this would seriously get you pussy back in the day

Imagine spending thousands of dollars on things not primarily to use them, but primarily in hopes that the inanimate device will attract members of the opposite sex to you, even though there are poor men in relationships who do not have expensive things and their significant others are attracted to them for reasons other than inanimate devices.

>implying im good at talking to women
i wouldn't be on this board if i were would i?

>>105821798
tech people stopped being exclusively nerds in the late 90s. chads are building pcs now

Everytime I see one of those old brick cell phones I'm reminded of this A. Wyatt Mann comic (as true now as it was back then)

this would

What with the influx of /pol/tards shitting up blue boards lately?

still existo

>>105821909
bix nood has been a meme longer than you have been alive, calm down

You could also hit someone with it and it'd suffer no damage, as long as you didn't touch the antenna.