Critical Condition Edition

Last thread: >>105763293

>What is DALL-E 3?
It's a text-to-image generator made by OpenAI.

>Links
https://www.bing.com/images/create
https://designer.microsoft.com/image-creator
https://copilot.microsoft.com/

>Download links for latest Bing and Designer Slop scripts:
https://pastebin.com/raw/bk33MxxG (embed) (embed)

>Instructions and download for BIC EDIT script:
https://rentry.org/bicedit

>How does it work on Bing?
In Bing's Image Creator, "boosts" are used to speed up the image creation process, each user starts with 15 boosts. When you use a boost, the AI creates your image quickly. If you run out of boosts, the image waiting time can increase, usually if you refresh the page you can get the picture earlier.

>Prompt Generator
https://tipseason.com/dalle-prompt-generator

https://files.catbox.moe/o4yihf.png (embed)
https://files.catbox.moe/320rm1.png (embed)
https://files.catbox.moe/8gge6o.png (embed)
https://files.catbox.moe/dcokjf.png (embed)

>Related Boards
>>>/v/dall-e
>>>/co/dall-e
>>>/trash/aibf
>>>/aco/dall
>>>/tg/slop

Anyone got an issue with trying to copy old prompts from the Bing collections?

Somehow if I try to copy from the collections it breaks and refuses to let me see the AI art I genned as if the text is infected but any other prompt works.

>>105789472 (OP)
Let's be honest. Last thread died due to inactivity. That's just how crippling BIC's front end issues are right now. It's been a few days of nearly unusable, highly inconvenient genning. Issues are fluctuating every few hours. The main issues at the moment are:

Attempts to gen will (in most cases) appear to result in a bluejay error, or get stuck with the error message "We'll need to re-imagine that!"
>the results will still be accessible in the "recent" bar on web.

You can open the thumbnails with right-clicking and selecting "Open Image in New Tab". From there, you can get a full sized image to download manually by deleting the end of the URL string up to and including the "?".
>It should looks something like "?w=100&h=100&c=6&r=0&o=5&pid=ImgGn"

Any result that has 3 or fewer images will not be viewable by default on the web UI.
>4 images currently works fine.

Any result that has 3 or fewer images will not recycle the prompt. You are best off just copy/pasting any prompt before attempting a gen.
>You can right click the thumbnail of a successful gen and click "Translate Link Text to English". This will give the full prompt instead of a partial prompt.

Some pages of are being flooded with "Similar content" images from Bing.
>That is by design, and not their first time attempting such an update.

There was an issue with the Video creator being set to default and locking out web users.
>That appears to have been resolved or whatever bug was causing it has been rolled back.

You might have read to clear your cache and cookies, but that is not a universal fix.
>This genuinely is a Microsoft Issue, not you. Don't panic. Take a break. Wait it out.

What's causing all this?
>It appears BIC's UI is being updated or crossed with other services. Things are not meshing well on the back end. There has not been a lot of communication from MS, aside from warning a few days about maintenance. It's just what you have to deal with online vs. local.

>>105789727
Oh it just does that when it's less than 4 pics. Well Shit.

>>105789727
>>105789772
Try
>You can right click the thumbnail of a successful gen and click "Translate Link Text to English". This will give the full prompt instead of a partial prompt.

Genning right now is like trying to drag your dick across broken glass. (lol devil a-cup)

>>105789767
>That's just how crippling BIC's front end issues are right now.
To be honest, lack of activity in the (late) Euro/GMT+1 morning was an issue even before Microsoft decided to run this little experiment to see what will happen if you fire a lot of people and roll out updates at the same time.
>>105790071
Nice gen.

13th for Gobbo wife

Boy, they sure like to argue over there on /tg/

>>105790736
You got your RP in my AI! You got your AI in my RP!

>>105790936
There's also some bizarre stuff about landscapes being good/bad periodically surfacing.

>>105791321
Are landscapes good for you?

>>105791321
also anger at a WoWfag. It's not me but I have plenty of old Troll Shaman waifu gens from back in the day.

Also, I noticed they were complaining that adding WoW in the prompt automatically makes everyone have point elf ears. That's not true. You can be specific and not reward gens with inaccurate results.

>>105791457
What's wrong wit pointy ears, Humee?

>>105789727
I have the same problem. The more time passes, the more my hatred towards them increases.

So what's the next best Slopper if it gets intolerably shit?

ideally I'd want something that can handle characters with guns.

>>105789472 (OP)
CUTE

>>105791411
Sure? I rarely prompt them directly, but lately I've been liking to turn my own photos in Peredvizhniki-inspired stuff.
>>105791457
I think it was about adding elves in the prompt?
>>>/tg/95998810
I noticed similar issues one year ago or so, but it might have been a skill issue back then? It's also possible that the model was improved in some ways. But I've noticed that freckles tend to leak a lot until recently, no matter how specific my prompt was (within BIC's 480 characters limit).

On another note, I noticed only now that the OP here has been reverted for almost a couple of weeks, lol.

>>105792270
Does it really matter? The apocalypse is upon us. Soon, they will destroy everything for good. The end is nigh.

>>105792798
Autism says yes. It almost feels life affirmative, lol.

>>105792988
Fake, no way that guy would be interested in 3D women.

>>105789767
They just hate DALL-E for some reason even though it probably has more potential than every other image generator.

salanghaeyo, oppa! Have you heard of BTS?

>>105792988
>>105793042
>nooo you can’t enjoy things!

Maybe this is a MS conspiracy to push us towards safer prompts. The inconvenience of a sub-four prompt is killing me.

>they can take my booba from my cold clammy hands

>>105791886
Characters with guns in what kind of context? Except for some instances of de3 API (shared on /aicg/ back in the days) that had violence settings turned to maximum level (of insanity), I never really had issues with rifles with anything I tried (like 4o and imagen3), if it just meant holding/aiming/firing them.
>>105793133
The first one made me laugh, to be honest. I had to google what BTS is, though.
>>105793251
Perchance? I actually noticed the OP thing because I was thinking we should probably add it. A pity that it sticks with such a low resolution.
>>105793303
That would already make them competent, in a perverse way.

>>105793433
Krea.ai. Image is over a year old. It has since been limited and censored to oblivion.

>>105793464
Looks like it's just another front-end with no custom models of it's own .. not worth keeping around if they start throwing up barriers to something you can get uncensored elsewhere.

>>105793464
Thanks for the correction. I might have missed that one.

>>105793585
They seem to have some kind of in-house model, "Krea 1", apparently it should be fast, if anything else.

Time to hit the bed. Good night.

>>105793894
I didn't notice it .. well, just more censored crap for the censored crap pile.

Now reporting even 4 image gens are bugging out

>>105794868
Fuck it, break it even harder then.

>Ask for a Polish starlet
>Receive woman with Russian lapel pin
>Somewhere, a button labeled "Article 5" straps on it's helmet.

>>105795094
Muscovite taint in the AI? This calls for the Hussars.

>>105795335
>>105795094

>>105795385
That loadout though.

>>105795501
Yeah, probably as useless as a scope on a pistol lol

>>105795552
cool concept
are you able to make the the wings/halo chalk drawings instead?

>>105794427
They raised the possibility of releasing it as "open source", but it's anyone's wonder whether it was just hyping or they're serious about it.
https://x.com/viccpoes/status/1934983545233277428
It seems to be geared towards photorealism anyway, it's their suggested use-case in the website's documentation, in particular the selling point should be textures and stuff not looking AI-like, but it appears to struggle with hands/fingers, from what I've seen.
>>105794868
Hanlon's razor proved to be right on this one...
>>105795094
But the button isn't connected to anything and it only makes a plastic clicky sound...

I think ears might become a bit weird in greyhounds when portrayed at some distance...

>>105793433
>Characters with guns in what kind of context? Except for some instances of de3 API (shared on /aicg/ back in the days) that had violence settings turned to maximum level (of insanity), I never really had issues with rifles with anything I tried (like 4o and imagen3), if it just meant holding/aiming/firing them.

Violence is cool but I'll settle for whatever, haven't felt the need to switch from bing and the few times I tried random online SD instances like flux it looked pretty bad.

>>105797267
I think vanilla Flux was particularly bad in terms of stylisation, but yeah, getting used to something else can feel like a challenge.

>>105797267
Flux.1 is not based on SD.

>YA! HOW IS KOREA EVEN REAL!? THEY DO IT SO DIFFERENTLY! AIGOO! AIGOO!

>>105797924
I somehow find the burger more repulsive of the beached black whale...

>>105798049
*more repulsive than...

>Ever since I came to The Philippines, they all love me.
>>105798082
The black burger they briefly did in some Asian countries never looked good to me either kek

>>105798092
I thought that black vader burger looked moreish

>>105798472
What genre is it?

>>105792093
love this

>>105798481
Mystery/horror. Full of loading times and confusing moments!

>>105795836
I think I've done that a few times by accident

R.

I.

P.

Made his eyes blue instead of brown but it came out fine.

>insert brazzers logo here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ucq1R5Zt5o
Gotta love karens of all races and creeds.

Interestingly, even Deepseek has issues with this phrase, it mentions it explicitly in its COT log, when it comes to composing a prompt. And of course never mind ChatGPT and its laconic "I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that." no matter what you ask.

Sora doesn't care, of course. Based.

>>105802863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLDbQGOpssQ
There's a reason one can't find "American cuisine" anywhere outside America.

>>105802966
comically false

>>105803005
I mean, the genuine ones, like roast racoon, stewed possum, grilled gator/beaver tail, etc. What you're thinking as American isn't even American in all likelihood (e.g. hamburger as the name implies comes from Hamburg; Americans are convinced that pizza is American but they can stay deluded while everyone else know the truth, etc.).

>>105803051
the form of pizza that most of the world consumes is pretty much an american cultural export, same with cheeseburgers. you are deluded by your anti americanism.

>>105803095
You can kindly fuck off with your delusions of American culinary relevance.

>>105803131
i guess i win that argument.

>>105803165
Totally, arguing with people as ignorant and as arrogant as Americans is a complete loss of time. Yeah, you invented everything people eat. Rejoice. Fag.

>ponder the humble peanut.
>how can we make it smearable?

>>105803095
There is nothing original about Amerimutt culture besides school shootings.

>>105803355

>>105800313
you know the person who made this is a fat seething amerilard

>>105803371
This also applies to you as well see >>105803376

>why is no one heckin engaging with me!

>>105803398
See >>105803376

Gotta say that one improvement in 4o, over de3, is that it can generate *actual* pizzas, instead of the American abominations. *That* was one of the several annoying aspects of that model in terms of knowledge.
>>105803355
Wrong, they *democratically* picked, in a direct election, a clown as president. Thus contributing in a fundamental way to validating the theory that democracy was a mistake, after all. That's a very important cultural contribution.
>>105803398
I did?

>>105803413
yes you did. my mistake,

>>105803398
This is super cute though.

>Another day waiting for BIC to unfuck itself.

>>105803650
Boss Fluffernutters runs a tight gang.

>>105803484
>I would NEVER fight for Israel
>buys coke

American flag beachslop.

>>105804791
Ooh, prompt?

>>105805329
>>105805482
Enjoyable

>>105804396
A supermarket chain here banned Sodastream and started selling this. It just took them over 50k casualties. And they didn't go as far as banning Coca Cola, obviously.

Someone on /aco/ made a greasemonkey script that auto-resizes the thumbnail images to full size. Makes the current situation slightly less of a pain in the ass.

https://pastebin.com/raw/ACkng5Wz

You may need to add this line under the existing // @match line.

// @match https://thvnext.bing.com/th/id/*w=*&h=*&*

>>105808645
Yummy?

>>105809010
Tastes just like chicken.

>>105789767
>Any result that has 3 or fewer images will not be viewable by default on the web UI.
I think this is deliberate attempt to up the level of censorship. When you get less than 4 images it "probably" means you just barely scraped by the dog. When this UI update gets fully working, all of these will just be censored and you'll never see them at all. It's a UI bug that you can still get thumbnails.

>>105809554
I agree with this for now. Seems like a new censor update.

>>105809554
>>105809732
I can't believe how paranoid you'd have to be to actually believe this.

>>105809162
Actual chicken for me and a gal who eats with her hands getting all greasy like this, please.
>>105809554
>>105809732
An anon in this thread reported issues even with 4 pics gens:
>>105794868
It's much more likely to be simple incompetence.

>>105809983
If you look at the url, after
>https://www.bing.com/images/create/
you should see a short form of your prompt, one of mine is
>a-1937s-hand-colored-lineography-hard-ground-monot
If I use that I get 4 images every time. In a short timespan.
There's no issue getting 4 images

>faguette

>>105793303
>>105809554
>an idea is a joke one day, then a conspiracy the next

>>105810605
>>105810605
>>105810605
Will be transferring relevant posts over to new thread.
>>105807929
>>105789767