come and say hi to forbin
referral code is off

>>105908320 (OP)
interdasting. thanks op

>>105908320 (OP)
should i ise a vpn?

>>105909491
there were glowies there a while ago
.finger
63 nsamrsoc NSA MRSOC-SIGINT 22m ptycon San Antonio, TX

>>105909491
You can use it if you want. Your IP location gets exposed to every user if they use the finger command.

>>105909566
i dont even onow what it is so im not gonna bother.
>>105909601
im not a bot, cheeky cunt.
>>105909564
can that just be someone making a name up? seen similar on irc

>>105909564
That is a bot account... nothing to see here... trust me

may the command line DIE forever
underwood dosent pay me to do his work for him

>>105908320 (OP)
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telehack
Gay zoomer garbage. I googled it expecting a server to telnet into from the command line, but apparently it's just a website that "simulates" a multi-user system, even though the same thing could easily be done for real with telnet or ssh.

>>105909631
>i dont even onow what it is so im not gonna bother.
Yeah we don't need you either. Didn't have the makings to be a Telehack player.

>>105908320 (OP)
@talk forbin hey
%user not available

>>105909665

ooooeeerrrr tetchy bitch kek

>>105909679
Saar

>>105909663
You can telnet or ssh into it.

>>105909663
HAHAHA maybe read the textfiles before talking shit?? srsly attention span of a goldfish!

wanna do something fun on telehack?
you shoud do
send forbin MARKET SHARE GONE!

Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command.
.NEWUSER
Do you have a referral code? (y/N) N
Due to high demand, new users must be referred by an existing user.
Existing users can type REFER to generate a new referral code.

>>105909721
send forbin help!!!!! need elite warez!!!

>>105909691
do not redeem

>>105909693
Cool if true, but I don't care. It's ruined for me by the fact that other people are using the web interface

>>105909729
oh you want a refer code don't you i know you do
wait i need to login just a sec

or you can start checking forbin's stats
by typing : w forbin at the main prompt
it will be fun :)

fuck forbin, underwood is a retard. fuck you. hope you die and Telehack dies with you

>>105908320 (OP)
>>105909422
>>105909661
>>105909721
>>105909738
>>105909778
>>105909784
>>105909921
You will never be a woman

>>105909973
you must not be in the know

>>105909985
Just so you know, you come across as underage rather than cool or interesting. That's why nobody is replying to this slop. Buy an ad and stop bumping your own thread.

>>105909763
Cool, now deluser yourself hipster
>>105909729
Sorry, you'll have to come another time. or maybe use another vpn. Operators work in mysterious ways. For now, please play around with the textfiles and the BASIC interpreter.
>>105909921
Yes I am severely retarded.
%killed by user OPERATOR on port 0.
>>105909973
(You) will never be an operator

>>105908320 (OP)
>>105910037
This is some of the embarrassing shit I've ever seen in my entire life.
At least real life LARPers are actually roleplaying something impossible to replicate (fantasy swords and spells) instead of whatever this is.

used to love this shit when I was a teenager. haven't logged on in years.

>>105910081
Telehack is mainly a digital museum, and interactive ARPANET simulator. It's a real thing on its own.

>>105910135
shit ain't the same since underwood joined. now it's a colossal dumpster fire.

>>105910147
So it's just the internet archive but with a stupid interface and gay jannies who like to larp and treat it like a sekrit club for cool hackers?

>>105910135
>>105910159
Nobody on /g/ is dumb enough to be fooled by this just so you know

>>105910159
That's true, he is a piece of shit. I'm using his name for teh lulz. The game is still really fun, though. Spent so much time there ;)

can't remember my old login :'(

>>105910185
I actually used to play around with telehack back in 2014 when I was a teenager. not sure what you are implying by saying I'm trying to fool someone.

>>105910204
>playing dumb
gegeg

>>105910168
Yeah you can think of it that way. The fun part is playing around, like writing scripts in BASIC, talking to the other users, sharing files. It's like an interactive archive.

>>105910213
>>105910231
Sending you pink dildos.

sorry psspss, I wasn't paying attention. msg me again

Tip for absolute newfags: read telehack.txt carefully
>>105910241
Make an ascii out of it

>>105910357
^G ^G ^G

>>105910373
D-Do not use a bluebox connected directly to your computer while playing! Stop commiting phone fraud, anon!!

>>105910213
schizo retard

>>105909663
you can telnet into it retard.

>>105909663
Wikipissdia is misleading as always. Jobless retards always remove the ssh/telnet protocol when I try to update it.
ANYWAYS, ssh guest@telehack.com -p 2222

>>105909663
>a server to telnet into from the command line
Good memories of doing this way back in the day with some kind of 'hack the box' game or something where it was running some form of BSD, and there were various levels to beat to progress.
I think it was from IRC in one of those l33t h4x0r channels where people laughed at what script kiddies we all were.