Fuck, my camera is having issues
>Sign into apple.com support website with my apple id
>Start chat
>Jeet
>Hello how can i help you?
>Yeah im having an issue with my camera im just wondering if i can get some service done (explains issue)
>Can I get your serial number?
>Okay
>Can you send a photo?
>Okay
>What device is it?
>(device)
>Can I run a remote diagnostic on your phone?
>End chat
Why is apple support like this? Is it fucking impossible to just give me a straightforward answer? How much information does one need?

>>105878307 (OP)
>can you help me fix my phone?
>yes, may I look at it and see what is wrong?
>No
give it back Jamal

Only if anon could stop being socially stunted and walked into an apple store.

>>105878385
They would have wanted to run the same diagnostic in the store

>>105878434
Yes, what's the problem?

>>105878446
anon was unwilling to let them run the diagnostic so they could diagnose the phone, why would that attitude change in store? He is being obstinate and dramatic about getting his phone serviced while trying to blame Apple instead of himself

>>105878434
>(((THEY))) WANT TO RUN DIAGNOSTICS ON MY PHONE AHHHH

>>105878462
He can't just spazz out and tell them they can't diagnose his phone for a problem he came there for, at least not without becoming a comedy spectacle. Negative cognitive reward associated with the stigma would discourage this kind of behavior.

>>105878307 (OP)
iTODDLERS BTFO

>>105878994
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