You were just named internet king and can create any rule. How do you make the internet great again?

>mobile internet never progresses past 2G

>>105965524 (OP)
Thanos snap icann

>>105965524 (OP)
pic related, how internet should get segregated
you can access your own zone anonymously
but you need photo id and real name to access other zones
let India Russia Africa China scam each other
let South Americans hue at each other
let Americans yell at each other over Biden and Trump
let European exchange ideas in peace
no more fake news started by foreign bots and foreign social media troll farms

>>105965524 (OP)
>be me
>just crowned internet king
>first decree: no more tracking cookies, zero data harvesting without consent
>force all platforms to offer ad-free, surveillance-free versions
>everyone owns their own data, like digital property rights
>all femboys must visit my DMs

It's probably impossible to do it in a way that was truly anonymous and unfalsifiable, but I feel that if there was some ID that couldn't be faked and which proved that the person sending such image was actually a human being, and not an AI-bot or an Indian, the internet would become so much better. Again, probably impossible, aside from magic-like technology. People are even able to falsify passports and other state-issued documents.

Also, even if it were possible, (((they))) would never want to make this truly anonymous and unfalsifiable for obvious reasons; it would get in the way of state-run psy-ops (since the government wouldn't be able to falsify human activity) and in the way of monitoring people, since it would be truly anonymous.

>>105965599
>It's probably impossible to do it in a way that was truly anonymous and unfalsifiable, but I feel that if there was some ID that couldn't be faked and which proved that the person sending such image was actually a human being, and not an AI-bot or an Indian, the internet would become so much better. Again, probably impossible, aside from magic-like technology. People are even able to falsify passports and other state-issued documents.
as far i know that is being activelly researched in the eu, to verify that you are an adult, but the shit is the same
not that i trust the politicians to implement it properly, much less the diferent police groups

>>105965524 (OP)
India and most of asia, africa and slav countries are now north korea tier when it comes to internet access

>>105965524 (OP)
Ban all third worlders from it, ban smart phones as well just in case they try to use VPN's

>>105965524 (OP)
No big social media apps are allowed. Forums only.

If a device meets ANY of the following criteria:
>mass less than 1kg
>has a built-in display smaller than 11"
>has a built-in touchscreen of any size and does NOT also have a built-in physical keyboard
then it is now illegal for it to have a wireless radio capable of transmitting or receiving at a rate faster than 128kbit/s.

I dunno, something low key like fleecing corpos to use my internet. I'd want commence removed entirely but not in my power

>>105965524 (OP)
No ads, make ISPs be dumb pipes again, everything must run on open interoperable protocols so no walled gardens, ban third world shitholes like Africa and India (especially India), ban tracking make internet privacy laws like HIPAA with real legal consequences for violations,break up the giant social media apps somehow, ban JS and other gay webshittech to be replaced with superior native solutions, make the internet a true free speech zone no more canceling and censorship and shit, declare all the giga-platforms "public squares" with regard to speech, ignore shithole countries whining about the previous if they don't like it they can ban themselves from the net, break up the big tech monopolies too.... Definitely needs more than that but it's a good start.

>>105965817
You know you can just make your own forum, right? It's not forbidden technology.

>>105965524 (OP)
discord shills of any kind get death penalty, with maximum torture before death

>>105965548
Disconnect Zone 4 from the rest of the world

>>105965524 (OP)

I think we’re still on the best timeline for the internet and will look back fondly on the 2020s.

>Firefox and ad blocking still exists
>VPNs are still legal
>Can still go most wherever you want without age/government gating

I like where we’re at.

>>105967041
it can be worse, and you're right that we should appreciate what we still have

>>105965524 (OP)
> goodbye India and Israel

>>105965548
>>105966726
Free trade agreement between Japan and South Korea into Zone 1 and 3 please.

>>105967041
all of this is being destroyed as we speak. we moved too fast, there was no time (and effort) to lay the proper foundations and now that the internet has become arguably the most important channel through which the public can be influenced, they are taking everything away from us that made the it great, one legislation at a time. if you are curious what the future holds, just look at the system in China. the only reason this has not been implemented in the west by now is because you cant have a 911 on your phone or laptop

>>105965524 (OP)
For starters, remove normalfags and politicsfags from internet, after that remove any govt and corpo influence.

Ban all third worlders
Ban all normies
Ban social media aggregation sites, e.g Reddit
Ban smart phone access
Remove censorship

>>105967762
Ban jews.

>>105967762
Just don't allow smartphones
Thridie are too poor for PC/Computer
Normie are tech illiterate to use PC
Hence no social media
Thus censorship are no longer neccesary
ggez

>>105965548
Actually a really great idea, but you you'd need to create a 5th zone with Japan, South Korea, Australia & New Zealand.
These countries are much more alligned with the west, than with the rest of the bunch in zone 4.

>>105967832
Japan and SK should stay in 4th zone

>>105965958
That will make impossible to play online and shitpost on my steam deck and this thing is not normalfag friendly

>>105965524 (OP)
rangeban India/Pakistan/Bangladesh, Southeast Asia, Africa, and Israel

Ban JeetScript and make Java the only legal web scripting language

>>105965548
you glow

>>105965524 (OP)
Boot all large corporations from the Internet, or put excessive and backbreaking taxes on them.
Here, I killed all mainstream social media, payment processors, large streaming services etc. We are back to simple days of small, local forums, message boards, blogs, self-hosted websites etc.
Thank me later, faggot.

>>105965524 (OP)
Only x86 and x86-64 devices have an internet loicense

everything copyleft
enforced full anonymity
thats it

>>105965524 (OP)
>must be fluent in English
>all women are banned
>all normies are banned
>must enter "nigger" every time you want to enter
>all advertisements and advertisers banned

>>105965524 (OP)
Bye bye WWW! We're using Gopher now! Also, we're simplifying the Internet Protocol to remove all the encryption cruft and other nonsense, information is free again! One last point, Intellectual Property isn't a thing online anymore!

>>105965524 (OP)
If I can only apply rules: Ban commercial use of the internet.
If I can administer: I would ban boring, centralized websites. A set of rules cannot be derived to decide when this occurs, so it will have to happen at my whim.

People blame moderation a lot and imagine the problem to be censorship and the answer to be freedom of speech. They're wrong. What's needed is not freedom of speech, It's freedom to be interesting. If you're posting something uninteresting, something we've all seen and heard before, your rights mean nothing. I don't care if it's left wing, right wing, or outright incomprehensible. You can post whatever commu-nazi screed you want so long as it's fun to read, but if it's not fun to read you get the chair. The purpose of the system is to be interesting.

People imagine that the problem with the internet is with the users: It isn't. It's with the websites themselves. Take good forum posters, good imageboard posters, take certifiable geniuses and put them on Twitter and the result will be slop. The solution, then, is to ban twitter, or to interfere with its layout and moderation practices until it becomes interesting. This is a principle you should apply to your own websites: If someone is making the place worse, ban them. You don't need a rule. If someone is really funny, but breaking a rule, let them stick around - unless it would be funnier and more interesting to ban them for a little while.

>>105968029
i like gopher. some anon a while back was running a gopher tor onion service.

>>105967890
>noooo you cant just stop russians from making "Texas online conservative newspaper" on facebook and post ragebait all day long, it's not fair

I spent like 10 minutes thinking and I'm not really sure. I suppose my ideal version of the Internet would be something like Tor, so I guess I'd just allocate a lot of funding to making it more performant and secure and try to get more services and users to move over to it somehow.

I like that out of security and performance concerns, and just as a convention, JavaScript is non-existent or optional on a lot of onion sites. It's not a limitation of Tor, and I wouldn't want it to be, but I'd like to keep some kind of website minimalism going.

>>105965548
>Exchange ideas in peace
Odd, all I ever see you eurocucks do is whinge about America.

>>105969317
your grievances with europe are noted, thank you for expressing them

>>105968058
>If I can only apply rules: Ban commercial use of the internet
based and would solve 99% of problems with the internet

>>105965524 (OP)
>No kids allowed
>Free speech mandatory
>Delete /pol/

>>105965524 (OP)
Every site, forum and sub-community has the same rules as /b/.
Also, no namefaggotry on any social media site.

>>105965548
Add canada to zone 3 and its perfect

>>105967920
>we just go back to MSM TV and radio stations shaping public opinion
No, thanks.

>>105965524 (OP)
BAN NIGGERS

>>105969469
Not him but you guys do spend a lot of time obsessing about our politics. I don't get it, everyone here is so geriatric or so brown that we don't even export culture anymore. Everything now is a rehash of the 60's through the 90's.

>>105965524 (OP)
immediate cloudflare shutdown
no more http/https: only gopher, ftp, telnet, email, usenet and irc.

>>105965524 (OP)
Deglobalize. Cut the routing at the countries borders. It requires to dial a special number to allow packets through another country.
Ban JavaScript and flash.
Create a new protocol and make it hard to setup.
Just go 30 years back and stay there.

No Javascript
No CSS

>>105965524 (OP)
All monetization illegal

>>105965524 (OP)
Hyphanet in every computer.

>>105965524 (OP)
AWS and Microsoft Azure are now broken up. They control at least 75% of the internet. Meta is now broken up. Push federation, make it actually appealing and usable and not look like a rat cave for neckbeards. Make user tracking laws actually have teeth and fine the fuck out of anyone that violates.

>>105965524 (OP)
I remove JavaScript, it doesn't exist anymore and all websites will have to make do without Javascript fuck you

>>105965548
>let European exchange ideas in peace
Muslims aren't peaceful tho

>>105965524 (OP)
I won’t do anything

>>105967945
>vidrel
What am I looking at here?

>>105965548
as an australian, how can you DO this to us? wtf? also where does new zealand go?

>ban any sort of SEO
>ban commercial AI slop
>give everyone a single static IP per household, shared by devices through NAT
>give everyone a free domain for their use, disallow any kind of squatting
>ban megacorps from influencing protocols and standards
>ban megacorps from concentrating global web traffic, if they become too big they get split
>let every country have a tier 1 ISP, decenter the US from internet discourse
>put hard limits into advertising: banner size no more than 2% of screen area, no animations or interaction, no cookies, no personalization, no trackers, no sound, no redirection, no anti-evasion measures
>make all commercial platforms require validation to work: their website must load quickly on rural 3G connections and may not contain over 1 MB of READABLE JavaScript.
>ban short form video
>ban any form of region locking or DRM
>establish global neutral zones for data archival, protect with political agreements
>disallow shadowbanning and deplatforming from platforms, make platforms liable as public spaces
>ban trannies and anyone with less than 110 IQ from commenting or chatting
>break up FAGMAN and spread through the world
>in the case of google, separate android, chromium and youtube and sell parts to different countries
>enforce federated services and make a global alliance against vendor lock-in
>contain india, pakistan and bangladesh within their own intranet, reevaluate freeing them in 2120
>make repairability and unlockable bootloaders mandatory everywhere
>ban trannies on sight for any reason at all

>>105967832
>>105967843
You will never be Japanese

>>105972965
>he doesnt know
Nikke cosplay. Nikke is a mobile gacha game, the best one of them all imo, but still a gacha game.
vid rel is a literal in game clip

>>105973058
Actually playing gacha is incredibly retarded in my opinion, but the character design can be nice to look at.
What I'm asking is how/why is she vibrating like that? Is she sitting/standing on a vibrating plate?

>>105965548
I want japs and koreans.

>>105965524 (OP)
all data must be encrypted locally prior to transmission to a server

>>105973143
yeah one of those "fitness" things, the Nikkes shoot robots and you watch them do it from behind, their butts jiggle as they shoot, its all part of the charm and the meme of the game.

youtu.be/nl-b1PBsgbE?si=j6F7DHKYbZ63Gb0Y

>>105965548
Jeets need to be totally contained in their own jeetnet where they can do the sneedful, east asians don't deserve to be in the same zone as them lol

>>105965524 (OP)
ban phoneposters

>>105973265
You'd have to be such a sumbass to pay money or spend time on this shit. God damn I hate gambling.

All women 7/10 or higher must send me nudes and then let me rape them

>>105965524 (OP)
permaban every single frogposter
permaban every single "KEK" spamming retard

>>105965958
Why do you hate my nokia n900 maid computer? I can even draw the Hatsunoid Migu on it, look.
It's free les- i mean debian software and shit. Did you know I had to copy your post number and add the >> manually because I have no JS here? yeah.

>>105966142
>real free speech zone
>but ban half the world

>>105965524 (OP)
I would delete the internet. It had a good run but we've had enough, it's time to move on

>>105973037
take my updoot fellow redditor

>>105973004
oceania should be its' own circle kplzthx
>where does new zealand go?
nobody seems to know people live here
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omission_of_New_Zealand_from_maps

>>105966232
Yeah, but people don't use them like they used to. The internet was a complete different place when forums were your only choice. Now people use Facebook groups, Reddit, and Discord to congregate for their niche interests. When I was a kid, there were 3-10 vibrant and active forums at any given time for any niche interest you had, whether it was gay Harry Potter fanfiction, detailed instructions on how to use chaos vampire blood magick to steal large amounts of psychic energy during church services using the power of thought, or serial killer crime scene photos, every topic imaginable had several active forums and countless bad (but occasionally fun or informative) info web sites on Angelfire. I want that back, too.

>>105965524 (OP)
No more cloudflare.

>>105965548
Move Canada out of zone 1.
I don't want to be trapped here with you.

>>105965524 (OP)
> Range ban India.
> Ban selfies
> Ban videos
> Remove all javascript

>>105965548
zone 2 & 4 = fun
zone 1 & 3 = no fun allowed

>>105965524 (OP)
>How do you make the internet great again?
Prohibit anyone from making any money out of it.
This will filter all the jews, indians and cellphoe normalfags because their shitty slop platform will go bankrupt without ads and cancer to sustain them.

Ban minors, "social" medias, advertising and banks.
You'll need a internet passport for letting your packets cross continents lines.
Sunsets IPv4, everyone has a static IPv6 /48 subnet.
Close down ICANN, domains are decentralised with the exception of ccTLDs which are managed by the respective country. CIDRs are decentrally assigned with a FCFS approach, only 1 new request per month, needs to be approved by at least 50 % of ASNs. Rogue ASNs gets booted off the internet for 1 month.

>>105965524 (OP)
Delete the entire internet.

>>105965548
All you really need is to isolate the jeets and 99% of your problems are gone

>>105965524 (OP)
Ban anyone under the age of 18 and Indians, Chinese and Russians

>>105965524 (OP)
Remove internet browsers from smartphones.
They can keep their internet connectivity but you can only access normgroid sites through their apps.
I'd also push for a huge social stigma against the use of home computers or laptops to further keep dipshits and women away.

>>105974978
>their shitty slop platform will go bankrupt without ads and cancer to sustain them.
like 4chan

>>105968058
>People blame moderation a lot and imagine the problem to be censorship and the answer to be freedom of speech. They're wrong. What's needed is not freedom of speech, It's freedom to be interesting. If you're posting something uninteresting, something we've all seen and heard before, your rights mean nothing. I don't care if it's left wing, right wing, or outright incomprehensible. You can post whatever commu-nazi screed you want so long as it's fun to read, but if it's not fun to read you get the chair. The purpose of the system is to be interesting.

You just invented the Youtube system of content curtailing.
It sucks.

>>105965524 (OP)
route all the internet to my computer where the only website active is my own.
the website format will be like 4niggercuck but everyone must start every post with "gracious internet king" and only then write whatever, also everyone ISP creds will be automatically forward as the username and other properties, everyone will identify themselves except me.
no one can say anything bad about me or make any form of criticism about my great website and if you do your username will be modified to "small nigger cock" and everyone will hate you
hail the internet king

>>105973037
good rules

>>105977312
Maybe your slaves will dox you and rape you, chud.