>come back from vacation
>132 emails
>*mark all as read*
If it's important they will come to my office.

>>106122433 (OP)
thanks for the update.

>>106122433 (OP)
in a week you will post a crying frog about getting laid offf

>>106122433 (OP)
thats so based, wish i had the balls
>>106122894
people who get that many emails dont just get laid off

If it's important, I will send this email higher up to someone who's more competent at doing his job, after documenting that you ignored it.

>>106122433 (OP)
I've been doing this for years personally.

>>106122894
Lmao no. He didn’t delete them. If they come to his office, he can just ask what it was about and bring up the ‘already read’ email. They can see all the other emails he got and read too and think he’s swamped under so he can’t remember every email.
The only way they can get him is by leaving a message in the email saying ‘reply with llamas as soon as you’ve read this email’ or something autistic like that. That would just make them look petty and piss people off

>>106123836
>what it was about
you'd know if you read my email

>>106123836
So he kept the emails to deceive others and protect himself like a weak beta sóyboy. A real chad frogposter would delete everything and say
>I was out

You can ask an ai to give you a synopsis, why are you refusing to use modern technology.

>>106124707
>type in the prompt
>wait for the query to be processed
>prompt again because the summary is longer than the email due to bullshit LLMs spit out like (Surely, that's an excellent question, goshudjin-sama blah-blah let's break it down point by point)
>have to check if the LLM did not lie (which requires reading the actual email)
And finally
>the confidential info you sent either needs to be edited out (which requires reading the email) or it's not confidential anymore

>come back from vacation
>132 emails
>now i don't have to do any actual work for the next 5 days while i "catch up on emails"
>vacation instantly extended by a week

>>106122433 (OP)
kek what a lad

>>106122433 (OP)
>he doesn't use folders

>>106122433 (OP)
based

>>106122433 (OP)

Based

>>106122433 (OP)
squeak

>come back from vacation
>132 emails
>print them all out
>go to the office library with a hot cup off tea
>sit in the comfortable chair
>start reading them and sorting them based on urgent, non-urgent, and throwaway.

>>106122433 (OP)
based
I do this every time I come back from vacation.
I also have custom rules that send every hr email straight to the trash.

>>106126242
>all 132 throwaway