Thread 105966069 - /g/ [Archived: 200 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:03:56 PM No.105966069
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has any /g/ related brand committed sudoku like this?
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:05:32 PM No.105966075
>>105966069 (OP)
Apple markets to zesty niggers all the time
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:22:08 PM No.105966209
i feel like the moodboard for this rebrand was almost entirely midjourney gens
Replies: >>105966629 >>105979436 >>105980208
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:13:05 PM No.105966629
>>105966209
Nah, its because that company was taken over by jeets who thought all wypipo liked this shit since their media always push this kind of shit.
Its like a brit taking over some jeet company and then tries to rebrand it with tunak tunak visual aesthetics or take over a temple and do item dances there like in average bollywood movie because they think every jeet is a punjabi or everything there is as degenerate as bollywood.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:21:11 PM No.105966681
>>105966069 (OP)
Ugh: that picture.
Remember when advertisements used to have people in them that were better looking than the average person? Nowadays it seems to be a contest to see who can show the ugliest, if not downright deformed, people.
Replies: >>105970833 >>105973494
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:24:09 PM No.105966703
>>105966069 (OP)
Holy shit, I knew Brits were retards, but they were replaced by something even worse
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:25:54 PM No.105966717
Anyway, GNOME was good, but then they start making changes in sake of making changes and it went downhill really fast
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:26:14 PM No.105966721
>>105966069 (OP)
nah in tech what usually kills it is the brand being literally a scam that doesn't work not just branding suicide that these car clowns did
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:04:12 PM No.105968527
hold-my-queer
hold-my-queer
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>>105966069 (OP)
"hold my beer"
Replies: >>105973437
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:05:58 PM No.105968541
>>105966069 (OP)
They're just ready for the cyberpunk future. Are you?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:06:48 PM No.105968549
I like his afro with the square cut...
Replies: >>105969107
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:21:21 PM No.105969107
the_it_crowd
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>>105968549
Copy nothing, bravo nu-jaguar
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:11:44 PM No.105970833
occupation and humiliation
occupation and humiliation
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>>105966681
Replies: >>105974639 >>105975680
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:09:17 AM No.105971948
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Chuds are obsessed
This ad aired almost a year ago
Are you still hung up on the bud light tranny too?
Literally still getting mad about advertisements while the fucking president is blackmailed by mossad
Replies: >>105973479
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:05:56 AM No.105972479
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>>105966069 (OP)
Personally I'll never buy Logitech given they're the most stereotypical globohomo company
In the George Floyd (pbuh) Era they spend money on trying to get rich black people to copyright their stupid tiktok dances
I'm not paying for that, I'll be Chinese it's better anyway these days
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:22:55 AM No.105972615
>>105966069 (OP)
didnt they lost like 98% of sales?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:51:40 AM No.105972897
>>105972479
pee bruh
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:18:28 AM No.105973437
>>105968527
isn't american bear bad in general? i would expect a brand that does not care about quality to be trans friendly. i mean i get your point that this was bad advertisement, but did the customer base needed to wait so long to start looking for a replacement?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:26:02 AM No.105973479
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>>105971948
not american, but the posts are on point: instead of making ads for normies with some rather lame AI slop, that will not hurt the brand these advertisers lost money to the brand.

if i were to make an advertisement for 4chan I would have a lot of pictures of young men browsing memes at their computer and the advert will be just jumps of different memes - like a fast slighshow. the slogan will be some shit like " From "Advice Dog" to "Pepe" – we started it all. " and it will not include the word "nigger" or "NHH" even if i want to include it. Anons will hate it but tolerate it. We may get users... normies... but still. A net positive.

Instead these fucks - market departments people will make an advert for 4chan featuring only trans and black women. It will have a slogan of "punch a nazi online!!" and the horror that will be displayed on the screen is too much to bare. Noone here will like it. It will not get new users... it will be a disaster.

One must know his target audience when making ads.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:29:00 AM No.105973494
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>>105966681
They hate beauty. Despise it.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:32:26 AM No.105973520
Hailuo_Video_Make me an advertisement for a_403513567635746824_thumb.jpg
>>105973479
something like this I can generate and just needs a few slights of text moving animations and is ready to ship for a wider audience as an advertisement of 4chan
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:40:19 AM No.105973573
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>>105966629
owned by jeets and i believe the ceo is french. the british ruling class are yet to realize that everyone else in europe hates them and wants them dead. it's kinda funny actually.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:11:34 AM No.105973757
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I think the fact that the new cars are electric washing machines may have something to do with the drop in sales, besides the ad
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:12:58 AM No.105973770
>>105966069 (OP)
Wtf were they thinking
Replies: >>105973831
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:21:32 AM No.105973831
>>105973770
reddit said everyone liked and worshiped faggots
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:30:39 AM No.105973895
>>105973757
Holy fuck that thing is ugly

What happened to Jaguars being beautiful?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:41:57 AM No.105973963
>>105973895
>What happened to Jaguars being beautiful?
faggots.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:50:08 AM No.105974023
>>105973757
they can only be an improvement really, jaguar has been notorious for extremely unreliable vehicles that aged like milk, even for the luxury car market.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:57:36 AM No.105974076
>>105966069 (OP)
>product is out of fashion
>do a drastic rebrand
>"fans" suddenly outraged
>rebrand again but return to old one
>now your brand becomes noticeable again
Isn't this just marketing strategy?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:59:32 AM No.105974088
>>105974076
>this is why this absolutely retarded move is actually 4d chess
that only happens in anime and tv shows
Replies: >>105974731
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:24:18 AM No.105974213
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controversial decision, I'm buying one of these, just to annoy cunts:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3d_xjgCJgI
Replies: >>105974541 >>105974762
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:34:43 AM No.105974272
>>105973757
I actually like the look, but will never buy a jaguar. Im still sticking with my 2018 MB, nothing will top it for a while.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:33:44 AM No.105974541
>>105973757
>I think the fact that the new cars are electric washing machines may have something to do with the drop in sales
There isn't a drop in sales. There are no sales. They stopped making cars altogether during the rebrand. This is very possibly the death of Jaguar, given all the other luxury brands are having trouble selling their EVs.
>>105974213
Last I heard they were planning to position themselves in the ultra luxury segment. So you'd better be ready to drop a couple hundred thousand dollars to spite people who don't care that you exist.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:55:20 AM No.105974639
>>105970833
>public debate is debating why you're the problem
true
and with bots, 99% of the adjacent voices someone hears will just be pushing whatever narrative someone is willing to pay for
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:57:57 AM No.105974652
>>105974541
Yeah, they wanted (apparently) not be selling old+new types at the same time, so wound down the entire old range while they were prototyping the new. I mean obv. that advert was/is annoying dogshit and all, but I do kind of get what they are trying to do, more I look into it.
>could be the death of jaguar
maybe, but I kind of respect the 'going all out on reinvention' balls of it. They are claiming about 4,000 cars per month as ideal target. Tesla sells about double that just in Europe and that's after Musks misdeeds, it's possibly achievable. And desu, they were probably going nowhere otherwise anyway.
>better be ready to drop a few hundred thou to spite people who don't care that you exist
oh, they'll care when they see me in that ;)
In a different life, did drive BMW7's, which >>105973757 is supposedly competition for. Price, at that level, is just a tax write off.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:13:26 AM No.105974731
>>105974088
This
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:16:29 AM No.105974753
>>105974541
They own land rover, and that's still selling well so they won't die unfortunately.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:18:12 AM No.105974762
>>105974213
its never going to be produced but sure thing broke troon
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:29:44 AM No.105975490
>>105974541
>planning to position themselves in the ultra luxury segment.
>planning
do you know nothing about this car company or were you born yesterday? these cars were never for poor people, at least not new anyway.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:33:58 AM No.105975522
>>105966069 (OP)
This is what an empire in its last death throes looks like
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:41:41 AM No.105975572
>>105966069 (OP)
>Are you sure this will help us sell cars?
>Cars?
s0ychan
7/21/2025, 9:59:16 AM No.105975680
>>105970833
MEDS
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:05:14 AM No.105975711
Jaguar_Land_Rover_press_conference,_2014_Paris_Motor_Show_52_(cropped)
My boss has had one for a few years and it's pretty good, reliable too, what's the usecase for discarding everything and doing a completely different thing?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:00:52 PM No.105976264
>>105975711
>what's the use..
stops you becoming Apple
or some similar moribund dog turd shell of your former self.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:44:32 PM No.105976874
>>105973757
Shit looks like an audi knock-off. lmao
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:51:19 PM No.105976912
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>>105966629
>tunak tunak visual aesthetics
>take over a temple
>item dances
only a jeet would know what any of that is
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:05:56 PM No.105976999
>>105966629
Are you saying it wouldn't work? The only news of inner india i've seen the last few years was that rich kid's mega marriage and everything there was tanuk tanuk aesthetics. Take a look in the mirror.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:18:23 PM No.105977089
>>105966069 (OP)
Look like a bunch of Dune extras.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:33:47 PM No.105977182
>>105976912
>>tunak tunak visual aesthetics
>only a jeet would know what any of that is
>t. born in 2006
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:57:55 PM No.105977753
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>>105966069 (OP)
Threadly reminder that the man behind this was Raw Dong Lover
Replies: >>105978503
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:32:28 PM No.105978004
techlogos
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>>105966069 (OP)
Generic logo typeface strikes again
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:32:42 PM No.105978464
>>105976999
>wait, you telling me you don't like infinite niggers and trannyfaggots? but thats not what bill gates and soros and hollyjews funded by them tells me. look in the mirror you faggot.
Replies: >>105980130
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:34:48 PM No.105978487
>>105973757
I kinda dig this design to be quite honest with you family member
reminds me of the 90s batman animation
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:36:26 PM No.105978503
>>105977753
lmao wtf
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:57:20 PM No.105979364
rich versus richer
rich versus richer
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>>105975490
>do you know nothing about this car company or were you born yesterday?
Only Indians are so confidently wrong. Which is weird because you own JLR.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:03:31 PM No.105979421
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>copy nothing
>make a kitsch 1960s ad
>remake a bentley phantom
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:05:01 PM No.105979436
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>>105966209
What in the goddamned fuck did you just say.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:14:15 PM No.105980130
>>105978464
You'd have half a point if we didn't just witness Bezos' marriage.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:24:43 PM No.105980208
>>105966209
>i feel like the moodboard for this rebrand was almost entirely midjourney gens
Worse, Indians. Jaguar is no longer a British company anymore
Replies: >>105980297
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:33:33 PM No.105980297
>>105980208
We have entered the Poo Age in this year of the Kali Yuga.