What are they cooking?

the books

>>105620127 (OP)
It's hilarious seeing Ive being forced to treat Altman as a new Steve Jobs while knowing he doesn't have 1% of the charisma

>>105620127 (OP)
how to shit up the free version more so people subscribe, we are overdue for enshitification for the saas piggies

>>105620127 (OP)
Packed fudge nuggets

>>105620127 (OP)
cum-cakes

>>105620127 (OP)
STDs.

>>105620127 (OP)
A flawless robot hand for amputees. It would be controlled with Meta's EMG wristband and something akin to a Tesla optimus hand would be used for the hand itself.

It will be world changing and all the technology already exists to make it happen.

>>105620368
Why no one has done this already is astonishing to me. It is so obvious and easy for big tech to do and would make billions of dollars.

>>105620204
Sam is pretending Jony is some genius deserving 6.5 Billion for his presence, there's a lot of symmetry there.

Really they are both just scammers, Sam is getting a kickback from that 6.5 Billion of OpenAI's money in some way, 100% guaranteed.

>>105620396
Not if they make a robot hand controlled by an emg wristband

>>105620368
>A flawless robot hand for amputees.
It reads muscle signals.

The way they treat tendons in amputations I doubt it will work, the muscles have nothing to pull on any more.

>>105620526
Check this video out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmxLiXAo9ko

perfect finger tracking. It will work from pretty far down the arm so people without hands can use it. You can see how this can translate into the best and coolest robot hand in the world and for some reason it hasn't been done.

>>105620526
It reads nerve signals that are still sent even when someone has lost a hand.

Even if, which I doubt, it would not work for someone without a hand. It would still be pretty cool for someone with both hands to have a fully functional bionic hand as well.

>>105620526
Also check this out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0DvFo3dlrw&t=8s

Before Altman came up to speak he looks really shifty. Like he's nervous about having an Indian whistle blower murdered or something.

https://youtu.be/IYUoANr3cMo

>>105620752
This one shows that it works even if someone holds their fist closed.
https://youtu.be/oD4efk8T2X4

>>105620752
>It will work from pretty far down the arm so people without hands can use it.
Tendons are unattached in most amputees, the muscle has nothing to pull on any more which is going to fuck with muscle control.

Relearning only goes so far, the autonomous nervous system expects the muscle to be pulling on something.

>>105620127 (OP)
santorum in their personal bioreactors.

>>105620853
>This one shows that it works even if someone holds their fist closed.
The muscles are still in tension, the equivalent for an amputee would be suturing the tendons to the bone stump. They don't generally do that.

>>105620168
Fpbp

>>105620857
The muscles don't need to pull on anything. People just have to think of manipulating their hand - like they did previously - and the prosthetic would intercept the nerve impulse, before converting it into a signal for the actuators.
Theoretically, they don't even need their stump, since the spinal cord itself could be monitored. However, there aren't really any portable instruments with sufficient resolution for that.

>>105621138
They read the electrical activity triggered by the motor nerves, not the electrical activity of the motor nerves themselves. The somewhat correct functioning of the muscle is essential. Since my common sense fails to convince you, I'll appeal to authority.
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8694273/
>For example, residual muscles must be stabilized to either muscle or bone at appropriate tensions [39, 40] because insufficient or too high tension can lead to atrophy, contractures, and/or pain. These resulting issues can affect residual muscle activity [39–41] and the quality of EMG signals in prosthesis control.
Obviously.

A giant bowl of nothing, apparently.
https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/microsoft-ceo-admits-ai-generating-123059075.html

>>105621217
This is outdated technology.

>>105621252
Nothing has changed. A muscle with its tendons cut will generate totally shit sEMG signals and relearning can not correct that.

>>105620127 (OP)
Can I get a TL;DR on Sam

>>105621289
We are already in the era of brain implants.

>>105621236
Journalists hate AI because it has already replaced them.

>>105621525
No we're most definitely not.

>>105620127 (OP)
one thing to understand here is that they're the new google, with all it's implications. On top of that they got handed a list on how to send most people to unemployment by bot.
The last is that this is a jewish, most likely zionist company. So yes they are indeed cooking.

>>105621654
That's Microsoft's CEO, not a journalist. Fucktards like you love AI because it saves them from thinking.

>>105620368
bro, stop, less brands and products in your mind, more technology, throw that away, else you're like some sick kind of breathing advertisement for uktra evil giga companies, don't do that, it makes you a shill
if you want to ascend, dig on what's making those two technologies work, how would they cooperate and how to inprove it. remove the brands from your forehead

>>105620127 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZyVR9SKVtg

>>105620127 (OP)
ive is wearing it

>an anglo and a ashkenazi jew

Nothing good apparently.

>>105620168
came here to post exactly this

curry

>>105620127 (OP)
Is that Sam Altman a bottom and they bald guy is doing him? They look fucking gay on this picture.

>>105620127 (OP)
gay sex