Thread 106011153 - /g/ [Archived: 14 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:54:47 PM No.106011153
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>the whitest man programming language who valuates his development time but also the execution time
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:04:21 PM No.106011236
C programming language
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:08:19 PM No.106011271
>>106011153 (OP)
Kotlin is whiter
Replies: >>106011440 >>106019881
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:13:32 PM No.106011333
>>106011153 (OP)
yeah but did you create the factory to implement the interface that defines that opinion?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:14:41 PM No.106011348
SAAR thread
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:19:53 PM No.106011412
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>>106011153 (OP)
combine it with White Man's backend toolkit and you have bread on the table
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:22:16 PM No.106011440
>>106011271
/thread
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:37:27 PM No.106011602
java
java
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>>106011153 (OP)
It's hard to like java
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:39:07 PM No.106011631
>>106011153 (OP)
Java's syntax is garbage but it's at least reliable and it runs on anything.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:41:52 PM No.106011667
>>106011602
Since Java 25, it's now

void main() {
IO.println("Hello, World!");
}

https://openjdk.org/jeps/512
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:43:01 PM No.106011679
>>106011153 (OP)
>Java
>White man
Lmfao
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:43:48 PM No.106011686
Java is the dalit slave labor we use to power white people languages (scala clojure etc)
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:51:58 PM No.106011761
>>106011602
what are the highlights for?
words you don't understand?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:55:58 PM No.106011797
what's the niggerest language
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:59:01 PM No.106011821
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>>106011602
>a-are these... h-hecking method modifiers!?
>gotta tell my wifes boyfriend about this
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:00:30 PM No.106011830
>>106011797
python
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:00:39 PM No.106011833
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>>106011797
python for sure
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:02:04 PM No.106011847
>>106011153 (OP)
Being forced to use it at work with architecture of prime oop days I want to kms everyday, especially seeing how good and nice u could have it with the newest versions, if only these useless cargo cult mentalities werent so ingrained
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:08:22 PM No.106011899
I'm studying Java/Spring because I don't know how else to get a job with programming. It seems like the easiest path (and I'm still struggling)
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:10:59 PM No.106011930
>>106011899
>It seems like the easiest path
GEEEEG

times when just knowing java + spring only was enough are long gone. Now you need all kinds of shit, AWS, Elastic, and Kafka are mandatory
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:12:26 PM No.106011946
>>106011930
Reading a summary and knowing some basics is probably enough for the interview, each companies have their horrendous way to package then anyway
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:13:54 PM No.106011957
>>106011946
gl with that you dumb nigger
Replies: >>106012000
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:17:29 PM No.106012000
>>106011957
Must be fun being miserable everyday, not even the guy (you) originally answered too
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:21:29 PM No.106012039
>>106012000
at least I'm White unlike you or him
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:20:18 PM No.106012671
>>106011667
That looks more sensible, guess i will give it a read.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:29:20 PM No.106013375
>>106011153 (OP)
It has a godly tier GC in use. Seriously good.
Apart from that, things are usually best when you try to avoid the most blatant Patternitis. Fortunately, you can do that quite a lot now.
It's also pretty good that you've now got sum types and pattern destructuring.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:51:17 PM No.106013583
>>106011153 (OP)
Consider that C is the foundation of everything good and efficient in the computer world, and much like whites, they're desperately trying to replace C with inferior alternatives.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:52:55 PM No.106013596
>>106011153 (OP)
>valuates
nice try durgasoft, im not buying your course
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:17:02 AM No.106013838
>>106011236
fpbp, C components with C++ for the front-end for your coworkers who aren't autists.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:59:27 AM No.106016054
>>106011930
used this at my internship, thought it was lame but i got a job using it in a huge company after that
i got asked simple questions like what are some springboot annotations lol, what is mvc and DSA like what is the output of this merge sort on linked list lmfao
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:48:37 AM No.106017630
>>106011667
wtf i love java now
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:58:01 AM No.106017689
i will never not think pure oop languages have the ugliest entry point, but they are very pragmatic and the jvm has 30 years of industry development. at least it isnt python.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:03:46 AM No.106017713
>>106011153 (OP)

Hi, Pajeet. How it's been going?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:25:18 AM No.106017806
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>>106011153 (OP)
PHP is the white manโ€™s choice.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:38:42 AM No.106017871
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>not Clojure
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:25:50 PM No.106019195
>>106011153 (OP)
Java is in Indonesia. duh
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:28:54 PM No.106019214
>>106011153 (OP)
>he doesn't know about the master of Java, the weapon of Durgasoft.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:59:18 PM No.106019831
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>>106011899
Its still probably the best route. I did a bootcamp for Java/Springboot and got a GovCon job last December, (My boss got a bunch of contracts under trump and poached others other contractors). The market is kinda fucked right now, maybe it will recover in a year or 2. Better to have faith, good luck brother.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:06:49 PM No.106019881
>>106011236
C is just worse than C++ which already sucks.

>>106011271
Kotlin is Java with tranny zoombrained syntax.

>>106011602
>nooooooooo i dont understand programming so jaba le bad
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:13:53 PM No.106019931
>>106019881
>three shitty takes in one post
Impressive
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:18:17 PM No.106019967
>>106019931
Cope harder gojeet
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:20:58 PM No.106019986
>>106019881
Its wouldn't bee 4chan without a raving retard.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:21:44 PM No.106019994
>>106019986
ok esl jeet
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:42:16 PM No.106020139
>>106019994
>complains about an extra letter from a fat finger while not know how a fucking comma works.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:33:13 PM No.106020596
>>106020139
>Its wouldn't bee
Cope harder jeet.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:37:40 PM No.106020645
>>106019881
>Kotlin is Java with tranny zoombrained syntax.
Fully agree. I work in Kotlin full time and I miss Java at this point. It feels like JeetBrains tried to throw so many features that it's hard to know what the code does sometimes.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:59:45 PM No.106020834
>>106020645
Congrats on being retarded. What exactly do you even miss about Java?
>oh no I hate writing concise and readable code!!!
>so many features
Which Java is steadily copying because they're so good.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:19:14 PM No.106021004
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:24:22 PM No.106021057
>>106011667
How many years before package management isn't XML or a bash/cmd script that downloads the package manager version you want which then runs as a daemon?
How many years before it's no longer copy-pasting package names and versions and instead you are able to add/remove via a single command?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:25:20 PM No.106021066
>>106011153 (OP)
it's just C but gay
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:28:19 PM No.106021101
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>>106020645
>use Kotlin in project
>95% of code is still in Java because Kotlin sucks ass
JeetBrains existence
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:33:40 PM No.106021167
http://harmful.cat-v.org/software/OO_programming/
from suckless.org
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:56:55 PM No.106021431
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>>106021167
>read this post by neckbeard freetard virgins bro
>they made some freetard software that nobody gives a fuck about
>so yeah, this totally disqualifies proven software engineering standards o algo
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:48:01 PM No.106022087
>>106013838
c++ (the components which are not just plain C) is incomprehensible gibberish and you should not be touching a computer if you think it has any value whatsoever
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:06:58 PM No.106022391
>>106017871
This shows that when you're writing code that delivers business value instead of metaprogramming codegolf tier cringefest all programming languages end up looking the same
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:39:39 PM No.106022967
>>106011412
i just started using it
its alright but the console junk is inexcusable
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:15:32 PM No.106023482
>>106022391
Clojure is a very productive Lisp. immutable data structures by default prevent many bugs. they allow for transactional memory (like databases) without any locking mechanisms needed. HoneySQL allows for your SQL queries to be data structures that can be trivially nested or programmatically assembled. any Java functionalioty or lib may be trivially called right from Clojure for when you want to get imperative (and type hinting can be done for very close to native Java performance).
and yes, when you want to make your life far easier with a little macro, that is easily possible too.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:16:51 PM No.106023499
>>106011602
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:41:05 PM No.106023845
>>106022967
>console junk
what?