Thread 106021956 - /g/

Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:37:58 PM No.106021956
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Come home, 76 IQ
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:41:23 PM No.106021997
>>106021956 (OP)
poothon?
pyjeet?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:43:32 PM No.106022028
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**STATE OF TEXAS**
**OFFICE OF THE ATTORNEY GENERAL**
Austin, Texas

**EXECUTIVE PROCLAMATION NO. TX-PY-2025**

*Subject: Prohibition of the Python Programming Language within the Jurisdiction of Texas*

To all citizens, institutions, and entities operating within the boundaries of the State of Texas:

Be it known that, pursuant to Executive Powers under Texas Constitution Article IV, Section 1, and by directive of the Governor and the Attorney General, the following order is hereby enacted:

Effective immediately, the use, distribution, education, and development of the Python programming language is **officially prohibited** across all public and private sectors within the State of Texas.

**Violations & Enforcement**
Any individual or organization found to be using, teaching, or deploying Python shall be subject to a civil penalty of no less than **$25,000 per offense**, and may be liable for further sanctions under the Texas Technology Code ยง88.3(b).

**Permitted Alternatives**
Acceptable programming languages shall include, but are not limited to: JavaScript, C++, Java, and Go. All software systems shall be subject to verification audits conducted by the Texas Bureau of Technological Compliance.

**Implementation Timeline**
All current Python-based systems must be fully decommissioned or converted within **120 calendar days** of this notice. Exceptions for critical infrastructure may be granted on a case-by-case basis.

This proclamation shall remain in effect until repealed or amended by the State Legislature.

Signed this 25th day of July, 2025.
By authority vested in the undersigned officials:

**Gov. Sam T. Barrister**
Governor of the State of Texas

**Attorney General Laura M. Estes**
Office of the Attorney General
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:25:55 PM No.106022730
mindbroken
mindbroken
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>>106021956 (OP)
mindbroken nocoder.
Replies: >>106028387 >>106031892
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:13:30 PM No.106024371
>>106021956 (OP)
how to redeem python saar
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:21:21 AM No.106026687
>>106022028
>Acceptable programming languages
>JavaScript, C++, Java, and Go
gr8 b8 m8
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:28:24 AM No.106028387
>>106022730
good morning pythonic sir
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:38:06 AM No.106028513
>>106021956 (OP)
Slow and sloppy language for slow and sloppy brain.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:40:15 AM No.106028534
>>106021956 (OP)
Someone needs to do the bellcurve meme with Python in the tails. No programming language comes close to capturing only the tails of most retarded and most capable programmers.

It used to be C but Python managed to lower the bar on the low side and the FP/list comprehension features pulled in a lot of scheme people from the top.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:41:22 AM No.106028550
Its a scripting language, nobody told your retarded company to try and use it for big use cases
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:39:45 AM No.106029112
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>>106021956 (OP)
DO THE NEEDFUL AND LEARN TO JAVACODE BLOODY BASTARD BITCH!
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:47:53 AM No.106029686
>>106029112
java is brahmin sar
python is dalit saar
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:54:33 AM No.106030233
>>106021956 (OP)
python is high iq aryan
you benchod cumskin
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:44:56 AM No.106030620
>>106028534
>thinks one-line list generation is high-iq
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:55:12 AM No.106030680
Jeetlangs don't have anything as efficient and as elegant as C switches.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:56:31 AM No.106030688
>>106030680
jfc stay away from computers
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:03:20 AM No.106030733
>>106030680
There is nothing more elegant than C# enums
[Flags]
public enum MeetingDays : byte
{
None = 0,
Monday = 1 << 0,
Tuesday = 1 << 1,
Wednesday = 1 << 2,
Thursday = 1 << 3,
Friday = 1 << 4,
Saturday = 1 << 5,
Sunday = 1 << 6
}
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:55:22 AM No.106031078
>>106030680
Terry improved on switches in RedC
>>106030733
ok thatโ€™s pretty nice
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:42:38 AM No.106031606
>>106030733
what is the point of having the None case?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:14:34 AM No.106031790
>>106031606
default value
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:30:24 AM No.106031892
>>106022730
pythonic way of saying good morning saaarr
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:05:02 AM No.106032096
>>106031790
a day can be only one of these seven and must be one of these seven
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:18:21 PM No.106034032
>>106031892
how to be pythonic saaar
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:19:57 PM No.106034047
>>106028387
>>106031892
>>106034032
>t. never wrote a single line of code.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:27:10 PM No.106034113
>>106034047
im doing the needful with llms and vibe coding python now saaar
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:37:28 PM No.106034220
>>106034113
>my shitty, unsafe code written by hallucinating LLM is hekin cute and valid
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:40:05 PM No.106035483
>>106032096
You could have it represent availability
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:14:42 PM No.106035891
NEW ONLINE PYTHON PACKAGE DJANGO
NEW ONLINE PYTHON PACKAGE DJANGO
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>>106021956 (OP)
do the needful and redeem the new durgasoft python batch course sir
Become the WEAPON OF PYTHON sirs
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:01:13 PM No.106036399
>>106021956 (OP)
Today I wrote a script for my math homework to symbolically solve some linear algebra problems. Used sympy, pretty decent language not gonna lie. I can't imagine doing that in C++ or whatever statically strongly typed lang
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:35:29 PM No.106038968
>>106035891
>icon of java & python
Kek'd