ThinkPad bros, how do we respond?

>>106016730 (OP)
I dunno, I use a Wii Fit scale

>>106016730 (OP)
That's it, apple won

>>106016730 (OP)
thinkpoo fags on suicide watch

>>106016872
laptop shouldn't be used for weighing, that's retarded

So this is the end point of 4chan, that is a jee subreddit, jeet engineers with inferiority complex (that means every jeet engineer) cry there. This coming to my homefeed was the reason I stopped using reddit. Jeets are truly unbearable.

>>106016999
meant for >>106016730 (OP)
but you're both retarded anyway, so who cares

>>106016999
Why? Are you that fat?

>>106017015
what's next, you gonna use it to heat your meal?
computers should only be used for computing, not for useless unrelated stuff

>>106017032
Calculating inputs from digital instruments like scales is computing.

>>106016730 (OP)
why are you on reddit reading posts from men with homosexual flag avatars?

>>106017032
>phones should be used for call and not taking pictures
Anon, you sound fucking retarded so stfu.

>>106017032
Yes, I can save time and energy by ditching my microwave that way
Any problem with that, fatty? Of course the first example you think is about food

>>106016730 (OP)
Imagine the sheer precision and immaculate pressure sensitivity of the touchpad.
Apple WON.

At least jeets and nogs can now use their crapple laptop as a shitty weight measure because it can't do much else

>>106017264
jeets don't own any macbook. they own an android if they are rich enough they have a windows machine.
that's how it is in india.

>>106017338
Nice try jeet but most crapple products are made in india

>>106016730 (OP)
Just show them my cheapo amazon pocket scale?

>>106016730 (OP)
usecase?

>>106017372
wrong again.

all Macbooks have final assembly made in China, Taiwan and some in Vietnam.
some particular Macbook Pro are made in USA.
iPads have final assembly in China, Vietnam and Taiwan as well.
the lower end iPhones are made in India since the past two years, while the Plus, Pro and Pro Max are still assembled in China at Foxconn.

>>106016730 (OP)
new \g\ee apple certified infographic please - use the aluminum/glass surface of your macbook or ipad to weight yourself and keep it healthy with smart fitness healthy personal cloud ai body sensors

>>106021253
>you can step on the lid of your m4 macbook pro wfh employee device usage health rating icloud app sync ai
etc

>>106021199
Don't care jeet your company is shit when it has to hire drone minions like yourself to astroturf

>>106021344
don't be angry at something you can't afford. just work for it thirdie.

>>106021965
Nah I'd rather get rich while you pay taxes and suck off shlomo for a dime an hour, you can cope on your icuck when you're done for the day

>>106017037
Still, you would rather use a proper scale and not a trackpad to start with. Precise tool can be better than a trackpad and scale. It makes no sense to make a component be more complex. Why TF does my trackpad need a Jew feature? Fucking bloat!

>>106016730 (OP)
Ignore it until everyone permanently forgets that it can do this, which is like a month from now.

>let me just get my 2,000 dollar laptop to weigh this coke

>>106016730 (OP)
I can wifi/bluetooth connect my android smartphone to my laptop and use it as a smartcard reader. Still fucking retarded and yet overtly way more useful than using a $2000 laptop as scale for weighting cookies.

A USB scale ig
This is a W for Apple though

>>106017032
>what's next, you gonna use it to heat your meal?
yes actually I will, I'm actually thinking of upgrading to a R9 9950X3D so I can get rid of my kettle as well.

test: desu tBh DESU Tbh

>>106016730 (OP)
pregnancy test trackpoint.

>>106023516
Dude you could have just checked the code

that's a pretty piss poor precision if its even accurate

I'm so tired of this board's constant shilling for apple products. Do they get paid?

>>106016730 (OP)
I'm not a junkie so I've never had a situation where I would have needed even a regular kitchen scale. I can't see myself needing one so often I have to have it on my laptop. Even a flashlight would be more useful occasionally.

>>106024851
no.

>>106022182
>proper scale
this means nothing

>>106016730 (OP)
The 13 volts in yro'ue SSD like

>>106016730 (OP)
How does this nullify the crippled file system, that needed Internet connection, to move files to non apple products?

>>106021199
>some particular Macbook Pro are made in USA
?? Which ones?

>>106022182
buddy it's the 21st century, a trackpad is a precise tool

>>106016730 (OP)
>Innovation™
Laughs in stagnation.jpg

>>106016730 (OP)
That's not 20 g though.

>>106018562
drugs, what else?
but with solutions like >>106017750, the usecase can be fucked... if and only if, you need to keep a low profile and not raise any suspicion wth a sub gram scale. I think I need one to weigh my pet reptile food.

>>106032265
ywnbaws

why not just buy a kitchen scale
they're like 5 bucks at a department store