>Anon, I'm sorry, but we cannot progress your application to the coding call unless you install the kernel level anticheat for the interview. This helps protect our community, ok?

https://x.com/pshen28/status/1942645082072678847

>>105857855 (OP)
>Yes goy, install this rootkit for this job interview
People at the top have unironically lost their fucking minds.

they aren't actually hiring anyone, that's the only reasonable explanation

>>105858462
>low trust society?
>no problem, where theres a will theres a way
you shouldnt have abused ai to pass interviews
also as a wagie, i would fucking chip your ass like cattle if i could

>>105858462
Somehow we've adopted the South Korean and Chinese model of requiring jumping through insane hoops to get a good job, but without the part where you produce cool stuff at huge scales

>>105858510
>but without the part where you produce cool stuff at huge scales
you mean like swimming bonnets and razors?

>>105858588
Yeah that's all South Korea builds

>>105858495
>you shouldnt have abused ai to pass interviews
AI is the future of the industry and anyone who thinks using AI is "cheating" is just an assmad luddite trying to cope over the fact that the labor they do can now be automated.

>>105858495
>you shouldnt have abused ai to pass interviews
I never did, I'm still in uni you dickhead
>also as a wagie, i would fucking chip your ass like cattle if i could
My brother in christ, you are the low trust in this society
>>105858510
>we
It was the people up top.

>>105858495
so your opinion is irrelevant, thanks for playing

>>105858495
>HR control freak threatening the public
why am I not surprised?

>>105858495
HR will be the first people to be automated away

>>105858793
>AI is the future of the industry
yeah but not the present
fucking cargo cultist
>>105859121
>My brother in christ, you are the low trust in this society
fukken make it make sense
am i the one who uses ai to cheat on interviews?
>>105859310
>>105859317
>>105859327
im not hr
and i misspoke
i meant
>if i were to treat (you) as a wagie
>id chip your ass
and you bet i will employ all the means necessary to have you underr constant surveliance

again
not my fucking fault the industry is rife with pedophile activists, fifth columnists and other assorted villany

>>105859310
>>105859317
>>105859327
unironically you would love to work for me
everyone who did thinks im a good boss
i expect 100% of you but only because i give 110-120
im very understanding and i dont do abuse of power
and if i can trust you i will never let you go because trust is one of the rare things that cannot be bought

the downside: im gonna fucking put a camera up your ass bc when i will be hirign it will be to develop robotics, ai, fintech, and theres no way in hell im toiling like a motherfucker now to build something
only for a fucking mossad faggot to export my work to fukken kikes
or for a tranynvasion to dispossess me out of my company

and im really serious about this

>>105859494
Do you hire remote? I'm this fag >>105858462 and about to graduate my bachelors in Germany and move on to my masters. I'd even study in the US if a spot opens up.
>>105859368
>am i the one who uses ai to cheat on interviews?
Am I? No, it was the jeets and now we all suffer for it.

>>105860337
>No, it was the jeets and now we all suffer for it.
yeah, sigh
>Do you hire remote?
i dont hire rn
eta 1 year
and it wont be remote, no whance in hell
also youre gonna get max surveliance
im gonna put a camera up your ass without second thought
i will make you live in a campus some place remote
BUT
the upside is im gonna need the best
and the salary will start at 500k
i need statisticians
i need roboticists

everyone will
so if you go into that direction, you wont lose on it even if we dont work toegether, in the end

>>105860337
>eta 1 year
maybe make it 4
now that i gave it a realistic thunk its gonna take a while for me
but certainly not for others
and you can get statistician status so to speak from chem, finance, or physics so theres quite some mobility in that career path

>statistician
pardon my retard
i meant data architect