Thread 106193044

Just ordered my MicroPc 2. What should I expect?

>>106193044 (OP)
Did you get a maid dress too?

>>106193044 (OP)
post apron

>>106193133
>>106193106

But why?

>>106193243
EU wants to scan all your messages on Android, Windows and iOS. I'm switching to GNU/Linux. Fuck the EU.

>>106193260
You're going to get put on trial in the Hauge for trying to circumvent their control.

>>106193273
My drive is encrypted with LUKS!

>>106193186
>>106193243
>>106193260
>>106193273
>>106193300
>no maid dress

>>106193243
It comes with a free cock and ball removal device

>>106193044 (OP)
>crappy buttons
>crappy connectors
>lcd hinge committing suicide
>battery committing suicide if left at 20% for a month
>sussy windows enterprise profile being enrolled into the system

>>106193106
fpbp (non-derogatory)

>>106193106
>>106193349
KYS

You'll spend about a day and a half getting it all configured and daydreaming about how you're going to integrate it into your life, then put it onto the shelf of tech you never use right next to the last tiny handheld computer you bought.

>>106195027
>go in maid computer thread
>on the dra/g/on maid board
>on a maidposting site
>get mad a maidposts
Why are you like this?

>>106195195
Tsundere loop

>>106193044 (OP)
I miss my GPD Win 2. All good things...

>>106193044 (OP)
so fucking jealous

post link IMMEDIATELY

>>106193044 (OP)
Looks neat. Usecase?

>>106195943
anything internet related in public? you dumb nigger

i hope this is a joke

>>106193349
sex with Eli.

>>106195953
How it get internet?

>>106193044 (OP)
>MicroPc 2
>sub $1,500 product
I didn't think they had it in them.

>>106193300
Unencrypt your drive or it's 5 years in prison

>>106197691
me and the rog ally, now gathering dust next to my TV kek.

>>106196091
Mobile router/hotspot.

The keyboard should have been seperated and kept to corners and pgup dn etc should have been in the middle

>>106193044 (OP)
>What should I expect?
micro penises growing off your knuckles

>>106198865
The keyboard is fine. You can get used to it.

>>106198815
The one you can actually turn off by taking the battery out.

>>106195981
I guess you're buying form factor more than specs, it does seem comfy

>>106195981
There are no N300 models. It's a scam website.

>>106195934
aliexpress.com/item/1005009578939214.html

>>106200282
what is the purpose of small keyboard?

>>106200285
I can SSH into my shit and type faster than on touchscreen.

>>106200285
So you can program with local compilers without carrying peripherals, needing specialized furniture, or even having to sit. It is a computer for maids and it has to fit in a maid apron!

>>106193044 (OP)
Unironically Chinese spyware and backdoors.

>>106193044 (OP)
They seem to make nice stuff, a shame they don't sell them with my native language keyboard layout.

So netbooks are coming back? I still have one in some drawer around here. Yeah they look neat and all and you THINK you need one, but after using one for some time you'll be coming back for a common notebook.

They are just worse laptops.

>>106200802
And? You prefer being spied on by Americlaps?

>>106200831
It's different this time, the chips are actually good. The only remaining problems are the autonomy and heat under heavy tasks.

>>106200874
Yes fuck tranny commies

I would have bought a Win Max 2 if they didn't give it a stupid fucking 60hz refresh rate in 2025… Anything less than 90hz feels like shit to me

>>106202838
I own 0 computers running more than 60Hz. You are clinically insane.

>>106202513
Not once has a Chinese Communist tried to keep me from speaking online, or asked me to send ID verification to Tel Aviv.

>>106202979
This. I'm team China now.

>>106195174
I have a GPD pocket 3 and I use it for downloading pics from my game boy camera on the go or just any general computing needs I might have when I'm on a trip, but I don't carry it with me daily

>>106193044 (OP)
Kinda want a 2in1 netbook stye laptop. Anything with at least an N355 availiable?
>>106202838
Nobody gives a shit.

>>106193044 (OP)
Just get a steamdeck

>>106205094
Too expensive...and the fucking kids stole my steamdeck.
Besides i NEED a keyboard and a touchscreen

>>106205154
>touchscreen
Oled have a better touchscreen than the old one
>keyboard
touchpads do the job with some training or get a small keyboard

For the kid...

>>106205321
>Oled
Fuck shitty burn in screens.
And no it needs a keyboard. A seperate keyboard is a garbage idea.

>>106193044 (OP)
ewaste

>>106193044 (OP)
4 months of firmware updates, then GPD goes silent for a year until the Micro 3 with a slightly nicer form factor, Intel N320 chip with AV1 transcoding that gets 4 months of firmware updates then the cycle continues.

>>106205671
not like theres any non e-waste optuons for small netbooks. framework is kill not that they started soldering in the RAM so fuckin ewaste it is.
At least chinese shit is honest about the junk theyre sellin

>>106205321
Touch screen keyboards are garbage and they eat too much real-estate on your main display.

>>106193044 (OP)
I have one. It's too big and I'm currently trying to get dropbear and busybox running on MicroPython on my tdeck.

>>106207880
vim is actually surprisingly pleasant on a touchscreen if you're good. I've been doing a lot of programming sshing from a $50 tablet someone was throwing out recently. I don't know why, I have such a nice set up upstairs. I guess rearranging things does something with my brain and makes me more productive.

>>106207431
>firmware updates
Who fucking cares about firmware updates as long as Linux works?

Damn you got a computer for your penis?

>>106207896
It's still better on a physical keyboard. Fuck touchscreens.

>>106193243
he already have micro pp so it just make sense

>>106193044 (OP)
>What should I expect?
Maids

>>106193044 (OP)
You should expect women to get the biggest ick of their life when you use that in public

>>106210285
I already have a gf.

>>106193300
You know that doenst matter for 2 reasons right?
1. You are legally compelled to provide technical assistance to access data/files. If you genuinely lose keys, you are held in violation of this and prosecuted as refusing to comply with the law
2. Store now, decrypt later. They'll get it either way

>>106193260
>EU wants to scan all your messages on Android, Windows and iOS. I
they won't be able to on linux?
i mean, I understand using open source software of course but what would stop them?

>>106193044 (OP)
This thing doesn't have a use case.

>>106212009
It's a smartphone replacement for shitposting on the go.

>>106212009
it sure as fuck does in fact have many use cases.

Looking at the x-plus piccolo....the n305 chip any better than the garbage n100 chips they put in those awful mini desktops?

>>106212783
*N250

GPD is 7 inch, your offer is 8 inch and can't be operated with one hand like gpd.

>>106212815
They are not using the n250 the current offering is an n305 with 16GB of ram.
https://x-plus.store/products/8-inch-n305-512gb
Also the GPD is overpriced as fuck and 7 inches is literally too fucking small for me. 8 inch minimum

>>106212887
It's an 8-inch and can't be used with one hand. Fuck that. I need my tiny laptop to fit into my jeans pocket. Size matters.

>>106212009
You can help someone via Teams/TeamViewer and actually see their desktop in a proper aspect ratio while talking to them at the same time.