Do you have an emergency gooning kit /g/?
>>106119746 (OP)No.
How old are you, zoomer ?
Obviously.
My EDC:
Phone with 100+ GBs of video, photo, literary and vn material
Powerbank rated for 5+ full charges
Right (and left) hand
RIPCORD PANTS TO START JORKING IMMEDIATELY
>>106119805Why even bother wearing pants? Level up your game dude.
>>106119846>Why even bother wearing pants?Sunk cost, I invested ALL my savings into the development of ripcord trousers, abandoning them now would be admitting to the waste
I just gotta close my eyes, and it's all there. All I need.
>>106119746 (OP)What the fuck is wrong with kids these days?
>>106119881That's 2 extra seconds of gooning lost EVERY TIME. Don't be a victim to sunk cost fallacy and ditch the pants.