When I meet girls at parties I always introduce myself as a blue colar worker (security guard, park ranger, etc.) rather than as a programmer.
I feel like this works much better for getting them wet (either that or the prospect of "nerdy shit" is disgusting to them)
Anyone else do this?

>>105905218 (OP)
Who is this aryan goddess

she is pretty but only for a tranny. as a woman she would be average

>>105905218 (OP)
I just tried it out on my niece and she called me a faggot and kicked me in the nuts. Thanks for nothing, jerk.

>>105905218 (OP)
No. I don't talk about work at a fucking party.

>>105905218 (OP)
Normally whenever this guy is posted I think he looks pretty good, but in this video he just looks like a bong in a wig

>>105905284
You never get asked about your work?

>>105905218 (OP)
I don't have to lie because I'm not a retard that fell for the "learn to code" meme.

>>105905245
>>105905261
>she
>her

>>105905245
>*Slavic goddess

>>105905327
Use your eyes, boomer. This does not look like a man

When I meet girls in back alleys I always introduce myself as Town Rapist.

>>105905284
>hi what's your name
...
>so what do you do
how do you respond?

>>105905378
Am I the only one who finds slightly crooked teeth like these more sexy than the brace formed perfect ones?

>>105905509
...

>>105905532
You're a p3d0.file

>>105905550
So is this a yes?

>>105905570
Shut up groomer

>>105905218 (OP)
I just tell them I work in finance.
If I had too much to drink I might actually try to explain what it means to market make fixed income derivatives

>>105905586
No?

>>105905626
Ok predditor

>>105905218 (OP)
would
t. straight cis male

>>105905640

>>105905659
/qa/ lost
sharty lost
trannies lost

>>105905245
>aryan
He's a bashkir man.

>>105905690
No, he is half Russian and the other half nobody knows

>>105905509
>mumbles, shrugs, avoids eye contact, pretends to go to the bathroom, stays in a corner, stares on his phone, leaves as soon as he can

Awwwww yis, made it! Time to go home and do nothing at my PC for the rest of the evening/night.

>>105905697
He's a turkic noviop mutt from Bashkortostan.

>>105905218 (OP)
I always introduce myself as a serial port killer.

>>105905737
>noviop
why are you not at the front?

>>105905218 (OP)
Nerdy shit is what puts a roof over her head and gives her gas money, money to spend on dresses shoes makeup etc, fancy dinners, vacations, etc. If you can make those simoleons running you'll make her wetter than Eddie Vedder

Better yet, be a nerd that's into fun outdoor shit like hiking skateboarding mountain biking etc and or pick up an instrument and be well educated on intriguing artists. That'd be a quick win for me. Then talk to them like a human being, make them laugh (referencing SpongeBob works great for some reason), and get their number. If you live in the same area cool meet up ASAP and don't keep the relationship going primarily on the phone. Have a real life relationship with physical contact involved (with consent)

>>105905832
>just date gold diggers, bro! you don't deserve real love anyway

>>105905218 (OP)
>No offence, but you look too fat for such a job

>>105905853
If you are fat you don't talk to girls. A lot of programmers are thin

>>105905861
Most thin programmers troon out.

>>105905218 (OP)
I don't have the occasion to talk to women so idk

>>105905509
>hi what's your name
Anon.
>so what do you do
fuck's it look like? i'm partying lmao
>branching path:
>oh that's fair lmao
or
>no dumbass, i mean your job lol
oh yeah, i do (the most basic explanation possible of my job) over at (location). it's nerd shit but it works for me
either she will go away and you have dodged a bullet because you shouldn't be going for every woman you see, or stay around and talk more. the only thing holding you back is your subconscious and nerves

>>105906054
>you shouldn't be going for every woman you see
You should if she is hot, especially if she has straight long blonde hair

>>105905378
I don't know what to tell you, that's literally a tranny

BUILT FOR BEEBEESEEE

>>105905218 (OP)
>>105905378
angelic voice

>>105905378
Have you heard his voice? he sounds like a typical russian man

>>105905643
No straight guy calls themself "cis"

>>105905532
In japan it's a fashion thing called yaeba. But yes, it's a sign that you are a pedo if you are attracted to it

>>105905509
The question "what do you do" is a glimpse into the twisted mind of normalfags, particularly women who don't have free will or an inner monologue.
Basically the reason they ask this question is because they cannot comprehend the idea of somebody taking actions or pursuing interests that don't follow a specific deterministic pattern. A person to them is defined by their function ("what you do" = your job and nothing else) and that's how they'll think of you forever. Any complex answer to this question genuinely confuses them and it doesn't compute in their minds.