You forgot one

>>105733629 (OP)
>>105733644
you forgot two

>>105733629 (OP)
Those are all the same person

forgot the "I hate tech" guys

bottom left should be the same as top left but with a pink wig

top left is the same as bottom left and right

>>105733629 (OP)
Only the top right is productive. All the others are constantly ego tripping or doing politics instead of working.

>>105733717
I'm this one

>>105733750
I look like top left but am productive
top right is a soiboi who thinks he is "productive" but actually just writes garbage code and is autistic about the latest fads like SCRUM

>>105733629 (OP)
>>105733750
Top left is a Linux sysadmin
Top right is a Javascript developer
Bottom left is unemployed and just posts photos of his legs next to a ThinkPad all day
Bottom right writes rocket trajectory software for NASA

top left

>>105733846
It's true

>>105733629 (OP)
Bottom left on the inside, bottom right on the outside. I use arch btw.

>>105733644
He became buff after becoming an unproductive twitterista
Srsly when has he last made anything of use with his two hands? Early days of Oculus?

>>105733846
That or cybersecurity (I knew a guy who really really really liked pentesting and was a cute twinkish furry)

>>105733846
trvthke

>>105734085
>really really really liked pentesting
OwO

>>105733975
I'd hit it

>>105733629 (OP)
I used to be at the bottom left, but after a while I gained more money and connections just by accompanying some lonely, miserable old rich man. Now I'm more like a regular dude

>>105733629 (OP)
somewhere between top left and top right

>>105733629 (OP)
none but i wish i was the bottom right
IT people are invariably insufferable elitists

>>105733629 (OP)
Where's the stealth nazi?

>>105734468
If your IT person isn't an insufferable elitist they probably aren't competent.

>>105733629 (OP)
Bottom 2 are the same.

>>105733629 (OP)
I'm not an IT faggot. I'm a software engineer.

>>105734505
they still look like one of those four.