lol

>>105939935 (OP)
Ironically THIS is extremely healthy beyond all reason. If someone is suffering from crippling nutrient deficiencies this is a straight up superfood for that.

How retarded do you have to be to fail a driving test in the US?
They hand them out like candy, just don't break traffic laws for 10 minutes while you drive a short circle around the DMV, they don't even take you onto the freeway.

>>105939962
If he only ate the yolk, yes. But the poison "bread" and egg whites can be just thrown away.

>>105939996
You have no idea how bad some people are at driving. I used to know a guy who failed his drivers test at least 3 times. After the third time he complained to me about how he only failed because there were cones in the way. Apparently he ran them over and drove into a construction area. How could they have expected him to take his drivers test on a road with construction on it?

>>105940013
Bread is good for you. Are you American and if so is this the next unhinged scam they're selling there?

>>105940115
excess carbs are the cause of all metabolic diseases, it's pretty hard to not be fat and diabetic in the US unless you outright starve yourself

Eat 10 eggs a day and ill give you 10 best years of your life

>>105940115
The "bread" here is not bread. I have to make bread at home to have bread. Even "bread" from the bakery section at a supermarket is not bread. The OP pic is certainly not bread.

>>105940115
Apparently American bread has added sugar and corn syrup in it. As a Frenchman that sounds absolutely insane to me.

>>105939996
Could have failed the quiz part.
I mean wut? I gotta memorize shieeeit? In [current year + 10]?

>>105940149
But why
What for
Why are they doing this

>>105940156
Avoiding goybean oil is a full time job

>>105940156
There is literally nothing wrong with the added sugars, I can't even feel them

>>105940172
It doesn't go stale. Normal bread is stale in 1-2 days. Whatever this stuff is lasts 2-3 weeks. It also tastes like poison.

>>105940172
it’s cheaper and keeps longer

I don't believe for a second that anyone here has managed to eat a diet with no carbs in it

>>105940200
I have done carnivore for a month before. I lost like 20lbs and found out pork is horrible and makes you feel sick. Chicken isn't much better. Beef, shrimp, salmon, eggs all make you feel good.

>>105940149
I don't understand why they always write "Ascorbic acid" instead of "Vitamin C" in ingredients list.

>>105940172
Now you know why the food industry has the need for restrictions to the point there is a legal definition for what can and can't be called cheese

>>105940164
It's like 40 questions and most of it is common sense stuff with some dumb ones like memorizing exact number amounts like having to report car ownership transfers within 10 days, or report accidents or whatever.
You don't have to take it every again, the public school system here prepares you to do well on multiple choice tests anyway, just study for what it asks for, don't actually learn anything lmao

>>105940200
i've done it, after 3 days I felt sluggish as if I hadn't eaten anything at all for 3 days, but then you get past the hump and now you have to avoid all carbs because any amount of bread will kick you out of ketosis, it's really not worth it unless you have severe dietary restrictions you're trying to follow, as a normal fasting diet, you should eat whatever, just in small amounts, you'll lose weight and increase insulin sensitivity all the same.

>>105940221
It doesn't even really work
you can't label it "cheese", but the packaging looks like cheese, it stays the same, the packaging might say "frozen dairy desert" but it still looks and tastes like shitty ice cream and you get a whole tub of it for $5 instead of those $5 pints of "real ice cream" that are rock hard coming out of the freezer

American food is fucking delicious literally everything tastes amazing but also feels like it's going to kill you
I had never taken antacids until I moved to the us for a few years and id basically need them on a daily basis
I sure it's a me problem but also never needed them again when I moved back to a med country

wtf is this bot thread

>>105940156
You do realize that bread decomposes into sugar, right? By adding sugar, they are making the digestion process more efficient.

>>105939935 (OP)
Literally me but I'm 24

>>105940251
Shut up fat fuck

>>105940241
You can eat normally in the US, just skip one meal every day and you'll never have problems, the portion sizes here are insane and everything is so enriched you can't really become malnourished even if you try starving yourself.

>>105940186
You've never tasted real bread. Picrel is what I eat every day (not my pic, but it's a standard product that all bakeries make). It doesn't have weird shit in it, only flour, water, yeast and salt.

>>105940217
Because Ascorbic acid is simply the chemical name for Vitamin C. They are essentially the same thing. Vitamin C is not an official ingredient, scientifically speaking.

>>105940305
>Because Ascorbic acid is simply the chemical name for Vitamin C. They are essentially the same thing.
Exactly.
So why use the lesser known and scarier sounding name?

>>105940149
people always get shocked by US ingredient lists, they have to list everything out and have less freedom to use umbrella terms or euphemisms, also nearly all of that is enriched flour vitamins

>>105940302
If you knew what is in flour (feces, blood, pesticide, ...). https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8I1ImzoXvU

>>105940149
bready

>>105940189
>Whatever this stuff is lasts 2-3 weeks.
That's because they add sodium propionate to it. Not sure how safe it is, but I'd still avoid it.
>>105940200
Why would I even want to do that?

>>105940328
>High Fructose Corn Syrup
>Bread
that’s what shocks us

>>105940373
high fructose corn syrup is cheaper than sugar

>>105940345
>feces, blood
Doesn't matter, it gets cooked.
>pesticide
Not like I have a choice, everything is contaminated.

>>105940390
Thanks to government stealing from you and then subsidizing bayer-monsanto with stolen money

>>105940390
sugar doesn’t belong in bread retard

>>105940390
only because of state subsidies
corn farmers are welfare queens

>>105940149
>>105940172
All of the extra ingredients are to add micronutrients to the bread and for better shelf life

>>105940409
Sugar and salt and fat need to be added to everything for flavor. You just don't know what tastes good

>>105940115
Bread would literally just be carbs if the government didn't add synthetic vitamins to it. There are far healthier things you can eat.

>I don't deserve flavors!

>>105940412
Bread is yeast, water, flour, salt though

>>105940373
The widespread use of corn syrup is primarily driven by a combination of economic and functional factors; cornn is heavily financed by the both the federal government and the states meanwhile sugar is under an high tariffs to discourage importation.

>>105940419
dios mio

>>105940419
there's no way people watch this shit to not laugh at these clowns, how does one lack any self-respect

>>105940435
have you ever looked at the ingredients list for flour?

>>105940447
couldn’t you just grow sugar beet or tomatoes?

>>105939935 (OP)
Are there just no more jannies in this board? What the fuck does this have to do with technology?

>>105940115
Yeah, the latest grift in the US is slandering normal, healthy and traditional foods like bread, potatoes, rice, pasta, even vegetables. It's mostly a dead meme now though after it's been revealed most of the grifters shilling it are on steroids and have health problems.

>europoors dont realize corn syrup is a superfood

>>105940490
Cost less to grow corn.

>>105940513
I wouldn’t call regular non HFCS loaded bread “healthy” but I wouldn’t call it unhealthy either, its just a source of carbs and protein to go alongside your main sustenance, and adds texture and a small amount of flavor.

>>105940522
yeah, super calorie dense guaranteed to make you superfat

is /ck/ a good board?

>>105940547
we invented ozempic sweetie, a spoonful of corn syrup and a glp1 injection a day enables us to work 18 hours without getting tired

Technology? Or are there nanochips in food now?

>>105940577
>we invented ozempic
>Novo Nordisk A/S is a Danish multinational pharmaceutical company headquartered in Bagsværd,[3] with production facilities in nine countries and affiliates or offices in five.
lol

>>105940419
The worst part of this is one of my favorite foods is baked potato with ranch dressing. No need for butter or salt or pepper or any other toppings. Just a potato and a little ranch dressing. /ck/ would probably be disgusted.

>>105940574
Used to be the premier shitposting board. Not sure how it is of late.

>>105940602
I’m disgusted by you and I don’t browse ck

>>105940602
Ranch dressing of that type is like 90% goybean oil. Stop eating that shit and at least make or buy real buttermilk ranch

>>105940345
>m.youtube
rangeban phoneposters NOW