Thread 105698733 - /g/ [Archived: 849 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/25/2025, 12:37:23 PM No.105698733
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applesisters....

https://www.apple.com/education/college-students/docs/TheParentPresentation.key

https://www.apple.com/education/college-students/docs/TheParentPresentation.pptx
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 3:01:41 PM No.105699650
>>105698733 (OP)
they dmca this ad from jewtube
https://files.catbox.moe/7pwxjv.mp4
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 3:33:06 PM No.105699897
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iTODDLERS BTFO
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 3:49:39 PM No.105700035
Holy fuck that professional-ify AI sounds so sarcastic.
This ad feels like a team of lefties or pajeets saw old good apple ads and, with none of the talent or understanding why those ads worked, shat out this abomination.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 3:57:45 PM No.105700087
>>105698733 (OP)
>Mac has
>all you need is iPhone
What is is with Apple and their refusal to use articles when talking about their products? It's like they're really trying to make people not think about the hardware and OS as separate things.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:04:41 PM No.105700149
>>105700087
No one says "An iPhone" except android users lmfao.
It's
>my mac
>your iPhone
always possessives to obviously show you own an Apple product, dumbass (who doesn't Apple products)
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:10:16 PM No.105700194
>>105700149
You're thinking I'm somebody who doesn't have friends and thus lacks the experience to know you're wrong don't you?
Apple doesn't even use possessives in their marketing either. It's the most pretentious language fuckery I've seen in marketing, like making their discrete products out to be this intangible substance that you can't own or analyze.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:19:02 PM No.105700909
>>105700087
>It's like they're really trying to make people not think about the hardware and OS as separate things.
But they aren't.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:51:44 PM No.105701858
>>105700035
it doesn't matter how it sounds, as long as it passes the professionality check. the person on the other end is going to use AI to turn it back to normal human speak anyway
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:30:11 PM No.105703379
>>105699897
bass