>>106118834>>106118961shitposts, including the bots, are like sperm cells. straight white men shoot out a ton of them when they enjoy the net's glorious hole a lot. if they don't want an unplanned pregnancy rampage (sites and communities derailing into chaos), they should use a condom (i.e. limit their internet time and content consumption) or apply preservatives either on themselves (i.e. stop shitposting and making bots) or on the internet hole (make the internet a strictly informational place where shitposts and bots can't exist).
cloudflare? it's some stranger interrupting you right before the act, restraining you like you're a filthy criminal and convincing you that you that the internet's wearing a chastity belt from which only he has the key. he unlocks this imaginary cage reluctantly, and then watches you flail and moan around the internet with upmost intensity, so that you don't, in fact, shoot out bot sperm into the internet. he also silently anally fingers both you and the net with surveillance, and sets you on the path of becoming a cuck with a digital id and no freedom right before your eys. and you don't mind at all. because you like your daddy mitm cloudflare, don't you, anon?