gimme a sentence and i'll give you the output. it uses nltk wordnet to find the longest synonym for every word

example:

>>>"op is a faggot"
>op constitute deoxyadenosine monophosphate faggot up

>>105742998 (OP)
>testing out my thesaurus program
I'm Popeye the sailor man.
I live in a garbage can.
I turned on heater.
and burned off my peter.
I'm Popeye the sailor man.

>>105743023
>Im Popeye the bluejacket man.
>atomic number 53 experience atomic number 49 deoxyadenosine monophosphate food waste give the sack
>atomic number 53 change by reversal along fastball and burned-over polish off my Saint Peter the Apostle
>Im Popeye the bluejacket gentleman's gentleman

>>105742998 (OP)
Fuck fuck fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Finger bang an orangutan
At your local zoo

>>105744015
have intercourse have intercourse have intercourse deoxyadenosine monophosphate circumvent have intercourse deoxyadenosine monophosphate kangaroo finger's breadth have intercourse Associate in Nursing Pongo pygmaeus atomic number 85 your topical anaesthetic zoological garden

>>105743035
>>105744108
lolwut, this needs a lot of work.

>>105744108
its like you drained the thoughts out of a furry convention

>>105744129
it actually does what it's supposed to do though, it's just that what it does isn't good

>>105742998 (OP)
I've come to make an announcement. Shadow The hedgehog's a BITCH ASS motherfucker, you pissed on my FUCKING wife, that's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out, and he pissed on my FUCKING wife and he said his dick was "Thiiis biig". And I said "That's disgusting!" so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: Shadow The hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what, here's what my dong looks like BHGTLGHLTHLTHLGTHTGH. That's right baby! All points, no quills, no pillows! Look at that it looks like 2 balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH. That's right this is what you get! MY SUPER LASER PISS!!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'm pissing on THE MOON!! How do you like that Obama?? I pissed on THE MOON you IDIOT!! You have 23 hours before the piss Drrroprrlets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

>>105744138
>it's just that what it does isn't good
Well, are you going to try and put the effort into fixing that?

>>105744148
it's just a shitpost so probably not lmao

>>105742998 (OP)
>find the longest synonym
read "Politics and the English Language" by George Orwell (1946)

>>105742998 (OP)
>nltk
>not training a bloated Billion model parameters with thousand of data-augmentation samples to burn many kilo-watts of power and make compute more expensive while feeding the generative IA bubble
stay noob.