>>105667898>apply for a pre checkThat's just for good goyim. I prefer to make their job as hard as possible. The TSA chimps are forced to get off their fat asses every time I walk by them. But I'm so nice and play so stupid they can't justify getting angry with me and mouthing off. Even when I'm pissing them off more than anyone they've seen in the last 6 weeks.
I was born with the best accent to play dumb with and I do it all of the time. I like when people assume I'm stupid. It makes fucking with them much easier. For example, when I go to larger cities the first thing I do when I get off the airplane is usually go into a gas station with a lit cigarette. When they freak the fuck out about it I say
>Oh, sorry it isn't illegal where I'm from. So can I get a pack of them cowboy killers?They become enraged. But they ring me up and keep their mouth shut every time.