Thread 105899148

humour thread

>>105899148 (OP)
Where's the humour?

>>105899197
hes indian (funny)

>>105899148 (OP)
>Salman Khan
Who?

>>105899207
Local warlord.

>>105899148 (OP)
>u
that's how you know it's poo (inb4 some street shitter tells me we already have the profile name)

>>105899148 (OP)
>.sol
Kek

>>105899148 (OP)
Imagine a world where you can lie down at a random place and not be robbed or worse
Without beggars, criminals or dangerous dogs, you can just sit at a park bench, lie down while writing code, sleep there and wake up fine

>>105899148 (OP)
Indians cannot make anything except shitty web apps on a laptop, so they call it "building". I have never seen an Indian electrician before.

>>105899148 (OP)
Is he street shitting?

>>105899365
you can do this in vietnam

>>105899576
when my uncle fell asleep in vietnam the rest of his platoon died because he was supposed to be keeping watch

>>105899596
good, thats the reason that you can do it today

>>105899596
>my uncle
Nigga are you 50? What are you doing here? You're my parents age.

>>105899596
based

>>105899369
>there are no Indian electricians
TIL India has no electricity

>>105899148 (OP)
> What's stopping u from coding like this??
I have a house with in-door plumbing.

>>105899824
Uhh.. just take Finasteride or Minoxidil.

>>105899835
Fin and Min and for basedboys who are ready to risk their manhood for wahmen's validation. A real man flaunts his head like it's meant to be, an animal out there to hunt, a man who seeks no validation and does not lurk in the shadows of his own insecurities.

>>105899629
Once you come here you can never leave.
You do realize this site is 21 years old

>>105899148 (OP)
1. I don't live in India
2. Going outside and using computers are incongruent actions
3. I'm not retarded enough to main a laptop

>>105899365
So most of Europe and East Asia?

>>105900591
>Europe
Hahahaha

>>105899148 (OP)
>designated coding streets
oh shit they evolving

>>105899844
The growing male obsession with appearance is rooted in insecurity that you need to be so attractive that women will approach you and love you and sexo you without you risking anything
It's a fantasy and for 95% of them it will never happen
Meanwhile I know plenty of uglies who are just confident/arrogant and get with a lot of decent girls

>>105899997
>not making your own browser
shiggy

>>105899148 (OP)
A freak in the sheets and a jeet on the streets

>>105900591
>Europe
???

>>105902344
>A freak in the sheets and a jeet on the streets

>>105902359
what's going on with the:
long i;
i = * (long *) &y;

Is this taking the address of y, casting it as a long pointer then de-referencing the pointer so we are getting a long representation of the variable y address?

>>105902547
I don't know, I'm a typescript web shitter

>>105899365
with a nice laptop that doesn't get stolen

>>105902547
Yes, your guess is correct

>>105902359
Those tweets have to be fake.

>>105900744
>>105902367
Every place outside of big cities is 100% safe. I live in a small town and have not seen any of (those) people in years. You have a very wrong image of Europe if you think every place is like Berlin or Paris.

>>105899365
that's racist

>>105902742
I live in a small village in Bavaria and I would never sleep in a park, the chance that some Arab robs me or that some sadistic teenagers put me on fire is too high. I don't know where you live, but this is the current state of things in rural Germany. "100% safe" either means you live in Garden Eden (not Western/Center/Eastern Europe) or I don't know.

>>105902859
Or maybe you are just a schizo

>>105902359
>Shalom Ayash

>>105901443
you have to go back

>>105902909
thats a funny misspelling of "german"

>>105899148 (OP)
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>>105902359
>>105902547
>>105902574
That's the fast inverse square root created by John Carmack for Quake 3:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8u_k2LIZyo

>>105902995
I wouldn't call bavarians germans
>t. real german

>>105903042
lmao and this bitch really mocked this guy?

>>105903042
it wasnt carmack it was some tist that worked for him

>>105899844
>>105901443
Very good, you get it. The current male obssesion with appearance is due to the general reaplecement of the virtue first male mind for that of the female deceitful one. It plays right with men's fantasies.

>>105902849
>>105902359
It might be real.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kode_With_Klossy
She might be shittesting, or playing pretend, and many are playing along, or being clueless, or not caring. Her main goal may have been to improve her reputation in some markets. Rather fake. What practical effects her charity has had, I do not know, but it might be more substantial, but also might not have been worth the money.

>Kode with Klossy is an American 501(c)(3) organization which provides free coding camps for girls and non-binary teens, founded in 2015 by Karlie Kloss and headquartered in New York City, New York, United States.

>>105902742
Lies.
Are you Muslim or Jewish?

>>105903329
he's right
>t. german living in a rural area

This has got to be some indian caste joke. Why isnt he shitting on the street?

>>105899596
If he got his 8 hours thats all that matters

>>105903042
He didnt create it he just popularized it

>>105899641
maybe anon means they don't have electricians as in actual professionals that follow a code instead of bridging jumper wires without protection on a 10 kV line in some firestarter nest in a random slum. there might be some but they're either in the west or in affluent zones where the govenrment needs to save face and pretend they enforce an electrical code

>>105902859
you europeans live in easy mode, i live in south america where you have to hide when the sun starts going down or you risk injury or death. also don't these arabs and africans live in containment zones like berlin or frankfurt? your country has a sub 3 homicide rate, mine is at 6.2, used to be below 3 and the difference in everyone's attitude and the street vibes in general definitely can be felt during daily life

>>105903413
im no defender of go but what do you suggest we do with error codes? ignore them?

>>105903018
nique ta mère

>>105903599
in python you can fix all bugs by doing the following
try:
do_buggy_code()
except:
pass

>>105903599
Recall this is a humor thread, but one option are option types (basically the same thing) but more fundamentally error conditions lay outside the range of truth functions so aren't reprehensible in logic, so a programming language could either extend bools with bottom or add a new notation for continuations to handle such error conditions (this was the case in older cpus already where any operation like arithmetic could trap or set a flag)

>>105903706
exceptions and python both are cancer

>>105899365
antisemitic

>>105899207
The guy from Khan Academy?

>>105899369
Have you ever seen a native app made by Indians?
Have you ever seen a Java or C# app made in India that isn't a HelloWorld.java from Durgasoft?
Always Electron slop or React/Node.js JeetScript slop from them.

>>105899641
Built by the British, retard.

>>105905508
testament to the bongs that it is still running

>>105899197
There is none. It's just another excuse for /pol/ and underage kitboga fans to post the exact same copypastas about indians and call everyone who isn't amused by seeing "do not redeeem bithc bloody burstard poopfart tamers12345" for the trillionth time an indian themselves.

>>105906919
SAAAR WE ARE EXPERT CODER SAAR

>>105899629
Are you going to cry?

>>105899629
newfags can't triforce

>>105908330
based

>>105908649
kek