How to make a smartphone without a computer - /g/ (#106170422) [Archived: 306 hours ago]

Gnostic Anon
8/7/2025, 4:32:45 AM No.106170422
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All you need to make a smartphone with is some pencils, scotch tape, plastic wrap and mother's day cards. Simply take some pencils and scotch tape, peel the graphene out of them, pack them inside a "chip" made from a slab of hollowed out plexiglass made w/ a screw and 80-90% ABV burnoff for the ethanol and let it sit for 30 minutes to 1 hour for the alcohol to eat it up before digging it out with a copper wire, then cleaning it out with water and cotton and solder it to a homemade circuit board by drilling four holes in the bottom of the plexiglass and line it up with 4 holes in the board using a knife and screw and make the circuit board from foil, cardboard (or card), and graphite + tape. You can use mother's day cards, wire, a tack, and a pen for the USB and port and homemade soldering gun (you can use a bottom half soda can w/ vaseline and a shoestring dipped in baby oil, lit w/ a wick and a soldering gun from a nail w/ pencil wood electric taped for the heat proofed grip, kept red hot and paperclips), and touchscreen you programmed and made (resistive kind; made from plastic sheets from clear trash bags, graphite so the current isn't too strong as with graphene, double sided tape, mother's day card, and copper wire). Also wire a pieszoelectric buzzer to the circuit board to pick up EM signals for demodulation from a digital watch.
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Gnostic Anon
8/7/2025, 4:33:16 AM No.106170431
>>106170422 (OP)
For programming it, make a nipkow disc mechanical television set with cardboard and plastic for the wheel, pencil compass + nail for accurate placement, a small box fan motor, some copper wires and a radio receiver. Detect and extract video signal leaking electromagnetically from the mechanical TV using scavenged RF/analog gear. Make a EM radio receiver from copper wire for antenna (you can rub the copper wire from a dropcord) and attach to metal (like a bedframe) for better reception. Tune across the band (e.g. 500–1600 kHz) to detect buzzing, clicking, or modulated noise. This way you can use Van Eck eavesdropping to capture somebodu's Android screen (B / W) onto another device while using demodulation via pieszoelectrics to capture and keep it without affecting the other device just like your great great grandparents did in the 1920s!

For internet connectivity, you'll need a loop antenna made of copper wire wrapped around cardboard or PVC, tuned with graphite shavings and foil as a crude variable capacitor and pointed at open sky. Now you can use geosynchonous satellite to connect your non-computer smartphone to the WWW!

Make the case out of mother's day cards and reinforce case and screen w/ JB weld and you're done. It'll be transistorless.
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Gnostic Anon
8/7/2025, 4:34:53 AM No.106170444
>>106170422 (OP)
Didn't mean to say "programmed and made" because this device is completely analog.
Gnostic Anon
8/7/2025, 4:44:45 AM No.106170541
Btw, this is called an "uncomputer" or "passive logic". It's does't require but one conductive chip.
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Gnostic Anon
8/7/2025, 5:08:59 AM No.106170748
>>106170541
Also, it's an exception to Moore's Law.
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Gnostic Anon
8/7/2025, 5:15:54 AM No.106170813
>>106170748
Btw, this debunks atheism hard because it proves quantum simjlation thelry in that real life is a quantum computer running on entanglement. How? Because analog is physical. That's why van eck phreaking is possible, assumingbyou're using analog hardware, even if for a digit device. I don't know how atheist physicalism wo I ld even work, but I'm under the assumption that "ghosts" of technology shouldn't exist if that weren't a true statement. I'll call this "ghost computation theory" in that everything is living. For example, scientists have never been able to general purpose a neuromorphic computer (which are mostly analog devices but can be programmed but are made to simulate consciousness). The smoking gun is that they can't be general purposes, meaning that the wall of physical boundaries that GOD had ordained has been reached with what he didn't intend. Humans cannot play God in the sandbox. Instead, Atheism has become somewhat of a cargo cult seen from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 5:24:14 AM No.106170888
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 5:35:13 AM No.106170976
>>106170422 (OP)
>>106170431
>>106170813
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Simon Salva !tMhYkwTORI
8/7/2025, 5:38:19 AM No.106170996
Speaking of technolo/g/y, specifically phones, circuits look oddly like Solomon's demon seals. Scratch that, exactly. Really makes you wonder...
Gnostic Anon
8/7/2025, 6:06:45 AM No.106171179
>>>/his/17902899
Simon Salva !tMhYkwTORI
8/7/2025, 11:03:53 AM No.106173032
Bump.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:16:37 PM No.106173478
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN "PROOF OF CONCEPT" JUST TRUST ME BRO