How fucked are you?
https://distro.moe/

I don't want a new distro, I'm fine with my current one
it's mostly the same shit anyway

>.moe
literal ip grabber

Or you can just... you know...

>Artix
Should be workable. At least isn't Void.

>>105939623 (OP)
https://wiki.pika-os.com/en/home
it's a very cute distro that I'll never use

>>105939623 (OP)
How about a site that offers me a quiz to find a distro best suited for me?

I got Catchy
I'm already using Catchy
What happens?

>>105939903
>Went to distrochooser.de
>Got to answer all the questions
>1st result given is ZORIN followed by MINT
wtf
Captcha: WAYRD

>>105939903
>>105940038
>distrochooser.de
>13 questions
>retarded answers
I know this is meant for non Linux users but Windows and mac users cannot answer this.

>>105939623 (OP)
Is your time really so worthless that you’re now distro hopping randomly? Pathetic.

>>105939623 (OP)
>Porteus
Eh, could be worse tbqh

>Hyperbola
So, Debian with pacman? Meh I guess I could make it work for me

I rolled AntiX.. I used it on an old laptop for a while and it was okay.

>>105939623 (OP)
Distros are barely different. I don't understand this meme.

>Pure OS
>A Stallman approved, 100% free software distro
I guess no games for me.

>>105939623 (OP)
>click once
>get Tails
kek, I'm pretty fucked

>>105941108
If you liked AntiX, consider looking into MX Linux
It's the modern successor desu

>>105939623 (OP)
>nobara
might not be so bad i use fedora rn

>>105939623 (OP)
>q4os
so i get debian with sovl? sounds pretty keyed desu
>>105941193
just install your shit in a container

>>105941145
theyre mostly just an existing distro + preinstalled dotfiles, kek

>chimera Linux
>https://chimera-linux.org/about/
Seems fine to me

>>105939623 (OP)
why are zoomer ideas so dog shit? Just roll a freaking die if you don't know which distro to start off with. It's not like this was an issue 20 years ago when people tried out Linux after ditching vista. W11 is still pretty good by comparison and it just Werks

>>105939913
>I'm already using Catchy
Hm... How's your experience with it? Does it notify you about updates daily?

>Calculate Linux
Looks neat. I suppose I could use it no problem.

>>105939623 (OP)
it gave me OpenBSD. no thanks lmao
>>105939864
>Artix
that's my current distro. you got lucky

>>105939623 (OP)
https://hellosystem.github.io/docs/
I puked a little

>>105941355
this is just Alpine, but worse

I got
https://ponyos.org/

>SAARS USE OUR DISTRO
https://bosslinux.in/

...

got this gook shit wtf
https://gooroom.kr/

>>105941355
>Dinit + custom tooling
>custom tooling
So it barely works and breaks if you so much as think about modifying it

>Devuan
man I don't want to use debian for contrarians

>>105939623 (OP)
Always Arch/Gentoo, and never Debian based, yet all I have ever used is Debian based.
\?o.O/
>click button anyways
>Garuda
Jackpot

>>105942588
>goon room
Kek

>>105939623 (OP)
>fydeos
never heard of it, but it doesn't bode well when their site is published via notion.

>>105941751
That low quality PNG really sells it

>>105939623 (OP)

>>105939623 (OP)
First try I get chromeos, so that doesn't count reroll and I get this.. https://nyarchlinux.moe/
Honestly I miss distrohopping back in the day, even when I have issues I just can't be fucked nowadays to spend days just reconfiguring everything after a reinstall.

Arch on on system and debian-based on the rest. All ya need.

>>105939623 (OP)
What am I in for sirs?

>>105939623 (OP)
https://nyarchlinux.moe/

>>105943681
I'm home

https://collapseos.org/
Damn

>>105939623 (OP)
>arkane linux
>already on arch

>>105939623 (OP)
What's with the gay color changing EOL button?

>>105939623 (OP)
>Manjaro
>Already using manjaro
BASED

>BlendOS
what's this gay shit?

>>105942449
BASED

https://cb-linux.github.io/breath/
Why would I use this?

https://ubuntuce.com/
Based ChristiAnon

>some random chinese enterprise linux

im cooked aint i

>>105943667
broken updates

>>105939623 (OP)
>Crystal Linux
>An Arch Based Distribution
I'll just keep using arch then

it gave me openbsd
kinda based i dont need sound or to play video games or do anything except browse the internet anyway

>>105939623 (OP)
>click on a button
>get sent to a soidev site
If your distro has a website using modern webdev shit and design patterns with rounded corners and animations, DO NOT USE IT.

Debian? Gentoo? Looks straight from the 90s, can use it safely.
Arch? Late 00s look, proceed with caution.
Ubuntu? Late 10s look, same with EXTREME caution.
Whatever bullshit you get from the OP? AVOID AT ALL COSTS