Thread 106118821 - /g/ [Archived: 191 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:37:35 PM No.106118821
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md5: 4fdcf830ba5de12a3bac59c5819dfb8f🔍
*ruins your internet experienece*
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:38:57 PM No.106118834
you have no idea how much worse things would be
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:40:53 PM No.106118852
>>106118821 (OP)
this is why you should only verify once and use some sort of internet login that you use everywhere instead. That way every person can go on the internet under a single account and you dont have to worry about stupid checks like these
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:41:34 PM No.106118859
>>106118821 (OP)
in my dreams i control a botnet that floods cloudfare servers 100 petabits/second with the word nigger
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:53:40 PM No.106118961
Imagine how many bots would be going around if we didn't have it.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:55:04 PM No.106118977
>>106118852
You VILL show ze ID
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:11:36 PM No.106119103
>>106118852
bright
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:15:42 PM No.106119122
>it fails half of the time so I have to refresh the page until it works
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:44:40 PM No.106119360
>>106119122
It failed on purpose, it wanted to humiliate you and it succeeded.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:50:10 PM No.106119400
>>106118821 (OP)
What's 10 seconds wasted compared to the literal years you spend on this website? Baka.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:52:02 PM No.106119419
>>106118961
slightly more
99% of bots are government operated and they are whitelisted by goyflare
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:56:59 PM No.106119462
>>106118821 (OP)
*filters 6 gorillion bots in you're nginx path*
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:09:19 PM No.106119583
>>106118834
>>106118961
shitposts, including the bots, are like sperm cells. straight white men shoot out a ton of them when they enjoy the net's glorious hole a lot. if they don't want an unplanned pregnancy rampage (sites and communities derailing into chaos), they should use a condom (i.e. limit their internet time and content consumption) or apply preservatives either on themselves (i.e. stop shitposting and making bots) or on the internet hole (make the internet a strictly informational place where shitposts and bots can't exist).
cloudflare? it's some stranger interrupting you right before the act, restraining you like you're a filthy criminal and convincing you that you that the internet's wearing a chastity belt from which only he has the key. he unlocks this imaginary cage reluctantly, and then watches you flail and moan around the internet with upmost intensity, so that you don't, in fact, shoot out bot sperm into the internet. he also silently anally fingers both you and the net with surveillance, and sets you on the path of becoming a cuck with a digital id and no freedom right before your eys. and you don't mind at all. because you like your daddy mitm cloudflare, don't you, anon?
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:43:37 PM No.106119888
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md5: 41926b73bb0a264e70e360fa42753cb8🔍
>>106118834
>>106118961
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:12:54 PM No.106120180
>>106118821 (OP)

To make people demand this:
>>106118852
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:16:30 PM No.106120218
>>106119122
It's circumvented 99.99% of the times with a simple automated mouse moving script using a full browser popup and 95% of the times with headless chromium driver, so it's kind of pointless.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:46:41 AM No.106122311
>>106118961
none of the altchans I visit have CF turnstile and they're doing fine
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:08:29 AM No.106123570
>>106118961
Exactly the same amount, because if there were any more, this shitty website would get overloaded and nobody could use it at all to see the bots.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:21:34 AM No.106123635
>>106118821 (OP)
The alternative is worse, the fact is the internet was not designed for a household to have 30+ internet capable devices that can be turned into a DDOS botnet and literally the only solution to this is by having a middleman proxy that can absorb the traffic so your server doesn't crash handling the handshakes by themselves.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:25:52 AM No.106123658
>>106123635
it literally was designed this way
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:30:54 AM No.106123690
>>106118821 (OP)
There is an easy way to bypass this. I will not disclose how to do it for obvious reasons. But those who know, know.

The dead internet theory is not as fake as it seems.