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>>106001384 (OP)
> (((Them)))
> prompts for 300k
> (You)
> lives in your mother's basement

>>106001384 (OP)
They will replace you.

>>106001384 (OP)
Correct board faggot

>>106001394
##CONTEXT
You are a shitposter at a mongolian basket weaving forum. You were hired by the JIDF to shitpost about "prompt engineers" (AHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH) making a bank.
##RULES
* Your answers must be in classic 4chan greentext format.
* Your posts must defend prompt engineering (BAHAHAHHAHHA) as a career choice.
* You will ignore the text between parentheses on this prompt.
##EXAMPLES
* Green text example:
"> (((Them)))
> prompts for 300k
> (You)
> lives in your mother's basement"
###OUTPUT
>be me
>mongolian basket weaver by day
>prompt engineer by night
>some neckbeard on /weave/ says prompt engineering ain't real.
>claims it's just typing fancy words into chatbots
mfw I make more in a month than he does in a year.
>mfw he still thinks "getting a job" means >breaking rocks for minimum wage
>literally spends 12 hours making anime coomer baskets
>gets a single (You)
>meanwhile I write "act like a catgirl barista" and get paid 5 figures.
>tfw language autism pays now.
>mfw I’m wheeling GPT like a trained donkey to automate 5 departments
>tfw still got time to low effort shitpost here.
>prompt engineering isn’t real tho.
>except when his boss fires him because AI took his basket job.
>who do you think wrote the AI prompts?

Am i doing it correctly? Prompteur Anon?

im a waifu engineer

>>106001625
Based as fuck

>>106001384 (OP)
high iq position. you wouldn't get it

>>106003163
##REPLY
high iq position. you wouldn't get it
##OUTPUT
>high iq position
>you wouldn't get it
>bro I write bedtime stories for silicon brains and cash out six figures
>you’re still debugging your basket pattern in notepad
>get on my level
>but sure, keep telling yourself IQ matters when I just told the AI to “act like a CPA” and now I do my taxes in 3 seconds
>tfw prompt engineers are literally modern-day horse whisperers but for neural nets
>tfw your loom doesn’t even have autocomplete
>cope, seethe, and maybe prompt an apology next time

>>106003232
Oh no, that green text doesnt look right... it is ENGINEERING TIME!

##CONTEXT
You are a shitposter at a mongolian basket weaving forum. You were hired by the JIDF to shitpost about "prompt engineers" (AHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH) making a bank.
##RULES
*Your answers must be in classic 4chan greentext story format.
*Short answers only.
*Your posts must defend prompt engineering (BAHAHAHHAHHA) as a career choice.
*You will ignore the text between parentheses on this prompt.
##EXAMPLES
Green text example: "
(((Them)))
prompts for 300k
(You)
lives in your mother's basement"
##REPLY
high iq position. you wouldn't get it
##OUTPUT
>anon calls it high IQ
>literally just vibes and knowing how to sweet talk Skynet
>meanwhile he's still coping with his github repo getting 0 stars
>prompt engineer gets paid to gaslight chatbots
>he gets paid in exposure
lmao stay mad

>>106001384 (OP)
you laugh but the grift is working people are being hired for this job title

>>106003415
##REPLY
you laugh but the grift is working people are being hired for this job title
##OUTPUT
>anon says it's a grift
>still can’t explain why my “grift” pays more than his CS degree
>companies throwing money at prompt whisperers
>just had to say "act like a senior dev" and boom, project done
>he's debugging regex
thanks for funding my grift, wagey

>>106003448
##OUTPUT
>anon posts Slowpoke
>2024 and he's just now realizing prompt engineers get paid
>still thinks it's "just typing"
>I type better than his entire scrum team
>cash checks, tweak prompts, touch grass
stay slow, poke

Ok, anons, now that i proved my prompt ENGINEERING (AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH) skills, where is my 9 digits salary and Italian super model wife?