Post your operating system, desktop environment, country code, timezone, favorite programming language, favorite pizza topping, age, marital status, and career
I'll start
>Debian 13
>KDE Plasma
>CA
>Pacific
>C
>Shrimp
>25
>Single
>Computer science
>Unemployed

>cum OS
>Sexo

>>105825060 (OP)
bro just ask me for my credit card info at this point ffs

(to all new kids, posts like this are used to fish info to hack your accounts)

>>105825060 (OP)
why?

>>105825096
Because it's funny

>>105825060 (OP)
Who puts shrimp on pizza
You deserve to be unemployed

>>105825114
why?

>>105825060 (OP)
Win10 LTSC
Windows probably
FR
At least 1
Nocoder
Salmon
21
Too young
Studying the japs
>>105825090
What could possibly go wrong?

>>105825060 (OP)
Morning officer.

>>105825265
>salmon on pizza
NIGGERMAN HELP ME I'M GOING INSANE

>country code is CA
ah yes, the glorious country of california

>>105825285
Canada, retard

>>105825291
fuck me im sorry
america has rot my brain enough to forget canada exists, and i havent even set foot in either of the americas

>>105825363
that's okay, canada deserves to forgotten desu

>>105825391
t. overweight burgermutt

>>105825395
day of the rake soon niggerleaf

>>105825403
Your chance came and went
We're trading with the EU now, enjoy your inevitable civil war, isolationist faggots

>>105825060 (OP)
>Manjaro
>Cinnamon
>NO
>UTC+2
>N/A
>garlic dressing
>33
>live-in girlfriend
>ATC

>>105825275
Fish is amazing, it's a waste to put tuna in your pizza because it kind of overrides the taste of the pizza but salmon goes very well. Just make sure you go to a good pizzeria, some pizzerias forget that salmon is salty and the salt overrides everything

>>105825439
>ATC
Omoshiroi
Do you enjoy your job? I've never talked to an air traffic controller before

>>105825060 (OP)
>OpenSuse
>Xfce
>EU
>Europe
>PHP
>not eating pizza
>30
>not single
>pharma

>>105825456
Honesty it's the best job ever. Pays 2x what I made in my IT days and I only work 35,5 hours a week. The actual work is basically a video game so I'm always having fun.
If you have the aptitude for it, it's the biggest career cheat code.

>>105825472
A video game but if you mess up, you put people's lives in jeopardy. kek

>Slackware
>KDE Plasma
>RU
>UTC+3
>1C
>Mushrooms
>age
>21
>single
>factory worker

>>105825484
Just don't mess up lol
If you get overwhelmed, you can always hit the breaks. A part of the training is recognizing when you have reached or are about to reach capacity. It's just a phone call to the next sector to slow things down.

>>105825060 (OP)
>arch linux
>kde
>US
>pst
>c++
>bacon
>20
>single
>programmer

name of your childhood pet?
name of your high school?
mothers' maiden name?

>>105825391
NO, YOU SHALL NOT AMERICANIZE ME FURTHER
THE POWER OF EUROPE COMPELS YOU

>>105825060 (OP)
>MacOS
>IL
>IDT
>Python
>mushrooms (my religion forbids me from putting most meat toppings on pizza :/)
>31
>Married for 2 years
>Senior Dev

>>105825060 (OP)
>Tails OS
>?
>?
>?
>?
>Cheese
>?
>?
>?
>?

>>105825060 (OP)
>Artix Linux
>xfce 4.20
>FR
>CEST
>I don't code
>ham
>35
>single
>freshly unemployed, quit my job yesterday

OS: Ubuntu 25.04
DE: GNOME
Country: IE
Timezone: Europe/Dublin
Programming Language: HTML
Pizza topping: Sausage
Age: 33
Marital Status: Single
Career: Tech Support

You can just ask people to dox themselves, and no matter how egregious and pointlessly revealing the information is (for example why would anyone be interested in your timezone? what does your marital status have to do with your linux preferences?) people will happily share it anyway, that's how retarded /g/ is
Including random red herrings like pizza topping also increases responses, since people have toddler psychology and are easily distracted
I'm 99% sure if I asked "what's your favorite movie director, social security number, and wallpaper?" people would happily give it up