Why are they everywhere in Functional Programming? - /g/ (#105757698) [Archived: 683 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:25:21 PM No.105757698
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"Learn a haskell for great good", most famous Haskell book - made by Slovenian
Andrej Bauer, most famous OCaml developer - Slovenian
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:27:12 PM No.105757717
twinks make good programmers, it's also a good thing they never leave their house
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:33:50 PM No.105757793
>>105757717
>slovenia = le femboys!!! hahahahhahahahaha
go back to rëddit and take your forced rëddit memes with you
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:35:33 PM No.105757810
>>105757793
Not beating the accusations, janez
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:36:36 PM No.105757825
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>>105757793
>it is just reddit, it is not tru-ACK!
OH NO NO NO, WHO IS THIS
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:40:02 PM No.105757885
>>105757825
Man these slovnakian guys don't fuck around with the femboy stereotype
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:44:07 PM No.105757951
>>105757825
nice russian flag you got in the background
Z
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:46:31 PM No.105757984
>>105757810
shut the fuck up
we slavs are the most masculine race in all of europe and im not exaggerating in any capacity
if we got our shit together put our differences aside and united we would fuck all of you w*stoids up good
just look at how russia is clowning on you and your jewish puppet in ukraine
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:47:33 PM No.105758003
>>105757984
Slovenians aren't slavs, you're anglogerman twinks
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:48:00 PM No.105758009
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>>105757698 (OP)
Jer je drug Tito reko da trebas radit neki kurac u zivotu ne drkat kurac.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:52:41 PM No.105758065
>>105758003
Slovenians are the only Slavs in Balkans, racially speaking. Lmao
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:52:53 PM No.105758068
>>105757984
Lol you dumb niggers only call yourselves slavs when physical appearance or height is involved, rest of the time you lick western europe ass like a good dog
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:54:10 PM No.105758078
>>105758068
Slovenia is the most pro-Russian country in Europe after Slovakia and Hungary
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:56:29 PM No.105758105
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>>105758078
Get back to the kitchen Janez
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:57:51 PM No.105758127
slavs program for fun and not solely to make blackrock richer by mashing together javascript frameworks
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:59:07 PM No.105758143
>>105758003
>let me tell you about your country

>>105758068
kučan can suck it
dissolving yugoslavia was a mistake
the only mistake milošević made was cucking out to croatia and not using the full force of the yugoslav army and also agreeing to partition bosnia with tuđman
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:02:03 PM No.105758178
>>105758065
LOL, oh please. They're built like skinks. Of course they're slavic
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:02:38 PM No.105758186
>>105758143
Yugoslavia was a corpse in the early 80s
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:02:51 PM No.105758190
>>105758127
do you ever notice why when you read documents about programming such as from the cpp committee (which is a fag circle jerk make no mistake), or watch a video tutorial not made by a poojeet, or use literally any high quality framework
it is always made by a russian or some other slav (or sometimes a german)
meanwhile w*stoids and shitjeets can only use jeetscript frameworks like node
you fags literally use react native to make windows 11
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:05:01 PM No.105758217
>>105758143
You realize that it was Milosevic who created "the chefur"? He created the turbofolk mafia
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:10:17 PM No.105758273
>>105758186
tito is to blame for that
not pan-slavism
tito was a retarded jew who thought he could keep a country afloat by sucking off americans and soviets simultaneously while throwing IMF loans at every problem in the country
he also did nothing to address ethnic tensions and just threw everything under the carpet, when he had the golden opportunity to end them all right after world war 2
by the time milošević tried to fix these problems it was too late, germutts began poisoning slovenians and croatians with EU zogslave promises
genscher and mock could never have done the slimy shit they did if ranković led yugoslavia instead of tito
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:13:12 PM No.105758299
>>105758273
Tito was a Slovenian
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:18:32 PM No.105758358
>>105758078
Bro, have you forgotten about Serbia
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:19:58 PM No.105758375
>>105758358
I meant EU
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:20:13 PM No.105758379
>>105758358
Serbs lap up semen from anybody as long as they give them money.
Russia, China, India, Austria, Germany, France.
You name it
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:25:37 PM No.105758449
>>105758379
>India
No one laps up India.
Not even Jews, who Indians worship, like them.
Take your meds.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:28:56 PM No.105758476
>>105758299
yes, and?
he was an accomplished partisan you cannot deny that
but he did nothing to address ethnic tensions in yugoslavia besides pretending they didnt exist and basically fucked over all ex-yugo countries with his IMF loans
people think slovenia and croatia are the richest ex-yugo countries
we are literally banana republics that exist only to supply germany and austria with gastarbeiter
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:30:54 PM No.105758496
>>105758379
vučić maybe but serbs had a long traditional relationship with russia and also good relations with china because china doesnt recognise kosovo independence
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:32:05 PM No.105758511
>>105758496
Vučić IS the country. You got half a million people protesting and he doesn't give a fuck
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:32:56 PM No.105758518
>>105758496
It is not that simple. After 1917, a shit ton of white army reactionaries and volga germans entered Serbia and they had strong anti-Soviet sentiment and they are anti-Putin to this day because Putin refuses to condemn bolshevism and bury Lenin
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:38:10 PM No.105758588
>>105758511
>>105758518
my point is that serbs had a traditional relationship with russians because of orthodox heritage and shared support
russians backed serbian revolutions against the turks and even before serbia was an independent state various russian officials and military leaders had serbian roots
russians and ukrainians interestingly enough both volunteered to fight for yugoslavia against albanian terrorists and serb volunteers went to the donbass
fact of the matter is such sentiments exist and are prevalent
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:39:34 PM No.105758600
>>105757698 (OP)
>another slovenia thread
oy vey
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:44:44 PM No.105758649
>>105758600
Expect to see a lot more. I FINALLY figured out how to set bots on 4chan and I love Slovenija (I want everyone to know how great it is) but Russia is even better
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:49:30 PM No.105758695
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>>105758496
>long traditional relationship with russia
Almost get Invaded again by Soviets because they don't like Tito he almost builds a Nuclear Bomb because of it.
Try to stop Yugoslavia from falling apart or and build Greater Serbia get 0 support from Russia
Kosovo declares independence, get 0 support from Russia
NATO bombs the country into the stone age get once again 0 support from Russia
Americans threaten to cut off all Oil going into Serbia, zero support from Russia

I for the love of everything cannot fucking UNDERSTAND the Serbian mind. Russia did NOTHING. NOTHING.

Yet the Serbs will still suck their dicks and pretend some brotherhood and unity and whatnot.

Serbs are retards pure and simple they've always been the favorite nation of the UK and US in the Balkans, they could have pivoted the nation to the US and been a rich ass country but no. They let the Albanians take that position, they decided to be a isolationist shithole surounded by NATO and EU, they decided to be pure retarded.

This is why I left Serbia.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:54:13 PM No.105758755
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>>105758588
See this is exactly what I mean Russian dicksucking about some orthodox heritage and shared support while it's all fucking surface level nothingburger support.

Look at fucking Israel and the US. Israel says we want you to drop B2 Bunker Busters on Iran they do it.

Serbia gets fucked sideways by every fucking neighbor we have Russia doesn't even send single plane, a single soldier a single bomb.

Oh oh but they financed some group. WOW Fucking thought and prayers thanks Russians fucking fantastic.

Bre pusi kurac.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:57:55 PM No.105758801
I once saw a Serb, but they looked like a Turk so I ran away
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:03:28 PM No.105758869
>>105758755
>Serbia-Russia relationship is a lot like USA-Israel
KEK so true
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:11:00 PM No.105758927
>>105758869
His point is that it isn't though, because Americans cuck out for Israel but Russians won't do shit for Serbia
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:12:58 PM No.105758939
>>105758927
Serbia cucks out for Russia lmao. Serbia is USA and Russia is Israel
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:24:26 PM No.105759059
>>105758695
>im a liberal diasporanigger and i hate my people because they dont believe in dumbocracy
many, many such cases
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:25:13 PM No.105759067
Slovenia isn't even a real country
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:26:29 PM No.105759078
>>105759067
more real than israel, moshe
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:27:27 PM No.105759090
>>105759078
Israel can enslave Slovenia in 2 days and vaporize you 400 times over. You are nothing
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:31:55 PM No.105759133
>>105759059
I'm hardly liberal. I'm a diaspora nigger because I like MONEY. Something Serbia doesn't have.

You don't need cuck yourself out to be a good country. Even Hungary is at least 50% better then Serbia. Let alone Czechia or Poland.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:32:56 PM No.105759147
>>105759090
Ironically anyone can Vaporize Israel aswell with a single dirty bomb
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:53:21 PM No.105759334
>>105759147
And if they fail they're no longer a country.
Israel is well defended from the air, the only way to take them down is a zerg rush
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:54:24 PM No.105759340
>>105759147
Don't need to vaporize them. Sterilizing them with the radiation and heavy metal poisoning would be good enough.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:53:24 AM No.105759861
>>105759334
Yeah nobody can drive a sub to telaviv and blow a dirty nuke up. Sure buddy.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:10:13 AM No.105760009
poor andrej tried to run a self promotion and you guys RUINED IT
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:11:59 AM No.105760030
>>105760009
Who's andrej? The only slovenian names I know rhyme with pizda
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:09:26 AM No.105760971
>>105757825
That dude's from baskhortostan. He's a natural gigatwink
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:08:24 AM No.105761394
>thread about haskell
>derailed by balkaniggers and slavoids having flame wars about their shitholeistan
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:01:42 AM No.105761738
>>105759090
Israel can't even play James Bond in Iran for 10 days without getting assblasted.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:10:11 AM No.105761802
>>105757698 (OP)
Slavs love to tinker and experiment.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:46:57 AM No.105762003
>>105757698 (OP)
Because they're good programmers.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:47:26 AM No.105762740
>>105759090
>nigga admitted to being israeli
many such cases!
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:53:36 AM No.105762783
>>105759090
So, how many genetic diseases from the centuries of inbreeding did you inherit?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:31:39 AM No.105763025
>>105761802
>Slavs love to tinker and experiment.
Yeah with hormone therapy and dick cutting >>105757825
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:07:32 AM No.105763248
Again this thread from retarded Russian...
>>105757984
>we slavs are the most masculine race in all of europe
No, many slavs have round faces which is a feminine feature. Northern Europe officially considered the most attractive. If you mean some other masculinity like having a temperament then it's Italy/Spain.
>if we got our shit together put our differences aside and united we would fuck all of you w*stoids up good
We would fuck Russia for good, corrected your post. Russia is the only retarded slavic country and you are making bad optics for rest of us.
>just look at how russia is clowning on you and your jewish puppet in ukraine
>“If I wanted, Russian troops could be not only in Kiev, but also Riga, Vilnius, Tallinn, Warsaw and Bucharest in two days,” Russian President Putin allegedly told Poroshenko, according to the German daily Sueddeutsche Zeitung.
How is it going? If it takes only 2 days I assume you are already there for 3 years?
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:08:56 AM No.105763260
>>105763248
>Russia BAD!
Fuck off >>>/reddit/
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:14:16 AM No.105763298
>>105757698 (OP)
I just had a series of lectures by a Solvenian PhD who studied under Bauer. She was super cute
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:19:52 AM No.105763335
>>105758127
>>105758190
>>105762003
I cringe so much every time I see it, please stop... Programming is easy, there's nothing to be proud of.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:26:04 AM No.105763365
>>105763335
It is easy if you are slav. Americans legit can't do it, that is why they import Indians to do it for them
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:45:47 AM No.105763483
>>105763365
In rich countries people who program easily become engineers or scientists. It's a shame of our countries that we have to program because we are poor, we can't just engineer planes or something like that because of miserable salary. I know guys who became ship engineers and they ALL moved to Norway to work there, literally every one of them. There's no work here because of Russia and ussr, you made us hobos and we need decades to recover. Programming is a small hope for us because we can work remotely for western countries who were lucky to not be in USSR! It's like being an onlyfans whore instead of an actress. Just shut up and stop posting this shit.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:59:39 AM No.105763562
>>105763483
Words words words
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:09:01 AM No.105763625
>>105757793
Those stereotypes existed well before reddit came to be
t. was born and raised in yugoslavia
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:13:20 AM No.105763654
>>105758649
fuck off
polni smo
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:13:25 AM No.105763656
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>>105758358
unless vucic gets hanged in the next couple of days Serbia will remain as the most cucked country in the Europe
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:06:47 PM No.105764786
>>105758190
>>105763248
>>105759059
>>105758695
>>105758588
>re**it ty*es on a white website
>complains about whites and jeets

ironic
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:34:36 PM No.105765454
I'm a slovenian trans girl and i prefer Idris. I blame it on the top CS university here having their fingers deep in functional programming related nonsense.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:47:44 PM No.105765570
>>105763656
>the most cucked country in the Europe
Serbs are backward pieces of shit but they're about the only euro country still resisting globohomo/eu so calling them cucked, idk.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:55:21 PM No.105765997
>>105765454
pjd nazaj na fricord pedofil en
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:56:17 PM No.105766002
>>105765997
>discord
Fuck off, I'm on Matrix.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:34:34 PM No.105766288
>>105765454
Lying piece of shit! We dont have transsisters in slovenia!
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:41:03 PM No.105766925
>>105763248
Пoчeмy ты нe нa фpoнтe, Mыкoлa?
Tы пшoляк?
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:59:05 PM No.105767104
>>105763654
Nismo. Potrebujemo več Rusov
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:02:42 PM No.105767154
>>105765997
Kaj je narobe s tabo?!
Sem bila v Rusiji in ni bilo nobenih težav, vsi so razumeli. Samo zahojeni zahodnjaki ne razumejo
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:03:24 PM No.105767162
>>105767154
a si ti un 2m debu model na friju k je kao trans
Replies: >>105767188
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:06:05 PM No.105767188
>>105767162
Ti ne veš kdo sm js
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:06:46 PM No.105767195
>>105767188
okej, sori :c
Replies: >>105767211
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:08:21 PM No.105767211
>>105767195
ju šud bi sori
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:39:55 PM No.105767570
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>>105766925
What are you even trying to achieve with such posts on this board? Pro-russian uprising of Linux users? Just in case I can remind you that Stallman criticised your shithole and the war that you started since 2014.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:54:50 PM No.105767730
>>105757825
I'd let him suck my dick
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:56:29 PM No.105767748
>>105759090
Izrael would get fucked by any slavic nation. Your ego got too big from fighting arabs.
If jews could fight they would have a country way earlier. Not use pitty blackmail + banking to get a state.
Open conflict would destroy you.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:58:29 PM No.105767776
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>>105758009
>They should make a beer that's also an energy drink
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:03:20 PM No.105767813
>>105759090
>Israel can
Israel can't do anything as it's a vassal state so it needs papa's acquiescence and help first
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:05:12 PM No.105767826
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>>105759090
>My da- I mean country can beat your county!
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:07:11 PM No.105767850
>>105767570
He is just lashing out because what you said contradicts the propaganda he was fed, which causes mental discomfort.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:11:43 PM No.105767887
>>105757698 (OP)
It's only 4-5 researchers. It's still completely insignificant. I doubt there's a single Haskell or Ocaml job in Slovenia