The absurd luck of being a human at this time - /g/ (#106011434) [Archived: 111 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:21:37 PM No.106011434
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You were born as a human. The highest species on planet earth. There are 8.7 million other species of plants or animals you could have been born as. But you weren't. You were born as the apex organism.

There have been 10,000-15,000 generations of humans born on planet earth, and you arrived just in time for the singularity.

You were also the winner of at least 40,000,000 sperm that tried to get to an egg.

The odds are astronomical. You won the lottery. So enjoy the show, no matter what happens.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:22:50 PM No.106011447
define no matter what happens
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:23:11 PM No.106011454
>>106011434 (OP)
buy an ad, retard
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:00:39 PM No.106011832
>>106011434 (OP)
Oh look, the troll farm faggot is so desperate to demoralize someone, anyone he's resorting to bargaining, like a fucking alcoholic.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:00:13 AM No.106013666
>>106011434 (OP)
Can GPT5 code me a comfyUI working with my AMD card without spending 3 life time troubleshooting it?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:02:35 AM No.106013691
born just in time to invent the torture nexus
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:12:39 AM No.106013771
Don't care.

Ayy lyrians already have self constructing ships with sentient AI, healing stations and they live to 1000+ and its optional because they are 5D density lighter beings.

Being a human fucking sucks, worse being an aware human also sucks.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:22:03 AM No.106013890
>>106011434 (OP)
>just because something is statistically unlikely it means it's good
idiot
enjoy your heart cancer
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:24:22 AM No.106013918
>>106011434 (OP)
That's not how it works. We can't be and never were meant to be anything other than ourselves at this present time.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:14:02 AM No.106016167
onions post
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:18:11 AM No.106016192
>>106011434 (OP)
Can the singularity give me an harem of ultra hot real women ready to fuck me? If not, can at least cure baldness? Otherwise sounds to me it's kinda useless
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:25:09 AM No.106016258
>>106011434 (OP)
Will we finally find out how many r's are in strawberry?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:06:04 AM No.106016531
>>106011447
You get raped to death by a robot dog in five years.
>you won the lottery