Microsoft is leading the charge in environmental change for the better. And it begins with burying the poop. Change you can believe in!

https://www.itpro.com/infrastructure/data-centres/microsofts-idea-to-offset-ai-emissions-burying-poop-stinks-of-greenwashing

https://blogs.microsoft.com/on-the-issues/2025/05/29/environmental-sustainability-report/

>>106154642 (OP)
>In an announcement confirming the deal with Vaulted Deep, Brian Marrs, senior director of energy and carbon removal at Microsoft, said this will provide a “differentiated, scalable approach to permanent carbon removal”.
>"Its work delivers immediate climate benefits while stimulating local economies and addresses long-standing environmental challenges that communities face every day,” he said.

>>106154669
>Vaulted Deep
Full of precious jeet droppings

>>106154733
At first I thought that was the name of someone.
On brand, anyway.

>>106154669
>long-standing environmental challenges that communities face every day
>more and more poop
>every single day
>they are running out of space for the poop

Microsoft did not say that. You are a liar. Why do you lie? Your parents should have punished your bad behavior so you would stop this.

good morning saars

>>106154866
LIAR!

>>106154886
Thank you, dear.

>>106154669
>Vaulted Deep
So is this like the Disney Vault, or...

>>106154642 (OP)
Very appropriate for a company founded by a guy obsessed with spending billions on toilets for Africa that now has a jeet at the helm. Good luck saar.

>>106155554
Can you stop?

>>106154642 (OP)
Google is doing the same. This is their office what is managing their task force.

>>106155581
@grok yo is this fr

>>106155596
Hi, it looks like you're asking if the image in the post you replied to is authentic. After analyzing the image, it does appear that there are certain artifacts in the image that are commonly cited as telltale signs of generative AI use. However, these artifacts upon further inspection are pieces of debris, possibly garbage or other organic waste materials. Therefore, I can conclude that the image is not AI generated. Is there anything else I can help you with today?

I thought President Trump ended all that "care about the environment" crap. Are people not following the decree? Do I need to report someone?

>>106155932
This isn't in the US, anon.............

>>106155932
>>106155944
Very funny, hahaha India poop guise!! Joke's over, it's for the US data cent--
https://news.microsoft.com/en-in/microsoft-announces-us-3bn-investment-over-two-years-in-india-cloud-and-ai-infrastructure-to-accelerate-adoption-of-ai-skilling-and-innovation/

>yfw

>>106155982
>Microsoft chairman and CEO, Satya Nadella, on stage at the Microsoft AI Tour in Bengaluru where he announced US $3 billion investment in India for cloud and AI infrastructure over the next two years.
>Microsoft shared a comprehensive plan to train and skill 10 million people by 2030, reinforcing its commitment to partnering with India on its journey to become an AI-first nation.

>now the poop burial
why is this all clicking into place
what does this mean
what happens next

>>106154642 (OP)
The soft stood for poop.
We gave them too much credit.

Microsoft a.k.a. Lil' doox

Smallshit

>>106154642 (OP)
It's undeniable now that they are an Indian company.

>microsoft is building a giant poo pit for the new H1B recruits
thats nice of them

>>106156884
>poop in the loop

>>106154642 (OP)
>burying poop underground
That's cruel to do this to their employees, they could just let them go back to India instead.

>>106155557
i fuck you bloody

In theory, how much poop can you scoop into these underground landfills? Would it affect groundwater? Is any of the waste treated… at all?