer.
Yeah, wow. Such insult. You must be the last of the Fart Smellers.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:55:02 AM No.105617488
hopper_letterman
hopper_letterman
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>>105615194 (OP)
She had an amusing appearance on the Letterman show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE2uls6iIEU
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:53:14 AM No.105617885
>wasn't actually the first compiler
>she was one person on a team
>she wasn't a retarded feminist and would be disgusted by modern women
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:12:19 PM No.105619744
>>105617220
She stole some of babage's notes and claimed it as her own while her contemporaries laughed at her retardation. That's it.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:13:01 PM No.105619753
>>105619744
Evidence?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:24:16 PM No.105619821
>>105619753
Even wikipedia has it in plain
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:25:27 PM No.105619835
>>105619821
Can't find it.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:26:35 PM No.105619844
Did you know that Grace Hopper was African-American? This fact has been hidden from the public and she doesn't appear in the photos.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:53:21 PM No.105619975
>>105615991
I feel like Lovelace only blew up because le komputerz were finally being picked up by normies and women needed some kind of icon to guilt people for not knowing. Noether, Curie, or even some niche rando like Uhlenbeck have a much greater claim to fame than fucking Lovelace.
But I guess to 99% of people playing around with punch cards is world class science lmao