Thread 106183196

Is this the most realistic portrayal of hacking that has ever been put to screen? Why are people clowning on this movie?

>>106183246
What's the issue? This is what using a computer actually looks like. None of that green scrolling text and binary nonsense. This is probably what the average day looks like for an NSA worker.

>>106184137
unironically this, it likely revolves around using tools like OP all day

>>106183196 (OP)
Should I watch this tonight?

>>106183196 (OP)
The Matrix is still best just for this one scene, but that's not terrible.

>>106184137
>>106184288
How are you gonna get from the YouTube page source to someone's IP? It's not like each video you upload has to be hosted as an individual webpage from your own computer.

>>106184137
>>106184288
>>106184402
I actually looked a little closer and he's copying in the nonce. What tool gives you a nonce -> IP route? That's what's stupid about it.
Also, "IP Address PING Source", is where he puts the nonce. What? The source of an IP address PING is... an IP address.

>>106184307
nevermind I thought I was on /tv/
no wonder this thread isn't funny

>>106184434
>he doesn't know about the secret internet that uses base64 encoded nonces as temporary addresses.
noob

>>106183196 (OP)
No. Try https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VlyZIywY9c

>>106184307
No. Watch Sneakers.

>>106183196 (OP)
>>106184137
This is a comedy I assume? What movie?

>>106184434
NSA forks all fiber plants in ISPs, terminates TLS for most common root certs and tracks everyone via device UUID+metadata fingerprint. There's a graph database fronted by a massive KV db that tracks individual nonces per session and maps them back to device UUID then to a human, if possible.

as dumb as the video is it's not far off, the only difference is that there's no human clicking fucking anything, all of this data is dumped to massive OLAP clusters and reports are delivered on a regular basis, or events are sent to slack channels (or whatever NSA mattermost fork they are running, idk) for really high priority shit

ultimately its funny because its a nigger doing it

>>106184670
I thought SSL and TLS were still legitimate barriers for them. That's why they had to put someone inside of Google's warehouse, because after your data is inside the server they strip off SSL.

>>106183196 (OP)
This is the funniest movie I watched in a long while
I've seen a bunch of War of the Worlds adaptations before and they were always boring
This shit was art

>>106183196 (OP)
The teams messages and zoom calls gave me ptsd. At one point he just shows up to a meeting and starts faking his entire presentation.

>>106183196 (OP)
YOU DUN GOOFED
I BACKTRACED IT

>>106183196 (OP)
No, Mr Robot had a better portrayal. Shit, even The Social Network had a better portrayal than that shit you uploaded.

>>106185226
The joke flew over the Mr Robot viewer's head. Who here is surprised?

>>106184608
The War of the Worlds. A version for computer nerds, so no action scenes or main character trying to survive and looking for his wife.

>>106183196 (OP)
Kek they cast a fucking ice cube to be computer nerd?

>>106185553
Yes and it just gets more retarded from there especially when the aliens turn up

>>106183196 (OP)
yeah man have u ever heard of a seris called mr bobot its really good

>>106183196 (OP)
Amazing.

Snowden (2016): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbGwnS338MQ

>>106184137
>>106183196 (OP)
KINO is so fracken back on the menu, lads.

>>106185553
The whole Ice family are legendary keyboard cowboys.

>>106183196 (OP)
you're right that is weirdly grounded compared to old stuff the only answer is to make real hacking like the 80s 90s meme

>>106183196 (OP)
its not mr robot

>>106183196 (OP)
realistically it would be like one of those free movie streaming sites where when you even active the dev tools/inspect element it changes the page before you can fuck with anything.

They did my favourite Sci-Fi book dirty... again.

>>106183196 (OP)
Something something shameless Amazon shilling