Thread 105867531

>your landlord installs locks on every door in your apartment that make you wait 30 seconds before you can enter any room
>the locks come with alarms that tell the landlord when they've been tampered with.
>you can pay $30/mo to have them removed.
>the benefits of paying this fee would clearly outweigh the costs
>why don't you just pay the fee? are you like poor?

does it come with basic necessary functions like subscription and notification sorting?

>>105867531 (OP)
I dont pay for anything i would publish a drawing of mohammed pbuh under his name and tip off the local mosque. repeat until there no more locks

>>105867531 (OP)
>your landlord installs locks on every door in your apartment that make you watch ads before you can enter any room
I can unironically see that happening within the next couple of decades

why don't you just kill the landlord?

Sue your landlord, that's a safety violation nearly everywhere.

the difference is i can't pipebomb youtube's car

does it come with basic necessary functions like not using sloplated audio tracks?

>>105867531 (OP)
tons of people would be ecstatic about free housing where you must wait 30 seconds to enter any room

I would leave all the doors open. It's my appartement at the end of the day. Except the outside door of course.

Next question please.

>renting
stop being poor

>>105868868
>free

>>105868936
The locks sound a grating alarm if the doors stay open for too long. Tampering with the locks in any way will only alert your landlord who will promptly evict you as outlined in the conditions of your lease.

>>105867531 (OP)
in the actual scenario you are a guest invited to the greatest gallery in the world and the owner has now decided you have to pay to view either in cash or viewing advertisment and you are crying about it for reasons you can't explain other than invoking the inner communist spirit inherit to you

>>105867531 (OP)
you don't have a right to view videos without viewing ads or paying money, so don't bitch and moan when companies push back.

>>105867531 (OP)
stupid example, but in this case landlord would let you occupy the apartment free of charge, and ads would be a payment

>>105869442
>you don't have the right to an ad-free experience
Except it's already paid for in my data, so I kind of fucking do.

YouTube isn't like an apartment. It's more like a McDonald's. Fun once in a while, but you really shouldn't go there. Ya'all just addicted to garbage.

>>105867531 (OP)
This shit used to be free

>>105869499
when a common resource is monopolized, regardless of how necessary it is, it becomes a public resource. It's really weird these retards don't get that

>>105867531 (OP)
>Youtube is like.. a human right duuuuude, like not being homeless.
Ask the homeless how that's working out for them. Also, get a fucking grip.

>>105867531 (OP)
>i break the locks
>i break the landlord too if he complains.
>i am from a nationality of higher casts - the untouchables.
>landlord can only seethe and be annoying

>>105869424
comrade, maybe you should go to gulag?

>>105867531 (OP)
>rent is completely free
Yeah I think most people would at least deal with the ads to have a free apartment. Even it the accommodations were kinda shitty.

>>105867531 (OP)
It's a matter of personal dignity. I do not like being stomped upon by those above me. Top down greed should always be met with defiance.

>>105867531 (OP)
OP, please kill yourself

>>105867531 (OP)
Your apartment isn't a monopoly.

>>105867531 (OP)
stupid analogy really, but I wouldn't comply anyway.

>>105867531 (OP)
>your landlord
nigga you don't pay rent shut the fuck up you aren't a tenant you're a cockroach

>>105867740
Given that we're on track for $3kl/month rents in the ghetto within a decade, might as well claiming it will bring down rents.

Hell, why stop at doors? Mandatory use of landlord installed TVs that interrupt you with ads at random. Ads on the kitchen appliances. A radio that plays ads in the bathroom while you're showering.

>>105867531 (OP)

that is not how i roll
i wait for free stroll where to hurry at

>>105867531 (OP)
yes i saw black mirror too

The delay (that isn't always present) is much more preferable to seeing any ad.

>>105875382
>black mirror
race-mixing, anti-white propaganda in each and every episode

>>105867531 (OP)
>>why don't you just pay the fee? are you like poor?
I really, really, really hate H1Bs and will go to great lengths to spite them using adblock

youre literally a cuck if you pay for this