Thread 106126719 - /g/ [Archived: 437 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:17:32 PM No.106126719
microsft
microsft
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what did Steve Ballmer mean by this?
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:18:37 PM No.106126730
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>>106126719 (OP)
DEVELOPERS
DEVELOPERS
DEVELOPERS
DEVELOPERS
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:44:37 PM No.106126979
>>106126719 (OP)
was microsoft for the better of for worse after he handed it to the brahmin?
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:58:33 PM No.106127083
I too watch the Zune video.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:36:51 PM No.106127393
>>106126979
Ballmer
>fucked up on hardware (hard)
>built azure (without this alone MS wouldn't exist anymore today, office and windows licensing are a fucking joke in comparison to the money azure brings in and it's not even close)
>laid the groundwork for the last remaining profitable vector for the gaming sector they still have
Jeets
>took the QA team behind the shed
>regularly scheduled update related street shitting incidents ever since
>fucked up on hardware even worse than Ballmer
>been aimlessly burning billions (they only have thanks to azure) on bullshit like OAI, VR and other meme tech
The literal only win I can think of for them is they managed to make gamepass ever so slightly profitable but I'm sure they'll manage to burn that profit and ten times more on the next ARM based shitshow that no one will buy.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:41:49 PM No.106127414
Squirt
Verb
2.

transmit(information) in highlycompressedor speeded-up form.

"radio equipment could squirt a million words from one continent to another"
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:06:53 PM No.106127618
>>106126719 (OP)
im guessing he's talking about fsquirt.exe

fsquirt.exe is what the Bluetooth file receiver/sender program in Windows called

open cmd and type fsquirt.exe