Haha Edition

>>106124737
Hire this little engineer.

>>106124737
Do legioneers really?

>>106124765
Already more skilled than most /g/ users twice his age

>studied hard
>Had a shit office job but make good money
>Have a son with wife at 25 because muh legacy meme
>Didn't know you have a 1/36 chance of autist son (and increasing every year)(if you take all severe disabilities you have 5-10% of severy disbales son depending of the country)
>He is sever autist (you can't detect severe autism during pregnacy)
>He is 9yo
>Can't talk only makes weird noises
>Only play with baby toys
>He have to wear diapers because somedays he refuses to go to the bath
>Some days he becomes agresive and destroys the house
>He only sleeps 3-4h
>No sex with wife (sex drive goes to 0 when you don't sleep a full night for years)
>Only fun thing of my life is playing some vidya in the bus to work
>Regret not being a comfy happy neet.
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>>106125613
shit, sorry bro, life will get better, have you thought about hiring a nurse or some outside help? this way you and your missus would have a few hours a week tyo yourselves.

>>106125399
Good riddance.
Pigeons are rats with wings. Air rats. Stupid pests.

>>106125613
Skill issue.

>>106125613
Your wife was stressed and didn't eat enough during pregnancy. Now make sure your kid isn't stressed, by hugging him and talking with him (not about him) as much as possible, in a quiet environment.

>>106125816
t. rat

>>106125613
you need to beat the shit out of your son then send him to a military boarding school

>>106125816
worm hands types this slimy post

>>106125312
I didn't have a PC until I was 15 and it was shared. Still managed to follow a guide and change the boot animation on win7 on the first few months. Good times.

>>106125816
Bats are rats with wings.

>>106125613
Don’t vax your next kid

>>106125613
You can just leave

>>106125907
>>106125921
>>106126377
Pigeons lost.

>>106125613
so what's your plan now

>>106125613
Just take the kid on a fishing trip and drown him in the river.

>>106124737
>7 year old and already knowledgeable with computers
>thomas the tank engine fan
That kid is pure weapons grade autism in the making, may he at least use his powers for good

>>106126377

GEANY SUPREMACY

>>106125613
Tons of shit gets labeled as autism these days, that's why the rates increase. Every normal person has slight autism.

>>106125613
put the kid in a residential centre. he shouldn't be cared for by parents.

>106125613
this is common copy paste bait btw.
Y'all are retarded.

>>106128069
>he specifically wants the wooden rails too
A child of culture and class

>>106124584
thats... actually kinda funny

I found this this week and it gave me a good chuckle

>>106125613
Stupid sex-haver, I will never be at risk of anything like that.

>>106129924
lol

>>106125613
omfg this nigger from /biz/ spams this shitty copypasta all the time to derail threads

>>106125613
HOLY SHIT. Its been a hot minute since ive seen this pasta.
>retards actually replying to it
well then

>>106125613
use-case for non autistic son?

>>106124498 (OP)
Does enyone ever wonder why despicable behavior like this is not only rewarded but required in most jobs.

This entire thread was pretty retarded:
https://bbs.archlinux.org/viewtopic.php?id=279958

>>106126377
Cats are rats with no wings.

>>106130941
This, but daughter.

>>106125613
Unironically, either commit your son to an institution or get out of there anon. You're living the worst hell I could ever imagine. It doesn't matter how fucked you'll be economically, you will be happier not having to spend your life like this

>>106125613
google "how to get rid of a retarded child"

>>106135730
It redirected me to your post.

>>106125613
>>Only fun thing of my life is playing some vidya in the bus to work
Why not play video games with your son? He would probably love that. Some of my best memories growing up are my dad playing video games with me and my siblings.

>>106134138
I can think of a few.

>>106124498 (OP)
>suc-
heh

>>106133647
But rats dont have wings to begin with

>>106136022
>underage, pre-teen humor best suited for use in school buses during the commute back home

>>106130681
idgi

>>106130681
lmao
>>106136461
The top icon is a folder, which is data.
The bottom icon is an archive.
An archive is a compacted version of data.
When most people lick something sour, their face scrunches up (making it smaller).

>>106125613
THIS PASTA IS LIKE YEARS OLD AT THIS POINT
CAN YOU NIGGERS STOP?

>>106136162
nice melty

>>106136162
I don't know about you, but "Single-handedly managed the suc" should be on plenty of resumes.

>>106136557
He's autistic, he literally can't stop. Please be patient.