How do impress women with my C code?
What coding practices do women find hot and appealing?

>>105919367 (OP)
nested for loops, breaks their brain and puts them in that debug mode

unions bro, they're so mystical

>>105919367 (OP)
By making money off of it.

>>105919367 (OP)
Have your C code cause massive quantities of money to appear in your bank account.

>>105919367 (OP)
>segfaults
>"i think im going home now"

>>105919367 (OP)
turn it into high income by learning Java sir

>>105919367 (OP)
the practice of only using goto, no loops or functions allowed

>>105919367 (OP)
Buy better car, she will know you are good programmer.

>>105919406
The only correct answer

>>105919367 (OP)
>When I see an Nvidia GPU at MSRP

Did you know C can do this? I think not

>>105919367 (OP)
>wow you got a segfault instead of throwing an exception or using a handler that calls a panic? babe youre so badass for having your program crash so spectacularly
cnile larpniggers unironically believe this

The ternary operator.
>>105919389
me talking to an Indian girl at college about our upcoming joint code project
>OK so we should start working on the code for this soon
>will dere be while lups?
>yeah there will probably be while loops, probably some for loops too
>oh... for lups... I didn't get dat faar... I don't know about dose
She told me she was good with C.

>>105920582
signal(SIGSEGV, handle);
wow, so hard

>>105919367 (OP)
>>105919367 (OP)
oh shit she's doing *the look*. i learned from The Rehearsal this is the look girls do when they want you to kiss them. holy shit it's real. one day i hope to see this in real life

>>105919367 (OP)
I'm sexually attracted to women and I must breed, but I'm in love with autistic men who I find physically and socially repulsive.

>>105921067
>mfw

>>105919367 (OP)
how do i stop girls from always looking at me like this

>>105922636
tell them you write Rust and like nintendo games

>>105919367 (OP)
Why is she so attracted to this man? I know it's not because he's tall, because I'm very tall and a woman has never looked at me like this.

>>105922651
He's taller and wider than you

>>105922866
I'm 6'5" so unless she's quite tall herself I'm taller than him
I'm an autistic retard though. which is why no one looks at me like this (to answer the other guy's question, the problem is likely the same for him)

>>105922651
she is monetarily compensated

chicks dig crude polymorphism with pointer down casting trust me bro

>>105920539
ISO C can't, only GNU C can

>>105923239
Luckily for us, GNU Compiler Collection isn't ISOslop and I couldn't care less.

To impress women your C code:
- should be tall - meaning many a lines
- should have V shape - so wide at the top and narrow at the waist
- should have strong jaw line - wider the better
- should hold (stack) frame at all times
- should be commanding, efficient and ruthless
- should not panic/segfault because that's major ick for women

>>105923245
indeed indeed.
but I prefer to macro guard my code to make sure missing extensions are diagnosed nicely (not that I have ever released code of mine into the wild)
what I wonder in your example: why the computed gotos, wouldn't a simple switch have sufficed?

picrel is the latest switch I've written, interpreting strings as integers on my little endian machine for quick string comparison. kw is a union with fields char [8] and uint64_t.
so I guard the programme with CHAR_BIT == 8 and __LITTLE_ENDIAN

>>105923529
>__LITTLE_ENDIAN
Women will laugh at you.

>>105923553
I simply don't show them the headers.

>>105919367 (OP)

>>105919367 (OP)
>How do impress women with my C code?
shaders, vibrant colours
>>105920539
> goto

>>105920582
> if i just make up schizo lies about things i know nothing about then everything will be just fine
you're a joke

>>105919406
This man has seen the light.

>>105919367 (OP)
This is AI sloppa, right? No way something this cute exists in real irl life :(

>>105919367 (OP)
if you meme c enough eventually women will start talking about it. They are like /g/tards. Always yapping about shit they don't know about.

Show them your big magic constants

>>105926388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFk9YW1_Fbk&t=48
ai is in your walls btw

>>105921582
I've seen it multiple times. Each time I think about running over and warning the guy that he's about to get metoo'd but I always had my hands full mopping the floor at the mall food court.

>>105928654
Fugg. She qute :3

>>105926388
>>105922651
she's acting

>>105919406
I was going to say it, this

>>105919367 (OP)
the AI feel itself indian

>>105919367 (OP)
Who exactly is she looking at?

>>105932408
me~

>>105919367 (OP)

>>105920539
what is the point of this crap? just use a switch case. literally the same thing.