>>105754236>earn "4x the salary"Yup
>have to be careful you aren't eating disgusting poisoned US meatIt's literally fine, just buy more expensive meat if you're paranoid
>have to tip every time anyone does fucking anything no matter how minorTipping is literally optional, that's what a tip means. The only place it's expected is a sit down restaurant where a waiter comes to your table
>have to drive everywhereWhich is awesome, why would you want to walk like a peasant
>everything contains corn syrupJust don't buy those things then
>internet is dogshit quality, no choice in providersMost cities have fiber, delivering in the ballpark of 500Mbps. I'm personally paying $40 a month for 50Mbps which is plenty
>everyone is a fucking whale (people in the UK are fat too, but the US is on a whole different level)70% overweight or obese in the US compared to 64% overweight or obese in the UK according to Google, so basically the same
>can't have banter, americans just think you're being serious all the timeImplying British humor is funny
>If you get ill you are financially ruinedJust get health insurance through your job or Obamacare if you're unemployed and you're literally fine
>far higher risk of being killed due to higher murder rates per 100k6.61 murders per 100k so scary!!!
Btw I'm ex Europoor now living in America for the last 15 years keep seething it's way better here for a million reasons you haven't listed