Who do you think the tech billionaire buying it will be?

>>105746121 (OP)
technology?

>>105746121 (OP)
Me.

>>105746121 (OP)
bezos?
google is already getting broken up
facebook is a thing of its own
musk has xitter
if not them, who else?
microsoft? theyve been acquiring stuff lately, activision and such, maybe they wanna branch out

>>105746139
>UMMMMMM, TIKTOK AND ITS ALGORITHMS AREN'T TECHNOLOGIES SAAR!

>>105746139
there are at least 4 leftypol threads up in /g/ right now that have been up for more than 12 hours
go complain about offtopic in those

>>105746152
your op is not even offtopic
how is tech related discussion not tech related discussion?
fukken pieces of shit want to colonize the board

>>105746121 (OP)
China is the holdup, not the lack of US buyers

>>105746121 (OP)
no one, like all the other things he's about to reveal in 2 weeks. has he published his tax records yet? came up with a better healthcare system? ended the war in Ukraine?

>>105746121 (OP)
He's buying it himself. The delays were just because he couldn't convince lenders that he wouldn't go to prison for the blatant corruption.

Israel, or a bunch of Jews. Expect antisemitism on til tok to be dealt with harshly

>>105746186
>came up with a better healthcare system?
Absolutely... for his special interests kek. The healthcare system is now far superior for the rich: they have to pay for less of it. They'll buy another yacht or two to celebrate more of the poor going into lifelong debt for the crime of getting sick in America.

>>105746208
based, total jew supremacy
islamists and fuentes groypers absolutely seething

>>105746225
you're not incorrect, but please communicate in less of a 'reddit shitlib' way, it's an unpleasant vibe

>>105746185
But I thought they only had 100 days before it was being sold?

I thought the "it must be sold by January 19th" was ironclad?

I remember 2 deadlines ago, people kept telling me it was going to be shut down if it wasn't sold no matter what?

>>105746259
Trump ignores the law all the time lmao

>>105746208
This, 100%. The tiny hat tribe were the ones pushing to get TikTok banned because they didn't control what was posted on it.

In September 2023, The Wall Street Journal reported that Yass, an investor in TikTok's parent firm ByteDance, is a major donor to US politicians who have opposed restrictions on TikTok.[35] After Yass and Trump met in March 2024 at a Club for Growth event, Trump went from supporting a ban on TikTok to opposing a ban.[6][36] At the same time Yass's SIG bought a substantial share in Digital World Acquisition Corp (DWAC), which it had been acquiring since 2021, providing Trump with a massive influx of money at a time when he faced mounting legal expenses.[36] DWAC merged in 2024 with Trump Media, the company that launched Truth Social in 2022. A subsequent article by The Philadelphia Inquirer explained that as a market-maker, SIG also shorted the stock, per common market-maker practice, and did not hold an economic position in Trump Media but profited by managing trades in shares and derivatives. According to SIG filings with the SEC, the company sold its shares and liquidated the shorts after the merged company began trading as Trump Media.[37]

>>105746245
>p-please choose to signal tribal membership and perform groupthink more convincingly
I don't give the slightest fuck. I'm not a member of your tribe. As someone who remembers the process of irony turning into earnesty by virtue of generations of retarded newfags... I don't have any patience for anything but my actual opinions rendered in good faith and without artifice. Suck my dick, coward.

>>105746299
>early life
every single time

>>105746271
Sources: New York Times, AOC, LegalEagle

>>105746316
ironically you did what I asked, this feels much less reddity
thanks anon

>>105746357
>no bouncing latina tits
they cropped away her sole redeeming quality...

>>105746299
ARE YOU BEING ANTI-SEMETIC AND TRYING TO IMPLY TRUMP IS A JEW AND IS LYING/SCAMMING AMERICANS BY COLLUDING WITH FOREIGN INTEREST GROUPS BY LYING STRAIGHT TO HIS VOTER BASE!?

FUCK YOU PRICK!!!

>>105746391
you stopped being entertaining a good while ago, leftypol

>>105746404
Hello debunk this please >>105746299

>two weeks
So he's lying, as usual.
Why say anything?

>>105746409
>digression
i dont have a dog in this race
but youree tiresome
>>105746391
>>105746271
>>105746139
>>105746190
you're retardation offends me
and you're attempts at polarization are pathetic

>>105746404
I don't think that's leftypol, probably a groyper
they're just as cancerous though

>>105746299
Twenty years ago, this would have been a thermonuclear detonation. It would destroy any chance the politician ever had of ever working in government again. They'd probably go to prison, and wouldn't be able to get a job scrubbing urinals on Capitol Hill after they got out. Today?
>bro that's just trump doing trump... whatabout burisma bro? yo remember trannies exist

>>105746447
ugh
the absolute state

>>105746148
My salty balls are TECHNOLOGY sweaty.

>>105746121 (OP)
Would be the FUNNIEST shit if China sells TikTok to the US for $300B, making it the highest acquisition (last record $200B) as predicted.

But then it turns out China gives the US the WRONG algorithm.

Everybody knows the worth of TikTok isn't the platform, but the independently developed algorithm making it the most addicting app in the world.

>>105746121 (OP)
Now that muskberg has fallen out, probably thiel

lol

>>105746358
be honest, you only thought his post signalled reddit because he hadn't instantly spoken down on socialism.

>>105746528
the algorithm being "give the viewers what they want"
even within china bytedance was known as the degenerate company you go to if you want total brainrot slop. they give you exactly what you want. everyone else has an agenda, and as we've learned from llms alignment is lobotomy. they give them the right algorithm and it'll still die under their watch.
imagine if they then made tiktok 2 but hid their tracks better this time, and the go mask off only after they've achieved total donination yet again.

>>105746841
they're the same people doofus