When I meet girls at parties I always introduce myself as a blue colar worker (security guard, park ranger, etc.) rather than as a programmer.
I feel like this works much better for getting them wet (either that or the prospect of "nerdy shit" is disgusting to them)
Anyone else do this?

>>105925841 (OP)
I don't talk to girls, they have cooties

>>105925841 (OP)
no i tell em im a software engineer
whatever-engineer sounds like money, works better for me
also wtfs with the fluoride stare?

>>105925841 (OP)
I tell them "Im a software developer, but don't worry. I hate talking about my job."

That gets it out of the way quickly.

>>105925841 (OP)
>getting them wet
>security guard, park ranger, blue collar worker
kek

>>105925873
Girls hate nerd shit

>>105925841 (OP)
Whenever I meet and talk to a girl, I wake up in my bed. And realize I was dreaming. :/

>>105925841 (OP)
Girls like that don't go to parties.

i always introduce myself by totally accidentally flashing out my disgustingly fat, massive, meaty, juicy white horse cock... >>105925841 (OP)

>>105925893
GNU/Linux
>Ewww gross get that nerd stuff away from me.
XNU/Darwin-MachO
>OwO hey rich boy
:/
Repairable PC
>Ewww neerrrrdd
Macbook designed to be thrown in a landfill
>Heyyyyyy *licks lips*
:/

>>105925930
>jeehtml
>white dick
are you that top caste version of a jeet?

>Go to party
>Don't talk to anyone new
>Go home
I don't get parties.

caring about that in the first place means you've already lost and are projecting your insecurity they've already picked up on.

>>105925965
?????????

>>105925948
If you have a macbook, girls will just assume you are a nerd AND gay

>>105925999
That's not what I remember from college at all.
Girls thought of me as a nerd and assumed I was gay, and I never usex a macbook, meanwhile, every guy that used a macbook was seen as more attractive.

>>105926023
Not saying that's a good thing, just saying it's what I remember.

>>105926023
That is because you are an ethnically Indian guerilla marketer whose goal is to spam product ads rather than giving real world advice.

>>105926038
I'm not indian, or a marketer, and I'm not claiming to give advice, rather I'm just subtly (or perhaps not so subtly) venting my well earned mysoginy.

>>105926023
Those guys were more attractive than you, regardless of what computer they used.
Sorry you had to find out this way.

>>105926118
Maybe... except that I definitely wasn't the ugliest person and yet... I was definitely the loneliest.

>>105925999
Literally everybody uses a macbook at uni. Even the weird unwashed nerd with mlp stickers (in 2025) uses a macbook nowadays.

It does, I’m actual security guard though who is a wannabe programmer.

>>105926155
So you had the least game?
It happens. Still doesn't mean "THE MACBOOK IS WHY I CAN'T GET LAID"

>>105926198
I do indeed have no game.

>>105926209
I suppose you could say I have no game no life.

>>105925841 (OP)
Just tell them you forklift certified.

I say I'm a tiktoker or ballet dancer (it ALWAYS works)

yet another bogged cunt

>>105926209
So why were you blaming the laptop computer when it's obvious the issue was yourself?

>>105926233
Because I suck.

>>105926243
But women do absolutely fetishize disposable glamour products made in sweatshops though, that is true despite it not being the main issue of being in college.

>>105926243
Yeah. You should do better.

>>105925841 (OP)
>I hide the fact that I have a high paying job
What an idiot. Maybe just don’t go on rambling about the specifics of your job.

>>105926363
Do better at what?

>>105926376
You should do better in general, but specifically I mean you should stop blaming inamiate objects for your own deep personal failings as a man.
It's not the Laptop Computer's fault that girls think you're unfuckable. It's your own.

>>105926394
So what do I need to do to un-unfuckable my unlucky unfucky unducky self?

>>105926404
just be yourself

>>105926453
Thanks. I'll try being myself, I've lived in my own body with my own thoughts for 27 years, but I guess I must have always trying to be Bob Saget instead of myself.

>>105926404
How should I know? I'm not you.

>>105926494
Well you seem to know me well enough to say I'm doing my life all wrong. So surely what's wrong with me must be obvious.

>>105926490
>>105926504
this is what's wrong with you

>>105926509
My sarcasm? I rarely show that to anybody.

>>105925930
princess peach is built for BBC though

>>105926558
>BWC
ftfy

>>105925841 (OP)
I always introduce myself as a future war criminal. This works really well to break the ice and is much more interesting than "being a security guard".
I have a list of countries whose sovereignty I don't recognise and even have a framed letter from the EU Parliament telling me to stop suggesting the partition of Belgium.
My political views are so sinister that girls think I am joking and start to laugh.

>>105925841 (OP)
i tell them im a programmer and they seem interested, presumably because it's common knowledge that programming is well paid

>>105926683
>even have a framed letter from the EU Parliament telling me to stop suggesting the partition of Belgium.
You can't just say that and not post it

>>105926504
>>>105926494 (You)
>Well you seem to know me well enough to say I'm doing my life all wrong
I never said that. Why do you think I did?
Sounds like your self-esteem is in the toilet.

>105925930
Relax people that's some kind of european market pringles can that is 20% smaller than an american one.