Thread 105962571

>writes jeetcode
>isn't indian

>>105962571 (OP)
worse, he is am*rican

>>105962571 (OP)
Who among us doesn't write jeetcode. If all of our code was reviewed publically, most of it would be exposed as dogshit.

>>105962571 (OP)
>unqualified
>made a worse version of an existing thing
>nepobaby
>narcissist
>hated by people in his industry who know what he's doing wrong
>hated by people outside of his industry who don't know what he's doing wrong
jeethood truly is a state of mind

>>105962610
my code is fortune 500 tier. fuck you nigger!

>>105962610
Jeetcode is something else entirely. There is a reason AI is taking over the industry, a glorified Markov chain can program better than sukdeek fagalagadingdong from hyderabad.

>>105962610
but he's a 20 year or w/e blizzy veteran

>>105962610
Learn design code patterns you filthy casual

>>105962571 (OP)
he is honorary saarr

>>105962610
Hey, Jason. Nice to see you here!

His entire legacy: ruined

I for one welcome this new lolcow. I peep every vod that makes fun of him

>>105962628
>fortune 500 tier
So outsourced jeetcode?

>>105962575
>he

>>105962651
He was never a developer though. He started coding his game with basically zero experience.

>>105962814
shut up namefaggot

>>105962571 (OP)
>Makes code cave
>Isn't a caveman

>>105963271
Um, excuse me but he was hired as a hacker for the US government and was on teams of people with walking around hacking with their suits and laptops.
Know your place.

>>105962610
zoomers have to make everything an among us joke

>>105962571 (OP)
Stop cyber bullying him he was oom.

>>105962571 (OP)
his code is even worse than jeetcode, average jeet knows what for loop is, knows how to define your own functions etc. This nigga can only replace words/patterns BY HAND ONE BY ONE instead of using the search & replace function in gay maker studio editor.

But remember he worked at blizzard 20+ years

>>105963275
make me

>>105963271
see
>>105963291

he's absolutely a developer
he developed bug reports for the software engineers to fix

>>105963395
and they got sick of his shit so they shuffled him around different departments and never gave him a raise until he quit

I KNEEL

>>105963406
>implying switch statements arent if statements with extra steps

>>105963406
Wait that's what I do.

>>105963406
He probably heard that switches are fast somewhere and decided to use it everywhere so he can smugly say that actually switches are 40% faster so that it can run on a smart fridge to his brain dead chat

>>105963447
*on a laptop with raspberry pi which uses the smart fridge as a screen, so he can later lie about running his shitty game on a smart fridge. but I believe that he's actually stupid and thinks that if it runs on a smart fridge screen, then it runs on fridge's cpu

>>105962610
nah, long before I type arrayIndex[315], I know I fucked up.
The fact that shit goes to 1000 in multiple files is INSANE to me

>>105963406
he heard YanDev got made dunked on for his if statement chains, so he strived to make something not that

>>105963406
The worst offence here is not the use of switch statements but the fact the comments actually tell the story, instead of the code.

This is spaghetti code. Why not use constants? Or use separate variables instead of this array, called "something_array" like a retard?

>>105962571 (OP)
>uses jeet undertale programming language
>cant follow sane practices
>larps as some kind of l33t h4x0r

>>105963406
He literally hard codes everything. There is not even an attempt at abstracting anything.
This mf is the perfect example of the idiot admiring complexity.

>>105963412
>what is a jump table
fucking jeet nocoder
if/else is evaluated in O(n), switch is evaluated in O(log(n))

>>105963512
This is obviously a very important consideration, over things like maintainability, in a game logic and dialogue tree...

>>105962610
I do not write jeetcode. I write retardedly overcomplicated implementations of philosophical concepts, which is a problem on its own right, but I do not write jeetcode

>>105963512
lol retard smarty pants

case and if are the same shit on the logical surface

b-but muh time complexity!!! J-JUMP TABLES!!!! MUH BYTECODE

you are not as smart as you think you are

>>105963406
not to defend him or anything, but using switch's as if's has an interesting use case, where you can break from anywhere, not just the last statement in a case, meaning you can break out of a deeply nested conditional without having to resort to bare goto's, including in languages which just don't have them.

>>105962571 (OP)
He looks like he smells like shit though

>>105963539
>I am going to code my way to god
Fucking epic, anon.

>>105962571 (OP)
back to /v/

>>105963564
Just another day in paradise

to think that the one to take yanderes title of worst programmer would be someone who declares himself as a genius hacker with decades of experience.

>>105963581
The modern internet is literally a contest to be the biggest and loudest retard. In a few years we'll have an even bigger retard that makes this one look like Dijkstra.

>>105963561
He wouldn't be capable of doing anything interesting like that. Even something funny and artistic like >>105963436 is too clever Mald.

>Been Spendin' most my life
>Livin' in a Hacker's Paradise
>Been Spendin' most my life!
>Livin' in a Hacker's Paradise!!

what was he known for before this whole thing

>>105963626
playing games and making an early access game

>>105962610
>Who among us doesn't write jeetcode
when i was a complete noob i attempted such things, quickly realized it wasn't manageable and read programming books to teach myself how to do things right. also helps to have friends or contacts that are experienced programmers that can look at your code and will slap you when you are wrong or answer your questions. i assume thor has nobody around him that has actual skills or he ignored them.
> most of it would be exposed as dogshit.
a lot of code out there is pure dogshit but that's not an excuse. just because others release trash doesn't mean you have to be lame fuck too.

>>105963623
Why do the scam baiter fellas never invite him to play? Isn't he a super duper hackerman?

>>105963626
He wasn't known until recently. He got away with his clueless technobabble for years because he didn't have an audience to call him out.

>>105963626
Working at blizzard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y03L5KlXDLg

>>105963539
This is pretentious niggerlicious jeetcode

>>105963661
it's pretentious but it's not jeetcode at all

>>105963626
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pHwqj99wK1U

>>105963652
> mentions how he "worked at blizzard"
> dozens of times
> his work was so minimal there that it would be insulting to those that have real jobs to refer to what thor did as "work"
cringe.

>>105963626
An indie game dev who worked for Blizzard for 7 years working on some iconic games like Warcraft 3 and Starcraft, WOW. He is marketed as "the bob ross of gaming"
Oh also,
L337 HaxX0r that won 3 DEFCON badges (a hacking competition) and worked for the government to hack nuclear power plants by
>checks notes
"Going into code caves to hunt Polymorphics "

>>105962610
>Who among us doesn't write jeetcode
Good morning saar

>>105963539
Based academic programmer. Fuck all the corpo code monkeys of /g/

>>105962610
The code I've written in the last 3 years, pretty good, but everything before that was jeeted. I put a ton of effort into understanding patterns and practices that make maintainable enterprise codebases. The problems with the jeets I work with is they make no effort to improve and have zero accountability for mistakes.

>>105963539
>Literal Unreal C++ NPC component
I fucking hate how I took the time to understand this.
But checks out, not jeetcode, just jeetproject

>>105963740
>NPC component
it's a generic perception system that's also used by the player to interact with the world, it's not just for NPCs, anything a character perceives is ran through that system, each noema (inspired by Husserl) is a self contained Kantian monad and also a category theory monad that represents one perceived object, then the percepts are the different ways of perceiving that object. See, you can create a noema for a door and it's a "door as something to examine" or "door as something to interact with in some way" or "door as something to bash."
This also lets me inject interactions to objects depending on the mood of the character, so if your character is mad he doesn't have "open door" but "bash door" which changes nothing but adds flavor to gameplay

>jeetproject
can't say you're wrong there

>>105963779
very interesting, anon. one thing i've always wanted to see in NPCs is a way for each NPC to be able to read other NPCs body language and react more like real people. the subtle cues we humans take for granted that indicate various things to guide us through life would make such characters less robotic and more fluid.

>>105963928
I like that, I didn’t think about body language. Animating it would be a pain but it would be reasonable to infer from conditions instead, a bit like the sims. If you define some conditions to be externalizable as body language that should be a pretty good compromise.

>>105962571 (OP)
honorary indian, hygiene and all

>>105963501
>l33t h4x0r
He larps as a professional blizzard employee that also did hacking for 10+ years and worked on cybersecurity at nuclear plants.

Then he makes a "game" and GENUINELY THINKS that tying the save file to achievements would work as an anti-piracy measure, and that checking for "IGGAMES" would work in another.

I feel like l33t h4x0r larpers would on average be much smarter than this, even if they are still woefully incompetent I don't think almost anyone would do the things he does. I don't think he's pretending to be retarded for views because he's dangerously hated now.

>>105964191
>GENUINELY THINKS that tying the save file to achievements would work as an anti-piracy measure, and that checking for "IGGAMES" would work in another.
This was really funny to me. Any steam emulator would bypass this like goldberg. It's effectively the equivalent of having zero DRM.

>>105964253
>would work as an anti-piracy measure
anon, he didn't just claim it would work for anti-piracy, he claimed it's "uncrackable DRM without denuvo"

>>105962814
Lain larping tourist detected

I don't code games so I don't know which patterns are useful and which aren't. But since these code snippets are out of context it's impossible to tell if this is the concrete implementation hidden by an abstraction or if this is part of the flow of the game code. The only possible crime here is the magic numbers, but even that isn't really a huge issue if the example code is abstracted.

>>105964668
there is no fucking world where this >>105963406 can be hand waved away as an abstraction or even as a decompiled snippet

>>105963626
I'd never heard of him until the SKG thing.

>>105963561
Switches are gotos, if you are going to abuse them it’s better to just use the real thing.

>>105963406
He may be using switch case for consistency's sake or to allow for scaleability.

>>105962610
>us
Only you shitjeet

>>105962628
And how many jeets work in today's fortune 500 companies?

>>105964710
How so?

>>105965429
a switch inside a switch with 1 case? im not seeing it

explain to me how much of a performance hit his jeet code is because I'm too ignorant to tell

>>105965478
Almost none it's a fucking text adventure.

>>105962610
there are dead giveaways of jeetcode, just writting suboptimal code is not enough for it to be considered jeet-made.
you should look for things like global variables, not using loops when it makes sense, not using enum, random indentation levels, things like this are what a total white beginner or a veteran indian would do and this is what this retard does.
he is not a swe, never was, never will be, hopefully his internet career is over soon.

>>105965478
its not a performance concern unless you would bring into question future software maintainer employee kpi

>>105965447
I could see it as a gross experiment. Codebases get like that if they live long enough.

>>105965497
>enums

>>105965523
no body gives a fuck about sum type, keep this tranny shit out of programming

>>105962571 (OP)
First it was Yandere-dev who betrayed me and now this guy too?

>nepobaby narcissist who fell from grace and became a lolcow due to his own incompetence
As usual with these types, he will troon out just so he can shield himself from criticism under TROONSRIGHTS! Its so predictable he will probably pick some cringe name to go along with it such as Freya, and he will put 0 effort into passing as well.

>>105964443
> uncrackable drm
> it's just one flag set
does thor smoke heroin or something? that's not how uncrackable drm works. what he's doing is something that a person with no understanding or knowledge of drm / copy protections would implement.

>>105962651
Blizzard hasn't released any decent game since starcraft 2 and he didn't work at blizzard before that release date so who cares? He worked in the "let's make horrible games and molest our employees" era of blizzard.

>>105962610
>Who among us doesn't write jeetcode
Me

>>105963168
Imagine the smell in summer

>>105962571 (OP)
>>105962610
i always thought "jeetcode" was distinctly different from just the yanderedev type code piratesoftware pushes out

yanderecode
>characterized by inability or unwillingness to learn and use basic design patterns, language features, or really anything related to basic programming practices at all
>basically just learned how to call a function and do basic arithmetic, and went off of that
>code is at least functionally simple but verbose, repetitive and difficult to read
>perpetually tries to grow and maintain a codebase while remaining a permanent beginner, which obviously doesn't work very well and progress grinds to a halt

"jeetcode"
>knows and uses more language functionality and design patterns, but doesn't actually use it to make the code easier to read or maintain, but instead just adds that shit like it's sprinkles to make the code look "cooler"
>thinks complex code is more impressive, hence why everything is put in DoThingFactoryCloneActivityer type methods and has 9 layers of abstraction to check a string length, or has too much inheritance, or just makes everything into generics for no reason
>the code doesn't really work the way it's supposed to, doesn't think it's that important
>in fact the code working is less important than gorgeous looks and career progression

>>105963512
Are if statements really a bottleneck though?

>>105962571 (OP)
Just highlights how even if you're not indian, it doesn't excuse you from being a shitty coder

Where do I sign up to be an annoying programming "expert" on youtube? Sounds like a pretty easy job if you can stir up some drama!

>>105963406
To his defense, those things aren't boolean they are ints with 3 states
>0 // unknown
>1 // true
>2 // false

so a switch makes sense there

>>105965923
They are only "problematic" if you chain lots of them together. But even then the performance difference should be super minimal and/or optimized by the compiler.

Also, branchless programming is meme unless you are doing something that has to be absurdly performant.

>>105966392
enum {
unknown, true, false
};

Easiest fix in the world. He just likes using magic numbers because they look complicated and that makes him feel smart.

>>105965923
No. Anyone telling you to use if conditions over switch case because it's faster is a beginner.

>>105965922
>thinks complex code is more impressive
This anon hit the nail in the head. Terry talked about idiots admiring complexity. That entire quote describes jeet coding philosophy perfectly. It's not about making clean, functional, readable code. It's about making it complex because that's how you show off your intelligence to other castes and prove you're a "real" developer to Mr. Smith so he grants you that precious H1B visa. It's masturbatory.

>>105962610
>hurr durr everyone sucks
massive cope by lazy retards
There's absolutely no excuse to not get good at something you do professionally for years.
Being a helpless imbecile is nothing to be proud of or joke about

>>105962610
i develop a website with a team.
>We should totally open source this!
don't they realize that we will get hacked instantly if the source code gets out?

>>105965497
I wish there was a programming course on best practices that uses almost entirely jeetcode examples on not what to do.

>>105963168
why did we stop making car interiors like this?

>>105962610
>among us

>>105968306
Because it's expensive as fuck.

>>105963626
He helped make furry avatars and sold them on second life apparently.

>>105968558
he's also allegedly a fag
https://piratesoftware.sucks/summary

>>105968566
His "wife" is a pooner. ftm tranny.

>>105968576
>>105968566
And a furry, wow.

>>105963561
You're supposed to break if chains by returning out of the function.
Am I missing something /c/hads? I can't imagine a situation where I can't break out of an if chain without either return or continue.

>>105963496
yanderedev created a FULL 3d video game with motion capture, voice actors that require some comptent form of managing and a acutally decent soundtrack.

>But the code is shitty as fuck
he still managed to make a product, Most in house game engines are absolute jeetcode and lazyniess. The red engine is a PROUD example of this where with basic ray tracing on comptent cards the frame rate goes as down to 30. Another Great example is Mojang, whose game despite being literal blocks cant run better than the "Worst optimized game of all time yandere sim". If you SAW the source code of in house engines and games you would see just HOW bad it is.


Yanderedev despite being a pedo from the deepest pits of niggerhell is a more talented developer than Toby fox and most indie devs, Making a 3d game by yourself with all these weapons and other shit is impressive.

>>105968566
so he's a furry and a twink fucker, alright. why are we still debating about him then?

>>105962610
Nah bro, the gang of 4 is my bible. I be thinking all day everyday in design patterns

>>105968854
>>105968566
It's insane how easily zoomers fall for obviously mentally ill narcissists

>>105962610
Yes but on g you act like a master coder who never gets anything wrong or you get accused of being a jeet.

>>105963291
>at the time of this writing
Yeah, makes sense there is no live feed on that, how long until overall hits negative?

>>105969792
why such a sharp drop?

>>105969899
review bombing. also the game has been in early access for like 7 or more years.

>>105969899
checked

2 reasons, one being he's a lolcow now and the other is that this game doesn't even have 3 hours of gameplay in almost a decade. 7.5 years in EA and the 1-2 years beforehand. No goals or timelines, updates that change jack shit like fixed a dialog box somewhere.

Both of those together lead to the shit falling off a cliff.

>>105962628
Have you ever worked in a fortune 500 company? The one I worked at had a terminal infestation of jeets, the head of technology having been brought over during the Y2K scare. When he got his green card, he brought his whole village to work there, firing all the Americans. Now they only hire Americans when their jeetcode becomes unmanageable, then get rid of you when things are semi-decent.

>>105970066
Oh this is so cool, now I'm gonna listen to his advice while knowing he's full of bullshit. Love this type o' content.
>>105970480
>Have you ever worked in a fortune 500 company?
Uh... sure! And she had big boobies and we had sex all the time!

>>105962571 (OP)
Lunduke looking rough these days...

>>105962571 (OP)
>writes
Or outsourced..

>>105963539
Neat except for the schizophrenia.

Did I also mention I used to work at Blizzard Entertainment? I'm the first second generation Blizzard employee.

>>105969059
it's easy because a viewer doesn't know anything about these streamers lives so it's so easy for streamers to bullshit about everything. not all zoomies are going to check up on their history, who they are etc. i've known for years about this guy's dangerous lack of skills. many didn't.

>>105963652
>that many views
>this many posts
This hate campaign feels extremely inorganic
I cannot imagine this many people being committed to hating one person

>>105972777
no one likes an arrogant fraud. especially one that eats corporate cock while talking about workers rights and shit

>>105972761
Yeah that's true. I just found him oddly boastful. Like all of his YouTube content was him congratulating himself. But I guess if you've never been burned by a narcissist these things just seem like something an accomplished person would say.

>>105968724
How the fuck would anime/cute know?

>>105963626
He's the first second generation blizzard employee.

>>105963679
the code cave shit was about wow exploits

>>105962625
Being a jeet is being oblivious to your own problem. Just like them being oblivious of their hygene, their code, or lifestyle.

Frauds come in every colour

>>105965996
at youtube.com/register

>>105966392
He only checks for one possible value? It's just an if else.

>>105968812
A game just being 3d is not impressive. Stop suckling his dick, you retard.

>>105963626
He paid some agency to grow his channel and go viral. His shitty clips showed up on my tik tok a few times and I only use that shit to watch half naked asian ladies. He must have paid a pretty penny to promote his slop.
He was pretty popular before the WoW mana fiasco but that was thanks to the agency he paid to promote him. They did a good job so even an insufferable know it all cunt like him could get popular

>>105963291
I have genuine empathy and sympathy for him and few of you will ever understand.
My mother almost called me Thor. That's right, at one point, before my father entered the room I was about to be called Thor on my birth certificate.

Thankfully my father left my mother afterwards, realising that she was clinically insane and was baby crazy.
He was a good man. He didn't deserve this burden.

The man pictured however was not raised by a good man.

>>105972876
>But I guess if you've never been burned by a narcissist these things just seem like something an accomplished person would say.
exactly right, anon. it also gets easier to spot them as they all have similar traits. i've known a few that are just like thor. there's many like him out there.

>>105962628
Thanks for confirming you are a pajeet. WHy aren't there any FOrtune 500 companies in India?

>>105972777
If you had the full context, it would be more clear.
It's been brewing for a while and this guy's narcissism is off the fucking charts, so he essentially just constantly pours gasoline on the flames.
In what sense could it be inorganic anyway? The reality is millions of people watch streams and orders of magnitude more watch youtube shit.
The streams are where the flames get lit, and people have hated this guy for years but he managed to pull off some incredible acting and make millions of dollars bullshitting people.
It's not surprising at all that it comes crashing down as hard as it is.

>>105973116
Normally in this sphere agencies pay talent and get them sponsorships and such, not the other way around. People grow on their own and then the agencies swoop in and arrange ways to take their earnings to the next level.
Do you happen to have any specifics?
I think he just happened to make a good move in producing shorts that worked. But if you have any information I'm interested to learn.

>>105962610
me, you walking turd

>>105962571 (OP)
>>105962610
the antisocial retards on here won't like this basic fact, but it turns out most people, including most whites fall on the middle of the bell curve in every domain
if you're a 50th percentile coder an 80th percentile coder jeet or chink will outperform you and earned their spot above you, I don't make the rules but you are coping if you deny this

>>105962571 (OP)
He uses an AI voice like jeets

>>105963406
This feels like a "the professor told me to add comments to my code to pass the assignment" situation.
Why would you ever describe a switch statement as simple as this?

>>105975304
he needs to because it's the only way he can understand what his hard coded numbers are doing when he should have been using something like enum. if this faggot actually read the manual for gamemaker his life would have been much easier.

The more I think about the “using numbers to index the story array” pattern, the more I wonder if it’s actually as bad of a thing as it’s being memed out to be. It’s often quicker to both read and type out numbers rather than remembering what specific naming scheme you’re using for the 1000th event. There’s also quite a few examples of organization systems using just numbers (e.g. Dewey decimal).
The other thing is if Jason is using split panes to edit story code, it doesn’t exactly require a lot of brainpower to cross reference the numbers with the events since you just keep a pane open with the story events. Or who knows, maybe he’s using a spreadsheet to plan out events?
I haven’t even seen anyone suggest a credible naming system for the event enums.

>>105975607
>I wonder if it’s actually as bad of a thing as it’s being memed out to be.
it's bad design and made the code so unreadable that he needs to make comments on every little thing
>Or who knows, maybe he’s using a spreadsheet to plan out events?
maybe unicorns farting rainbows fly out of my asshole? doesn't appear so.

ITT: Seething neets and helpdesk jeets jealous of a professional developer just because he said some unfortunate realities about a dying and completely unrealistic movement.

Never change, /g/

>>105976510
>professional developer
Hi, Thor. Stop grooming ferrets and finish your fucking game.

>>105974433
oh no no india haters what is this?

>>105963406
The worst part about this is the lack of a dialogue manager to handle all of this. Hardcoded references to dialogue in a fuckhuge array and using comments to navigate it all manually in code is fucking insane.

It may be fine for a game which has just a dozen or so dialogue lines throughout the whole game, but not when you evidently already have at least 304.

A dialogue manager would allow you to write all of this dialogue in whatever format you want (yaml, toml, xls, dedicated dialogue formats, etc), then parse it accordingly and dynamically handling the branching, conditions, etc.

>>105976524
>le non sequitur
No idea what you're on about desu. All this shit is completely irrelevant and dances around the very legitimate questions this guy had about Stop Killing Games being an unrealistic and anti-developer, anti-innovation movement. Just typical socialist gamer shit that may as well be "Why aren't the games free?" that's spiraled so hard that now the EU has to step in and politely say "Erm...no..."

>Why can't developers just flip a switch and make the MMO singleplayer with bots and AI characters?
Tell me you know nothing about video games without telling me you know nothing about video games.

>>105963646
kitboga uploaded a collab and took it down an hour later citing the drama as reason

>>105976573
>make the MMO singleplayer
Just release the server software, corpoid ;)
If some random people can even make WoW servers and shit from scratch, then the big corporation can also make its official server software available to people when they kill the game.

>>105962571 (OP)
>Hi, my name is Thor. I've been in the games industry since 2004. I worked for Blizzard Entertainment, Amazon Games Studios, the United States Department of Energy, and now I own my own studio called Pirate Software. I'm a game developer, a hacker, and a giant nerd

>>105976573
Thor is such a gay name, you have my condolences.

>windozz jeetbabling
>rust
>toy expolits
retard thinks he know how programs work, samefag chimpniggers everywhere

>>105976666
>Just release the server software
Why should the government have the right to compel a corporation into releasing its proprietary server software for all the industry to see? Do you not understand what the consequences of that would be for other MMOs and online games? This is typical FOSS tard shit. Sorry, but Daddy Stallman eats things from his toes, advocated for pedophilia, defended Epstein and doesn't understand how capitalism works. Your revolution isn't happening any day now, sorry.
>If some random people can even make WoW servers and shit from scratch
World of Warcraft is a game from 2004. Runescape is a game from 2001. Everquest is a game from 1999. Notice the pattern here? It is trivial to reverse engineer the server software behind these titles because of their age. Show me private servers for a new release Ubisoft game with Denuvo or FFXIV and maybe you'd have a point.
>>105976672
>>105976701
No argument put forward. Got it.

>>105962571 (OP)
>mana gem

>>105976799
>Why should the government have the right to compel a corporation into releasing its proprietary server software for all the industry to see?
Why should the government have the right to compel a corporation into adding seatbelts into car, remove asbestos from ceiling tiles, or put into place any type of right to repair laws?
Because retards like you think that corpo cock tastes so good that it's better to be fucked by them rather than the government
adapt or die

>>105963406
In most languages switches are compiled to if/else.

>>105962571 (OP)
His code looks AI generated

>>105962610
There are different levels of "dogshit" code. Someone with at least 6 months of experience would be infinitely better than PirateSoftware.

>>105962571 (OP)
This is a tranny

>>105963779
Nice chatjeetpt code and post you got there Rajdeep

>>105977503
Maybe in JeetScript.

>why are you running?!
>I work seven years at Blizzard

https://youtu.be/zdhgz_xrX1s

>>105975304
>simple
bruh

>>105963539
Based but pseud shit and I know because I am you

>narcissist
>lies about his experience
>can't code
>acts as an authority on literally everything
>can't accept people can write his code better
>blames others for his mistakes
>doesn't accept he missed info in the gamemaker manual
>moves the goalposts
>gets mods to ban people in his twitch chat
>game halfway finished and been in development almost as long as star citizen
>looks androgynous

Big Ls at every turn. He seems like the kind of guy to make girlfriends kill themselves through negging and narcissistic comments and just replace them a week later.

>>105976510
>professional developer
lol

Laptop -> Raspberry pi -> Smart Fridge

My game runs on a smart fridge, dude. I don't need to optimize it. It runs at a buttery 20FPS, the human eye can't see past 20FPS anyway.

If you have ever dealt with a narcissist then you would know all this backlash isn't going to do anything. You can tell him he's wrong and he'll dislike you for that, but he won't be able to comprehend why people are telling him that. You look at his code and it's stupid but he has his own internal reasoning for doing it that way. He cares about his internal reasoning more. He already has fame and followers, when people give him shit, he'll block it off because he already has followers as a proof of him doing things right, internally. That's why attacking him in any way shape or form will not do any damage the way you are hoping.

My dad is like this, he is a textbook nacsissist and becuase of him and my mom, I have ASPD. I'm now quite familiar with how narcissist and ASPD reasoning works and I can already predict there is no apology incoming at any time. He has his way to talk out of almost all shit situations which you have seen, he will cheat to achieve his goals and he is entirely ungettable. The best approach would be to just not speak of him, the moment all his subs are gone he'll move on to another thing.

He's jewish

>>105962814
state, observer and middleware are useful all the other ones are AbstractSingletonProxyFactory trash

>>105963406
Legitimately what is wrong with using switch statements like this all over the place for a game like this? It seems there's a fuck ton of state storing variables and using a switch so it's easy to expand if you add more states seems like the correct thing to do.

Pirate is my new favorite lolcow to hear about. I hope he troons out.

>>105978439
You don't need to use a switch statement that a single if statement could do. The switch statement he wrote will only ever do one thing. It's plain old retarded; especially for a 20 year veteran programmer.

>>105963580
how did you get those linq like functions in c++? is it part of the unreal engine library or you written it yourself?

thank fuck i dont have to deal with any of this stupid shit as a javascript dev

>>105978530
SAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR
DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>105978530
he basically is writing his game as if he was writing shitty js tho

>/g/ reveals that it is as dumb as if not dumber than the people it hates

when will the "switch is more performant" meme die

>>105978996
>when will the "switch is more performant" meme die
Uh, nobody here is saying that but ok. Are you OK? Did you forget your meds?

>>105962571 (OP)
He literally looks at assemblies to find code caves and examine the polymorphics. I don't think you are in a position to comment.

>>105962610
then maybe you are a sheetjeet
i am a novice R programmer and it just instictively comes to always better my code

>>105963508
useless abstractions are the idiot admiring complexity though.

>>105966892
Not scaleable to if I wanted to reimplement the game in shell.

>>105978439
because you're embedding the story within the game
what you should do is create some kind of system that reads the content/story from a different file alltogether, not coupled with the engine

>>105978126
You forgot
>Makes his voice lower with a voice modifier

>>105978217
Yeah narcissists have a brain deficiency people don't understand. You can only ignore and avoid them.

>>105963580
Just use a functional language at this point

>>105962571 (OP)
While you nerds are debating drama, I'm learning about the things computers can store in memory https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SKnSbuy13x4&t=4140s

Just got raided into this furry faggot. Someone called him cringe viewbotter and got insta banned, he still read the comment and said "watch this: SEVEN" and the chat became a sea of 7777 spam while he boasted about his very organic community built through EIGHT YEARS
But that's not the flex he thinks it is. Either there's a simple way to make bots spam a specific message you want in chat or the community is braindead obedient zombies not much smarter than a viewbot
TL;DR Total Roach Death

>>105968812
You thinking Minecraft should run fast just because it's a game about blocks disqualifies you from the conversation.

>>105978439
>>105978486
if he uses switch statements for all these story decisions, having consistency and using them even for the trivial cases with only 2 different values makes sense.

>>105980035
>Either there's a simple way to make bots spam a specific message you want in chat
There is.
There's like mutiple levels of viewbots, from non-logged in brower-open-in-VM basic shit, simple logged in ones, logged in ones that will join in on the typical spam(or have a few canned messages), or the more sophisticated ones that can be used with simple LLMs(I doubt many people use these ones due to cost, and if they do it'd only be a handful).

>>105968812
Shill elsewhere Alex, just because there is a new lolcow in town does not mean you are off the hook.

>>105980192
I disagree but if that was his reasoning that would be fine but it isn't. His reasoning always boils down to him being perfect and that he knows better than everyone else. This entire thing he caused by being completely unreasonable.

>>105978508
Filter by predicate is part of unreal, select and where and other linq like functions I wrote myself you can see the code for one of them on my first post

>>105979996
But I need an engine. Besides I like cpp because it’s multi paradigm. Some problems are better handled functionally and some procedurally and some with objects. Sometimes you need expressiveness sometimes you need speed sometimes you just need and if else.

Written by Actually Indians(TM)

>>105963779
>i "studied" meme shit to come up with my niggerlicious implementation of state machines
good for you bro

>>105980129
It does run fast though.