Thread 105857484

>be zuck
>$250B net worth
>physically fit
>not ugly
>could literally be fucking his way through hollywood rn
>settled on some mid asian chick instead

is zuck retarded?

No, he just met someone he actually likes.

Get off PornHub and touch some grass

>>105857501
Shut up faggit

Famous and powerful people always end up with mid wives. You fuck a couple of 10/10's and you will realize why.

>>105857501
sidney sweeney's probably easy to like once you get to know her

>>105857506
>triggered

>>105857527
>You fuck a couple of 10/10's and you will realize why
this

>>105857534
Maybe. If I had to choose a celebrity, I would probably go with Jennifer Lawrence. That chick looks hilarious, and has good rack.

>>105857549
having a good personality when you're hot is impressive because when you're hot there's no need to develop a personality, everyone thinks you're cool

>>105857558
Harder than finding waldo, wilma and his fucking dog

>>105857484 (OP)
they pairbonded as teenagers/young adults. they are unironically closer to the ideal couple than people who slept with lots of people in college and end up getting married later.

>>105857484 (OP)
>not ugly
Autistic, socially awkward, and old.
>>105857501
>>105857534
They're all the same

>>105857634
since when do these gold digging bitches care about autism?

>old
he's a millennial. still 30 years younger than most of the billionaires who get plenty of ass

>>105857527
>You fuck a couple of 10/10's and you will realize why.
seconded. you could be the most powerful person in the universe and still have a caked-up insta hoe thinking she deserves better.

>>105857674
not every 10/10 is a caked up insta hoe

>>105857634
>They're all the same
look at mr anon over here who's fucked all these hot movie stars! what's your secret?

>>105857484 (OP)
You don’t understand the euphoria of getting a mid (who knows they’re a mid) to do anything you want. I always get mids to do depraved shit. The look on her face when you jam a thumb in her asshole, and she can’t figure it out it feels really good or hurts really bad but wants to please you anyway, I instantly unload buckets.

>>105857706
>thinks 10/10 are only in movies
Seriously, touch grass

>>105857484 (OP)
>not ugly
lmao

>>105857690
every caked up insta hoe thinks she's 10/10

>>105857484 (OP)
Jews are giving away secret US technology to Gooks and trying to Gookify themselves through race mixing.

This is Jews preparing to jump ship because Gooks are a billion times more racist, especially to minorities in Gook countries.

Gooks also worship Jews. When Japan acquired a book about the evilness of Jews, they began to worship Jews, begged Jews to let Japan rule the world as their equal, offered to build an ethnostate for Jews in China in exchange for managing the Japanese economy, shielded Jews from Germans, mass-raped White gentiles but never Jews, and much more. When Germans visited a Japanese concentration camp, they started screaming at the Japanese for treating White gentiles like shit and letting Jews run free.

>>105857484 (OP)
China is exterminating their Uighur population in front of satellites.

Why the fuck wouldn't Jews who are exterminating Palestinians while livestreaming it want to be allied with Chinks?

>>105857717
can you read? he said "they're all the same" in response to something i said about sidney sweeney

>>105857484 (OP)
Someone post that bizarre alien green statue he made of her please

>>105857880
Gets me every fucking time

>>105857899
i don't get it.....it's not a flattering statue. she actually looks cute in the pic i used but in that statue she's a gargoyle

Technology?

>>105857484 (OP)
>keep half of your networth (252.8÷2=126,4 billions)
>or get a hotwife
Gee I wonder...

>>105858056
>126,4 billion
oh god no, what will he do for food

>>105857880
it reminds me of those really ugly media players that were popular in the early 2000s, like those weird skins for Winamp and that kind of thing.

>>105858095
Kek, the green skull triggers the same neuron impulses.

>>105857484 (OP)
He'll always be IT guy and beta. Nothing can change it and he'll die like that.

>>105858135
have you forgotten that he has $250B? 10/10s will go for a fat old guy if he has 1% of that

I just learned Zuck is much shorter than I expected, I expected him to be in 180 cms but no, he's Linus tier

>>105858095
kek
underrated post

>>105858249
hes a mentalcel the only kind of cel.

He is probably sipping adrenochrome from the shattered skull of a 7 year old

Nothing to do with technology

>>105858291
newsflash fuckers anxiety isnt normal most people do not have anxiety. (you) normal person do not in fact have that problem. it doesnt go away ever. autism is sensory overload too. deak w it.
youre not better than me because you do not have anxiety either. when the default is fear then everything is the same. i live in fear.

>>105857484 (OP)
White nerds are weak for asian puss

t. All my engineer white friends married Asian girls

>>105858390
what the fuck are you even saying?
take your meds and log off lil bro.

>>105858512
well obvs mark zuckerberg has anxiety and is akward. Hes also a black belt i think. Maybe he would have won vs elon guess well never know.

>>105858095
i remember watching porn on one of those things

>>105857880
Isn't that statue a world of warcraft boss?

>>105858553
elon was the only person involved in that who was high enough to think it was actually happening

>>105857484 (OP)
>could literally be fucking his way through hollywood rn
why should he fuck bunch of brown roasties?

>>105858778
shut up you fucking incel, no one cares

>>105857484 (OP)
He took the chudpill. Good call.

>>105858553
>Maybe he would have won vs Elon
>Maybe
Zuck would have Terminator'ed the fat bellend

>>105857484 (OP)
>>not ugly
he is incredibly ugly. he looks average to you because you are not even remotely white. if zuck werent a rich jew he would be the nigga that gets literally 0 matches on tinder and complains about it online.

>>105857484 (OP)
>not ugly

>>105857484 (OP)
> bezos
> gates
> fucked everything that moved
their wives took literal billions from them
like him or hate him. zuck won.
poltards can't handle the fact that a jewish man is winning

>>105857484 (OP)
Bezos is even worse, he lost billions in divorce and now he is dating some granny.

>>105857549
>Jennifer Lawrence
the entire world saw her asshole

>>105857484 (OP)
she was there since the very beginning

>>105857484 (OP)
>be jewish
>have yellow fever
clock work

>>105858976
nigga married jigsaw

>>105857484 (OP)
>Mid
That's being polite

>>105857484 (OP)
I can't hate Zuck for being loyal and monogamous. We shouldn't be shitting on billionaires for not being even more morally bankrupt than they already are.

>>105858195
"She" looks more masculine than he does

>>105858395
>Zuckerberg
You know that (((they))) are NOT White

>>105859069
yellow fever isn't real, it was invented by yellow roasties to hide their insatiable thirst for white cock.

the jew wants his children to look like gooks to jump ship, and gooks probably paid him a lot of money.

>>105857484 (OP)
It's not advisable to marry someone that's several points above yourself even if you're rich. Unless you're cool with getting cucked.

>>105858151
Did you read what he wrote? He didn't say zuck COULDN'T fuck hot women, he said zuck is a beta. Zuck knows this and he has enough sense to pick a woman that is probably genuinely attracted to him.

>>105857484 (OP)
Technology?
also, why do you fucking care what someone else does with their life?

>>105857484 (OP)
coz its not easy esp in rich world where every person you meet is some satans spawn ready to devour you

>>105859255
i don't like it when things don't add up, that's all