C - /g/ (#105708373) [Archived: 830 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:53:20 AM No.105708373
C
C
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Cute name for a programming language, don't you think? Like, they could've called any anything in the world. Imagination was the limit. Yet, Dennis M. Ritchie decided to simply call it C like a gigachad that he is.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:59:16 AM No.105708416
>>105708373 (OP)
There was an A and a B before, retad kun.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:57:45 AM No.105708815
>>105708416
There's no A.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:16:35 AM No.105708923
>>105708815
a for assembly
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:14:55 PM No.105709271
>>105708815
A Programming Language
Replies: >>105710702
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:48:31 PM No.105709471
>>105708815
A is for assembly :D
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:33:01 PM No.105709817
B is for Balls
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:35:46 PM No.105709837
1646784107459
1646784107459
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>>105708373 (OP)
I'm starting to feel like the C and C++ people who talk about how they love manly C programmers are closeted homosexuals.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:43:08 PM No.105709888
>>105709837
C++/C#/Webshit here
I love Beef language
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:47:41 PM No.105709931
>>105709837
>>105709888
I like Beef too but I'm not gay.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:51:42 PM No.105709965
>>105708373 (OP)
It was developed by guy with highIQ they don't give a shit about naming and such they give a shit about if it works or not.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:53:41 PM No.105709986
>:3c
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:40:38 PM No.105710361
>>105709817
C is for Clamhat
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:00:18 PM No.105710503
>>105709837
>closeted
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:29:16 PM No.105710702
hq720 (2)
hq720 (2)
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>>105709271
That's APL tho
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:31:31 PM No.105710727
>>105709837
Why do you think they keep spamming these half naked muscular men with C logo photoshopped on the head? It should be obvious it's just bunch of faggots.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:11:40 PM No.105711551
>>105710727
>It should be obvious it's just bunch of faggots
i think you're agreeing with him anon
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:10:37 PM No.105712574
>>105711551
Yes I do
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:18:01 PM No.105713295
>>105708373 (OP)
No, I don't like the name. They chose C because it's the next letter in BCPL (Basic Combined Programming Language).
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:19:24 PM No.105713312
>>105708373 (OP)
I agree, even the name lacks any sort of creativity. Just a shittier Algol clone.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:21:33 PM No.105713335
>>105710702
yeah at the point when C appeared, we already had Lisp and APL
it's such a sad joke that C won the language wars
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:23:47 PM No.105713364
>>105713335
>Lost In Stupid Parentheses
>A Pajeet Language
C is king, accept it xister
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:25:29 PM No.105713383
>>105713364
0/10
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:26:33 PM No.105713395
>>105713383
That's about the rating I'd give lisp and APL, yes
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:43:35 PM No.105713554
dennis_ritchie_explain
dennis_ritchie_explain
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>>105713364
>>105713395
>Dennis Ritchie: I have to admire languages like Lisp
http://www.gotw.ca/publications/c_family_interview.htm
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:03:07 PM No.105713735
>>105713364
>popularity is the only thing that makes something good
C people are literal NPCs.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:15:03 PM No.105714466
>>105708373 (OP)
don't give a fuck, it's just a tool, names do not matter
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:50:44 PM No.105715445
>>105713335
c syntax is just better than lisp and apl syntax, those only exist to make builting the compiler easier, c syntax is designed to make the user experience better
>>105713735
popularity is a good indicator if something is any good, if barely anyone uses something its likely shit
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:04:32 AM No.105715576
>>105715445
>c syntax is just better than lisp and apl syntax, those only exist to make builting the compiler easier, c syntax is designed to make the user experience better
Pascal, PL/I, and Algol syntax are designed to make the user experience better, C syntax is designed to make the user experience worse.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:22:05 AM No.105715766
>>105715445
>c syntax is designed to make the user experience better
the user experience of C directly suffers from being bad for computers. Macros are a mess, forward declarations are retarded,
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:23:33 AM No.105715780
>>105715766
The genius of C is that it's bad for computers and people at the same time. It's a joke language like Brainfuck and Malbolge except people took it seriously.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:02:07 AM No.105717773
>>105709931
forbidden sar cow sacred
we cant redeem beef sar
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:45:32 AM No.105718089
>>105708373 (OP)
c for cute!
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:18:25 AM No.105718740
>>105715445
>popularity is a good indicator if something is any good
lolno
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:46:49 AM No.105718940
>>105709837
kek
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:29:34 AM No.105719271
>>105708373 (OP)
>"I don't have any serious opinions on programming and I was born 20 years too late to participate in any valid conversation."

another thread chunked to the filter page
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:25:08 PM No.105720767
>>105717773
kek
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:29:01 PM No.105720800
Screenshot from 2025-06-26 21-01-41
Screenshot from 2025-06-26 21-01-41
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>>105710727
lmao
the ptsd is real
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:49:06 PM No.105721821
>>105713554
>Ritchie: A closely related aspect is the treatment of arrays and pointers. Given the perenniality of questions about this and the contortions that C++ goes [through] to move away from C on this, it might well be counted as a mistake.
I think arrays and pointers are great but what an absolute humble chad.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:40:48 PM No.105722190
>>105708373 (OP)
>Cambridge Programming Language -> CPL
>Bootstrap CPL -> BCPL
>B
>C
Does C stand for cutestrap?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:14:09 PM No.105725085
>>105718089
this