Thread 105635934

>take shit
>wipe ass
>blood on toilet paper
>ass hurts for a few hours
>this happens every couple of months for the past few years
Any technology to fix this /g/?

use smaller dildos

Ironically a bidet can help this.

Diet and exersose

You're welcome.

>>105635942
I don't do any of that kind of stuff anon :(

>>105635949
I wish my parents would be open to it since I live in their house so that's probably not do able.

>>105635950
Diet probably since my poop is like sticky and not super solid. I think I need to eat better.
Not sure how exercise helps but I should be doing that anyways lmao

>>105635960
WTF they come as a portable device? Glad I saw this before mass replying

>>105635934 (OP)
Get more fibre in your diet, retard.

>>105635934 (OP)
>>105635966
I guess you could say that you're butt hurt!

Also, this objectively shitty thread is NOT about technology, you dumb boy!

>>105635934 (OP)
>have this problem
>start doing kratom
>now shit wipeless logs once a day every day at the exact same time

I am not regular AND I feel good. I don't even need to use the bidet either. Also you probably have ass worms. Take ivermectin then take it again 2 weeks later. Thank me later.

>>105635934 (OP)
>be italian
>all houses have bidets
not my problem

>>105635966
cleaning yourself with water would be a huge improvement, you could regulate your stomach to use the toilet before everyday's bath, also make sure you take in some vitamins and stay hydrated.

>>105635991
why are italians so based? is there any other place that has widely bidet culture?

>>105635934 (OP)
works on my ass

>>105635987
I searched what kratom is on Google and I have to know how does that help fix the problem at all?
Also it's not ass worms since I have had this happen beginning in middle school. I do not have 6 year old ass worms in me

>>105635995
Yeah I'm thinking maybe a portable bidet and a better diet would do me a lot of good. I'll have to read more about the portable bidet since it sounds like it would get nasty but idk how it works so

>>105635934 (OP)
Hemorrhoids aren't caused by rock solid shit, but rather the straining.
You need to do the following or the next step is prostatitis or other dick related issues:
1. look up pelvic floor exercises and do them as needed
2. eat some oats or other fiber daily
3. stop straining and get a bidet

Since you are on /g/ I guess you have a similar lifestyle, mostly sitting at the PC.
Your pelvic floor muscles are likely too short and weak as a result.
This has a TON of thing that it affects, one of them is the need to strain causing the bleeding, or it could be that it tenses up periodically.
I had the whole chronic prostatitis thing, 3 rounds of antibiotics nothing. Took a long time to figure out this pelvic floor shit.
Hope it helps.

Also if you sit a lot, do these exercises every now and then as you remember them. It helps prevent pissing yourself in old age in general.
Btw. I know this whole thing sounds retarded, but it's from experience. I only had hemorrhoids initially as well. Started exactly like this.

Alternatively it could be that you are wiping too hard. If you cant get a bidet for whatever reason the do dry-wet-dry with wiping. That helps a bit.

>>105636019
>kratom
Retardation. Worse than energy drinks and cigarettes every morning and has a similar effect to caffeine where it dries you out.
It will just make your problems worse and if you are retarded and get hooked on it, a heart attack.
Also banned in some places afaik.

>>105635934 (OP)
>gets buttfucked
>asshole bleeds
>HALP /g/ MY TP IS FULL OF BLOOD WHAT DO

>>105636019
>Also it's not ass worms since I have had this happen beginning in middle school. I do not have 6 year old ass worms in me
>he doesn't know
Have you been dewormed? If no. Then you have worms. You touch stuff nasty people that don't wash their hands touch everyday. All it takes is one egg you can't see to get worms. In first world countries people deworm twice a year because they're not retarded (the west is no longer the first world by the way).
>I searched what kratom is on Google and I have to know how does that help fix the problem at all?

It's a mild opioid that forces you to consume more fiber. Thus fixing your problem. But you're trading it for another one (addiction). If you're too dumb to eat more fiber on your own though it isn't a bad option. Before I took kratom and started to deworm twice yearly I was never regular. Bled out of my asshole from straining and then having liquid ass constantly.

Fix your diet and get rid of the ass worms. That's all you have to do. Ivermectin or deworming chocolate is like $20 tops for 5+ years worth of doses.

>>105635987
How much are you taking and how often?

>>105636019
>I searched what kratom is on Google and I have to know how does that help fix the problem at all?
Kratom is similar to opioids and opioids can stop you up. Loperamide, anti diarrhea medicine, is also basically an opioid and that's how it stops you up. People who are prescribed pain medicines using opioids usually have to be careful about getting constipated.
Kratom also has a lot of insoluble fiber in it since it's basically just grounded leaves.

>>105635966
>Live with my parents
kek, but in all seriousness a simple toilet seat attachment is no biggie. I'm sure you can convince them, and that will help from the wiping causing irritation, inflammation, etc.

I had this little spot near my asshole that would always get torn by the TP and get itchy. Recently I applied fungus and eczema cream to it for a couple of weeks and it went away. I'm finally free!

>>105636082
>fungus and eczema cream
Both of those thin the skin. How the hell did that help?

If you need to deworm twice a year you actually don't live in a first world country. People in first world countries don't actually have to do this because of sanitation laws.

>>105636090
nigga they don't thin the skin in 2 weeks with a mild dose

this thread is hilarious