What is the thinkpad of printers?

>>105830165 (OP)
printers are a legitimate creation of the devil

ok i'll bite what's wrong with printers

Epson or Brother

>>105830262
you have a printer at home if you have to deal with paperwork a lot, either due work or some other circumstance.

if you have to deal with paperwork a lot, you're probably not the adventurous and free-spirit kind women seem to like, you probably have a boring bureaucratic job that still requires carry around actual printed paper instead of digital documents.

>>105830262
Nothing, whores are just being whores.

Lexmark laser printers
There will be three things left behind after WW3
>cockroaches
>twinkies
>the average banks laser printer

>>105830165 (OP)
Lads, how long before they start getting the ick from desktop computers?

>>105830289
not Epson

Oki, Brother, Kyocera and old HP Laserjet

>>105830318
What if i have a scanner?

>>105830424
my epson tank printer just works in linux and mac

>>105830442

wait until it clogs

>>105830318
>if you have to deal with paperwork a lot, you're probably not the adventurous and free-spirit kind women seem to like, you probably have a boring bureaucratic job that still requires carry around actual printed paper instead of digital documents.
and chuds say women don't have logic

>>105830489
if womena had logic theyd date males wih houses full of cofnederate statutes

>>105830318
do you realize that anyone with non trivial taxes has to print and send tax returns in the mail

>>105830526
bruh just use turbotax lmao unc out here still licking stamps

>>105830318
But i like printing stuff!

>>105830567
why does summer have to be like this

>>105830526
Chad has an accountant so that for him

>>105830318
You're putting way too much thought into it.
>I would be embarrassed if people found out I was dating a guy with a printer
That's all that's going through her head when she gets the ick.

>>105830526
In the US. In any sane country you just do it online, verify and sign digitally.

>>105830318
A woman wrote this

>>105830807
sounds gay

>>105830165 (OP)
Brother

>>105830165 (OP)
this is female humor anon
women think it's hilarious when the punchline is "look at how big of a whore I am"

>>105830262
>>105830318
wrong. the actual correct answer is that she imagined you using a printer for a split second and that was that. a man must be a 11/10 gigachad alpha male at all times, he can never be seen doing anything mundane

Everyone else is overthinking it. It's literally just "I need an excuse to justify my disgust of this guy and there's a printer in frame".
Hating him has nothing to do with the printer it's a gut instinct being justified. Literally anything could be there and she would ridicule him for it.

>>105831069
Correct

>>105830165 (OP)
fuck and i just bought it

>>105830262
Women get "the ick" recreationally and come up with random shit to justify it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8SpAkrIy-0

>>105831625
>1 day ago
i'll check in again in about 5 years

>What is the thinkpad of printers?
hp laserjet 4000

>>105831756
That nose isn't going to stop growing (unless she gets it sliced up).

>>105830318
I hate women so much it's unreal.