Let me guess. You need more.

>>105787062 (OP)
Let me guess...

Yes, as a matter of fact, I do need more.

>>105787062 (OP)
>He doesn't roast his own beans

>>105787894
>He doesn't shit his own beans

>>105787831
I wish I had the technology to make espresso.... Alas, I am poor.

>>105787165
fucking cancer of coffee holy shit i'd rather drink 400 monsters in the morning than one sip of that BULLSHIT
I got a nescafé free mug btw so cannot complain about that one, well i can, it is TOO FUCKING SMALL

I FIND IT NORMAL FOR IT TO BE THAT SMALL, NO ONE WOULD DRINK MORE THAN 5 SIPS OF THIS SHIT

>>105787831
homo detected

I only need this.

>>105787062 (OP)
gaggia classic pro with a pid installed is all i need. i will never need to upgrade this machine.

>>105787831
nice machine, fellow espresso enjoyer.

I'm at a point where I like 1 teaspoon of instant coffee again. Nescafe blend 64

>>105790193
blend 43 fuck, also the nescafe decaf instant coffee is really good

for me it's the moccamaster

>>105787062 (OP)
For me, it's a chemex

>>105787062 (OP)

Basic normal drip coffeemaker is fine. I have no clue why anyone bothered with anything else. The taste merely depends on the quality of the coffee you get and the ratio of water/beans. That is literally it. Everything else is meme convolution.

>>105791843
Retarded consoomers who derive their entire identity from the nick nacks they buy. That's literally it.

Literally just this just with real powder instead of insta.

/ck/ is here today?

>>105787062 (OP)
I need a lot more. Where is my hario switch?

>>105791821
skill issue but I can only make decent coffee with this like 1/5 times and it takes a bunch of time and effort to make fuck all coffee

I drink cheap black tea and boil it in a big pot on the stove. Super low tech. The only high tech stuff I have is a phone and a computer. I live in a cheap home at the edge of the woods with thin walls, hollow doors, and single pane windows. I tend to my garden, play with my dog, study the Koran, and write neural networks. Trying to escape a life of manual labor, but even if I get a nice salary I'll keep living like this until I die. No, I don't need more. I don't need much at all to be happy. Am a redneck. I want to get a decent salary so that I can give to the poor and build a mosque down by the river in the woods exactly like Al Janad Mosque in Yemen. Muslims love drinking tea, in many Muslim countries if you talk to someone for five minutes they will offer you a cup of tea. I could ramble on and on and on. I could spend my whole day off just drinking tea and rambling, telling stories and anecdotes. About to brew another pot of tea. Lately I've been working on a neural network that uses a genetic algorithm to solve math problems. If I don't lock in I simply won't get it done, so am gonna set one of those pomodoro timers and check in during the breaks.

>Let me guess, you need more?

No I really don't. Don't need much at all. Just the basics and lots of prayer. Simple and pure is how I like to live.

>>105791901
not just a drink but a meal too. Ingenious

>>105792376
https://youtu.be/rpyBYuu-wJI
watch this one desu

>>105788517
mmmm, xenoestrogens

>>105791738
My one and only time using one of these, I bought some fancy beans and followed all the steps some hipster youtuber said, drank it and got the worst headache of my life almost instantly. I just laid on the floor of my bathroom with my head pounding in agony until I finally threw it up and immediately felt better. 0/10 experience.

Put it back in the box and returned it, told them I hadn't used it kek. Fuck Target.
Anyways I don't really drink coffee now but I'm considering doing cold brew since I've always liked my coffee cold anyways.

>>105787062 (OP)
Let me guess, you need more?

>>105792603
meh
actual useful, practical and advanced moka guides coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-PeYeiqPLU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-C7azYybhE

>pint
>1-2 tablespoons of cheapest instant coffee
>cold water
>some oat milk
>chug
Surprisingly decent.

>>105788540
i have the classic
what does the pid do

>>105791821
>>105792603
>>105794463
>easy to use
>easy to clean
>makes the perfect amount of coffee
>strong, always tastes good
>takes up virtually no kitchen space
>that iconic italian futurist design
forever and always, the moka pot reigns supreme

>>105791901
This desu. Best coffee powder best technology.
I don't even use spoon

I like the french press but I just have a regular pour over coffee maker because I live in a pod without a stove.

aeropress gang runs this shit

>>105788517
based press enjoyer

>>105787062 (OP)
v60 02 is great.

>>105787062 (OP)
I prefer magic sand coffee

>>105791843
Only plebs who don't even drink their coffee black say this.

>>105796810
Aeropress is a complete meme. Never tastes better than pour over or even a French press.

>>105798844
it's also complete shit compared to hario switch

>>105787062 (OP)
Imagine drinking anything other than espresso shots. Keep your muddy beanwater away from me.

Also
>Let me guess. You need more.
Apparently yes, youtube says you need to couple that funnel thingy with a decent grinder ($250+), a gooseneck kettle ($100 maybe?) and paper filters

>>105798939
Poser. As if good espresso doesn't require the most accurate kind of expensive grinder given the grind size. As if a good espresso machine isn't hundreds, even thousands of dollars. If you're not paying loadsa money to do your espresso at home you might as well just stick with a mocha pot.

>>105799042
Except mediocre espresso still mogs every other kind of coffee it's not even funny, and you can have decent espresso with a $100 machine and preground

>>105799292
>preground
NGMI

>>105787062 (OP)
id drink coffee if it didn't make me feel sick so im poisoning myself with monsters instead

my heart beat rate is at 95 now because I drank too strong of a coffee

>>105787062 (OP)
i need paper filters for that...

>>105791821
What's the word on Aluminum toxicity? I always hear that matter come up.

>>105799391
>b vitamins
>caffeine
>artificial sweetener
>equivalent to cigarettes in toxicity

I hate pseudoscience retards so much.

>>105799622
It's a meme. The pot itself will form a natural rust anyway keeping the aluminium locked up.

You should avoid the aluminium one because it fucking sucks, not because of muh aluminium neurotoxicity.

Get the Venus or Musa

>>105787062 (OP)
I need something more or less the same.

>>105791821
Buon gusto anonimo

>>105792603
literally watched this video when I bought it

>>105791658
based

>>105787062 (OP)
My coffee tech stack:
>plastic V60 + generic hario filters
>Electric gooseneck kettle
>DF64 grinder
>Gaggia Classic Pro + Gaggiuino mod