I state my claim to be the King of /g/:

>founder of kingdoms: only person left who's capable of doing large projects
>dweller of the fields: above average knowledge on many topics, including non /g/
>protector of the weak: I defeated kiwifarms during sneedacity drama
>charisma of hope: I left a positive mark and was known in many other boards
>born in a manger: an anomaly compared to my fellow countrymen
>pioneer spirit: I made this thread

State yours, or I will be crowned.