>people born after 2000 just go their entire lives without using a pc they just do everything on a phone

Isn't a phone a PC?

I was born in 2001 and I've been using a computer since I was 8 or 9
I clearly remember masturbating to self sucking videos back then
I do wonder if I knew about incognito mode or not
At least I had a password for my session, although it was a stupid one

>>105842416
Have you ever achieved self suck?

>>105842431
I was able to lick the tip of my dick when I was ~13 or so, I remember doing a self facial (cum is actually warmer than I thought)
But now I can't anymore
Wish i could've self sucked myself properly,

>people born after 1970 just go their entire lives without using a mainframe they just do everything on pc

>>105842349
PC = personal computer
We could argue that the smartphone is PDA, since the touchscreen limits it's powerful hardware.

>>105842595
my phone has a physical keyboard

>>105842461
Did you have pineapple before to enjoy yourself more?

>>105842279 (OP)
>born 2002
>used computer since age 3
Fuck off with your ZDS OP.

>>105843436
>born 2002
you must be 18 to...
>me does the math
what the fvck

>>105842605
Yours would.

>>105842461
>I was able to lick the tip of my dick when I was ~13 or so

Lucky, I've never been able to do it. Even if my dick was twice as long I could barely do it. I have the most average penis ever and I'm not limber at all. I hurt my coccyx (heh) once trying to force myself to do it by walking down a wall. Above my ass was so sore for like a week after.

>>105842279 (OP)
>people born after 2010 are now old enough to post on 4chan

>>105842279 (OP)
Fake, I was born in 2000 and I use my computer everyday. I watch videos, I listen to music and write stuff on it.

Don't lump me in with the zoomer niggers.

>>105842612
No
>>105843775
Yeah once you're too grown it's too late to try it
But it doesn't feel good, you barely feel anything because your body is already suffering on the position,

>>105842279 (OP)
yes, what's your point?

>>105845702
hes born after 2000
he doesnt have one

>>105842461
I nofapped for 20 days once and then accidentally cummed in my eye, despite not aiming.

>>105845721
Weak I can hit the wall behind me after 2-3 days

>>105842431
>>105842461
>>105845694
I can self suck (I'm in my mid 20s), depending on the technique I can get up to half of my erect penis in my mouth. It's fun to do sometimes but I prefer just masturbating with my hand and cumming directly into my mouth.

>>105842349
it's a tablet which is a laptop with no keyboard

>>105842279 (OP)
I was born in 2003 and used a pc all my life and only ever pick up my phone to make calls

Born in 2002, I use my PC way more than I use my phone. These threads baffle me.
>CAPTCHA: 0P8AY (OP GAY)

>the zoomer mind cannot comprehend this

>>105847311
what are these black things
is it all computers?

>>105847321
that's where my dad hid his porn floppies

>>105847321
they look like one of those CD players those guys in the retirement homes keep talking about

>>105847327
>porn floppies
I don't like the sound of that

>>105842279 (OP)
The worst part is that flagship smartphones from the last years have full hardware capability of operating like a desktop PC, but they are 100% capped by software
Just now in Android 16 they're starting to open that window with a basic desktop mode, maybe in 5 years we can have something nice and throw away shitty laptops when mobility is needed, just using a PC + smartphone combo

>>105842279 (OP)
Born in 2004 and my main computing device is a pc. Only use my phone when Im outside or for messaging sometimes

>>105847321
>this lil' nigga never seen a binder b4

im 18 and i basically use my laptop for everything. i've been like this 1.5 years now
i would use a phone more often if i had a pixel because it's damn well fucking annoying to carry this thing around use it always.
most other folk that ik would just use their phones more and i don't blame them, its just more convenient.
but if you're using like linux or like a rooted android you get so much more power.

>>105842416
I was looking for girls my age. I got a government warning instead.
Needless to say I wasn't a smart kid

>>105842279 (OP)
>most people on this board don't even know about picrel

>>105847321
Those are like the key-slot modules in HAL9000. They store different parts of the PCs personality.

>>105849130
JUST LIKE IN THE HECKIN MOVIESS!!
I'VE GOT A HAL9000 FUNKO POP!!