Why is he like this?

>>106003273 (OP)
Why is he using AI slop on the right?

>>106003273 (OP)
If a robo waifu delivers my food it will be uneatable since I will cum all over the entire plaza

>>106003300
Extra protein

>>106003273 (OP)
MARS SOON SIRS ICANT WAIT

>>106003294
>on the right
Are you blind?

>>106003273 (OP)
Elon's a fag but that is a smart move.

>>106003273 (OP)
Why is he so good at finding solutions to non-problems? Idk

>>106003399
What do you mean?

>>106003273 (OP)
Dude on the right has a very flexible neck

>>106003502
Who brings your food to your car then? Or do you do it yourself like some kind of poorfag?

>>106003273 (OP)
Niggers will ruin this too.

>>106003273 (OP)
try to visualize how that guys torso is positioned for his head to be there

>>106003273 (OP)
saars .. real life iron man

SAARS stop cherry of the picking bloody basterd

Why the duck would anyone want the right over the left, literally
>soul
>soulless

>>106003936
OMG LIVING IN THE FUTURE
Also, as the owner of a company developing humanoid robots, Elon obviously wants it because it would make him money.

>>106003936
Slavery isn't legal anymore so you can't own the left

I redeemed the Pixel 6a in white, hopefully it arrives by the weekend.
I held one at work and it's very nice to hold. The weight distribution and shape makes it actually easy to use one-handed.

>>106003273 (OP)
I would pay extra for the server to be a young white human female
I don't want to fuck Optimus

>>106003998
True but i was talking about the general populace who doesnt profit from it, i wish LIVING IN THE FUTURE didn’t have to be so gey

>>106003273 (OP)
He got mindbroken by his dad. Elon's dad fucked Elon's stepsister.

>>106003273 (OP)
Can he give it a cute body too
preferably with a tail and cat ears

>>106003273 (OP)
Great, I'll full self drive over in my Tesla on Mars to get one right away!

>>106005013
>kerfur omega waitress

>>106003273 (OP)
He always spouts endless shite like this on days when Actual Results Concerning Eloncos get released. Because unlike his endless drivel, actuality is always way less rosy for the lying fat bastard and the multitudes of schmuck investors he's busy fleecing.

>>106003273 (OP)
i want to fuck optimus

>>106005631
give it a built in fleshlight.

>>106005595
There are a lot of others that think like you on /leftypol/dot/org. You can go there to have your mental breakdowns about Elon.

>>106005637
yeah, you can betatest the FSD add-on.
JUST let us know where to send the flowers.

>>106003273 (OP)
every optimus will be remotely controlled by a pajeet

>>106005645
Yes, I must be a leftist because Musk is the biggest '2 Weeks!' P.T. Barnum that ever lied their fucking teeth through existence, mustn't I?

>>106005670
Yeah, again, you are free to join your comrades on /leftypol/dot/org and you can circle jerk all you want with your Elon spam.

>>106005652
i'm waiting until they finally make sex bots. i can't wait for the day to finally have something that will love me. i don't care if its a bot. its better than the emptiness and loneliness i have now.

>>106005680
>My Elonspam

>>106003273 (OP)
Quit bitching you'll be voting for his party in two years because the alternative will be MAGA.

>>106003273 (OP)
>next year
Wasn't his true "full self-driving" also a "next year" thing multiple times a row?
Is "next year" the new "two more weeks"?

>instead of pleasant in shape girls giving you your food here's this appliance robot
>food costs 3 times as much as when a real girl did it and contains manufacturing waste
our ruling class fucking sucks

>>106004127
um are you saying you are for robot slavery
robots have rights too

>>106005746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cFTlx68itk

>>106003294
Because he can’t show the real thing, his robot can’t do it yet

>>106004133
nice are you gonna install a custom rom?

>>106003599
idk I can cook my own food

>>106007450
He's lied so much that no one even cares anymore. Remember using your Tesla as a taxi? The Roadster? FSD? That shitty Hyperloop™? Living on Mars? The Semi™? And worst of all lying about being good at Path of Exile 2.

>>106003273 (OP)
why are YOU like this? posting some random non-technology twatter post and asking for comments?

>>106007632
sir please understand india internet not very reliable

>GOOD EVENING SIR.
>I AM WAGEBOT 6000 I HAVE BROUGHT YOUR MEAL.
>PLEASE LOGIN WITH YOUR GOVERNMENT DRILLED IN BRAIN CHIP IMPLANT TO VERIFY YOUR IDENTITY

>>106003273 (OP)
Next year is the new two weeks.

>>106007632
Elon should go back to his original idea of a man in a robot costume. Plenty of small frame pajeets available for the task.

>>106007632
That's so fucking slow.

man-child.

>>106003722
>will ruin
>implying

>>106003722
>increases in robot theft from not being chained down
Probably

>>106004133
Very cool, Vikramjit!

>>106008079
Yes but it doesn't need toilet breaks and won't join or form a union

>>106008420
>Yes but it doesn't need toilet breaks
In the case of serving popcorn, that doesn't help.
Being able to operate 24/7 without a break isn't going to make the queue move faster at the concession stand.

>>106003273 (OP)
Becayse 2077 is 52 years ayway and he will be dead buy then. fags just coping because he can't upload his brain to a RTX 5090

>>106007522
i dunno

If given the option, why wouldn't he.

>>106005710
Elon wants to give us catgirls. I can’t believe he sounds like if you give a random channer billions of money.

>>106008547
>Several years ago, I promised..
If a promise is a comfort to a fool, a Musk promise must be Manna fo' Tards.

>>106008547
>and they are coming in robot form
Another broken promise.

>>106008547
Why is Elon such a retard at communicating?

make her look like 2B

>>106008743
we're into 9S in this board

>>106008717
To convince you that he's le quirky autism dude. There's nothing harmful about le quirky autism dudes therefore Elon is harmless. He's just a bit quirky, like all of us.

>>106003273 (OP)
Antihuman.
Removing basic human agency isn't pro-human.

>>106008547
>Elon wants to give us catgirls.
no its just his new thing to lie about to attract the youth kek

He understands that AI girlfriends are the next trillion dollar industry and he wants to make money

Guys, not feeling good about my Tesla stock. Why is he diversifying into fast food restaurants?

>>106003273 (OP)
This is the price women pay for rejecting him whwn he wasn't rich. No tears now, it's the future they chose.